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Joe Bayes

@jbayes@sfba.social
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I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends.

If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity.

Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Joined November 10, 2022
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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · Aug 02, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Replying to @jwz@mastodon.social
@jwz@mastodon.social When your post got mirrored over to Mastodong, it didn't copy the "deeply" links. Your post looks like you're actually asking for an explanation.
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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · May 10, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Replying to @pmonks@sfba.social
@pmonks@sfba.social It's not about making money. It's about taking money. Destroying the status quo because the status is not quo.
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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · May 09, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Replying to @peter@thepit.social
@peter@thepit.social Ce n'est pas un veau d'or.
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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · May 06, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Replying to @Moira513@kolektiva.social
@Moira513 @ProPublica Banning abortion hurts women. Newborns bleeding to death hurts women. There are very few Republican positions that cannot be explained by their desire to hurt women.
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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · May 05, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Replying to @inthehands@hachyderm.io
@inthehands The Holiday Special above RoS? Really?
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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · May 05, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Replying to @emma@orbital.horse
@emma When 900 years old you reach, think as good you will not.
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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · May 04, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Speed? Range? A Jedi needs not these things!

#Hyundai #UserExperience #Fail
The constant beeping is also annoying, but even worse is that the meaning of the beeps is explained on the screen that is blocked by the wheel.

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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · May 04, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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#SFO #Design #Fail I can see what temperature water the other two spigots are dispensing, but I can't see what temperature my own is dispensing because the graphic is printed on the back.

(The third spigot isn't shown because somebody was using it.)

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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · May 01, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Replying to @jef@mastodon.social
@jef This looks awful. Please tell me where this is, so I can make sure to never go live there.
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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · May 01, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Replying to @superball@norcal.social
@superball@norcal.social @PogoWasRight@infosec.exchange This right here. Our sentencing shouldn't be based on vengeance or some idea of what the convict "deserves". It should be based on preventing the thing from happening again.
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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · Apr 29, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Somebody stole our artichokes. They stripped eight of them off the plant in our front yard.

I don't care much about the actual artichokes. I can afford to buy artichokes. I do care that somebody stole them; I was looking forward to eating the thing that I grew; and that they didn't even leave us any edible ones.

If they had asked, I would gladly have given them some. I hope they took them because they were hungry, and not just because they were easy to steal. I wish they had asked.

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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · Apr 27, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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We need a word for when a company intentionally produces a worse product, in order to try to get you to pay more for the standard product.

Eg, when airlines make everybody in a group sit separately, unless they pay extra to sit together.

What's the word for that?

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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · Apr 18, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Replying to @stib@aus.social
@stib@aus.social If it works for you, then it works for you. Enjoy.
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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · Apr 18, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Replying to @Canuckduff@mas.to
@Canuckduff@mas.to @Compassionatecrab@mstdn.social Okay, I'm giving them a try.
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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · Apr 17, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Replying to @Compassionatecrab@mstdn.social
@Compassionatecrab@mstdn.social Me either, for the laundry soap. All the powders I've tried leave my clothes stinky.
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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · Apr 17, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Replying to @Compassionatecrab@mstdn.social
@Compassionatecrab @ifixcoinops Have you tried bar shampoo and conditioner? I was reluctant because at ~$10/bar it seems spendy but the shampoo lasts 3 months and the conditioner almost a year.
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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · Apr 17, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Replying to @c0debabe@masto.hackers.town
@c0debabe @ifixcoinops And they sell a giant bag o peppermint loose leaf, in case you want to skip the whole bag thing altogether.
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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · Apr 12, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Replying to @emery@sunny.garden
@emery I like how the stripes turn to a square and there's sort of a raised cross pattern. It makes it stand out from all the other plain round hats out there. Too bad it takes more work.
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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · Apr 12, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Replying to @inthehands@hachyderm.io
@inthehands@hachyderm.io This is just a fancy new way of making shit up. Publishing fabricated polls as if they were legit, is called "fraud".
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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · Mar 29, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Replying to @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org No paywall https://archive.is/cJ82X
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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · Mar 07, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Replying to @mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io
@mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io Republicans are racist, misogynist, pedophile-supporting pieces of human garbage. Yes, all of them.
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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · Feb 11, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Replying to @mcnado@mstdn.social
@mcnado@mstdn.social Sometimes I wonder how Republicans can still support all this. Then I remember that they're all pieces of shit too.
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Joe Bayes @jbayes@sfba.social · Jan 05, 2026
Joe Bayes
@jbayes@sfba.social

I'm just here to keep in touch with my IRL friends. If you post half a dozen times a day, I'm probably going to unfollow you. I can't read all that. Quality over quantity. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine. Slava Ukraini. Fuck Netanyahu, the IDF, Putin, and all Republicans everywhere. I'm so fucking angry.

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Replying to @cstross__dup_483@wandering.shop
@cstross@wandering.shop @monkeyben@mastodon.sdf.org @Illuminatus@mstdn.social Oh, you want to give it the Santorum treatment?
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