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If this news is shocking to you, you’ve probably been scammed by the Wallet Inspector at some point in your life.

Tarps off has made its way to Nats Park

@peter@thepit.social it’s a TC Tugger!

It’s my favorite time of year - when establishment Dems pretend to give a fuck about DC governance and lecture us on how we should vote.

@peter@thepit.social and the third is about to get a payout from the weaponization fund. (So’s the first, for that matter)

@20002ist@thepit.social I just told Cori I’m getting her an underground vault of rats for her birthday!

@peter@thepit.social Wendy’s JBC was a go-to cheap and satisfying meal for college me.

RE: @newyorktimes@flipboard.com

Same, China, same.

This admin is just one dril tweet after another.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[pause for intake of breath]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My “I didn’t fuck a couch” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

@peter@thepit.social it’s almost as if work generally sucks ass