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I wish ratemypoo.com still existed. I bet a photo of Donald Trump would have scored high.

cross-posted from: lemmy.today/post/48987363

I tried their coleslaw, it put cummies in my tummy. I then went to some kind of human poultry farm for some eggs and ate those so that the coleslaw could fertilize it. I gave birth to an adorable abom

Come into my house with shoes on and you’ll be lucky to leave alive

Did you eat it? Because they’re delicious.

How do you hike with three cats? Do they just roam around you?

What are you proud of this year? I don’t wanna hear i ran 3 marathons. I want to hear the crazy awards stuff like…I drove the same road 438 times and exclusively listened to Fleetwood Mac. Common shar