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The Jack of Sandwich

@jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org
mastodon 4.6.5
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High Prophet of the illustrious Bob the Sandwichmaker.
He doesn't need your worship, he doesn't need your money, he just wants everyone to come on down and have a hearty meatball sub.

51 Followers
48 Following
15 Posts
Joined November 05, 2022
Location:
North Jersey
Personal Projects:
https://c-a-l.online
Pronouns:
He/Him
Heart:
Bleeding

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jack_of_sandwich
The Jack of Sandwich @jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 17, 2026
The Jack of Sandwich
@jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org

High Prophet of the illustrious Bob the Sandwichmaker. He doesn't need your worship, he doesn't need your money, he just wants everyone to come on down and have a hearty meatball sub.

mastodon.sdf.org
Replying to @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
@lowqualityfacts Dy-no-nite!
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The Jack of Sandwich @jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 17, 2026
The Jack of Sandwich
@jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org

High Prophet of the illustrious Bob the Sandwichmaker. He doesn't need your worship, he doesn't need your money, he just wants everyone to come on down and have a hearty meatball sub.

mastodon.sdf.org

​​Hegseth quoting Tarantino's fake Bible verse is so appropriate.

Jules says he doesn't know what the verse means, he just thinks saying it makes him sound like a badass. Pete is the same, except since he's not played by Sam Jackson, he comes off as a joke not a badass.

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The Jack of Sandwich @jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 16, 2026
The Jack of Sandwich
@jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org

High Prophet of the illustrious Bob the Sandwichmaker. He doesn't need your worship, he doesn't need your money, he just wants everyone to come on down and have a hearty meatball sub.

mastodon.sdf.org
Replying to @georgetakei@universeodon.com
@georgetakei Trump's mad he wasn't offered his share of the Strait extortion fee
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The Jack of Sandwich @jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 11, 2026
The Jack of Sandwich
@jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org

High Prophet of the illustrious Bob the Sandwichmaker. He doesn't need your worship, he doesn't need your money, he just wants everyone to come on down and have a hearty meatball sub.

mastodon.sdf.org
Replying to @TTimo@mastodon.social
@TTimo@mastodon.social @alan@lighthouse.co.im @georgetakei@universeodon.com Why shouldn't we act like friend of the administration, Vladimir Putin?
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The Jack of Sandwich @jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 08, 2026
The Jack of Sandwich
@jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org

High Prophet of the illustrious Bob the Sandwichmaker. He doesn't need your worship, he doesn't need your money, he just wants everyone to come on down and have a hearty meatball sub.

mastodon.sdf.org

Hell no, I don't want to pin Copilot to my desktop or start menu. Stop asking!

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The Jack of Sandwich @jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 08, 2026
The Jack of Sandwich
@jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org

High Prophet of the illustrious Bob the Sandwichmaker. He doesn't need your worship, he doesn't need your money, he just wants everyone to come on down and have a hearty meatball sub.

mastodon.sdf.org

Well Trump did it.
No President has ever lost a war as fast as him.

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The Jack of Sandwich @jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org · Mar 26, 2026
The Jack of Sandwich
@jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org

High Prophet of the illustrious Bob the Sandwichmaker. He doesn't need your worship, he doesn't need your money, he just wants everyone to come on down and have a hearty meatball sub.

mastodon.sdf.org
Replying to @gimulnautti@mastodon.green
@gimulnautti@mastodon.green @georgetakei@universeodon.com seeking that quick buck... When you're rich enough you could never work another day in your life, live a life of luxury and leave enough money for your children and grandchildren so they could do the same....
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The Jack of Sandwich @jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org · Mar 25, 2026
The Jack of Sandwich
@jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org

High Prophet of the illustrious Bob the Sandwichmaker. He doesn't need your worship, he doesn't need your money, he just wants everyone to come on down and have a hearty meatball sub.

mastodon.sdf.org
Replying to @georgetakei@universeodon.com
@georgetakei@universeodon.com maybe Climate Change isn't in the Bible because God expected us to be smart enough to recognize it and figure out what to do about it. Yeah, he greatly overestimated us
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The Jack of Sandwich @jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org · Feb 14, 2026
The Jack of Sandwich
@jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org

High Prophet of the illustrious Bob the Sandwichmaker. He doesn't need your worship, he doesn't need your money, he just wants everyone to come on down and have a hearty meatball sub.

mastodon.sdf.org
Replying to @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Engage in, not win.
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The Jack of Sandwich @jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org · Nov 05, 2024
The Jack of Sandwich
@jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org

High Prophet of the illustrious Bob the Sandwichmaker. He doesn't need your worship, he doesn't need your money, he just wants everyone to come on down and have a hearty meatball sub.

mastodon.sdf.org
Replying to @jentaub@mstdn.social
@jentaub but then go vote (if you haven't already)
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The Jack of Sandwich @jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org · Oct 06, 2024
The Jack of Sandwich
@jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org

High Prophet of the illustrious Bob the Sandwichmaker. He doesn't need your worship, he doesn't need your money, he just wants everyone to come on down and have a hearty meatball sub.

mastodon.sdf.org
Replying to @MLE_online@social.afront.org
@MLE_online@social.afront.org Scientific telephone game...
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The Jack of Sandwich @jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org · Jan 12, 2024
The Jack of Sandwich
@jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org

High Prophet of the illustrious Bob the Sandwichmaker. He doesn't need your worship, he doesn't need your money, he just wants everyone to come on down and have a hearty meatball sub.

mastodon.sdf.org
Replying to @grendel84@tiny.tilde.website
@grendel84@tiny.tilde.website Your question is far more relevant to the employment conversation
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The Jack of Sandwich @jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org · Dec 06, 2023
The Jack of Sandwich
@jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org

High Prophet of the illustrious Bob the Sandwichmaker. He doesn't need your worship, he doesn't need your money, he just wants everyone to come on down and have a hearty meatball sub.

mastodon.sdf.org
Replying to @nixCraft@mastodon.social
@nixCraft@mastodon.social next to the guy who blocks me from selecting text. How am I supposed to read if I can't highlight the line I'm reading?
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The Jack of Sandwich @jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org · Jan 20, 2023
The Jack of Sandwich
@jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org

High Prophet of the illustrious Bob the Sandwichmaker. He doesn't need your worship, he doesn't need your money, he just wants everyone to come on down and have a hearty meatball sub.

mastodon.sdf.org
Replying to @cinja@ioc.exchange
@cinja@ioc.exchange @jiva@devoe.social @mrzaius@hachyderm.io @uliwitness@chaos.social They complain it didn't have enough impact, but they didn't advertise it enough. Didn't keep reminding people the donations only happened if you used the "smile.amazon.com" domain. And if their goal was to help small charities, I think they failed there, too. Probably most people picked a big charity they were familiar with rather than research smaller local ones.
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The Jack of Sandwich @jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org · Dec 16, 2022
The Jack of Sandwich
@jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org

High Prophet of the illustrious Bob the Sandwichmaker. He doesn't need your worship, he doesn't need your money, he just wants everyone to come on down and have a hearty meatball sub.

mastodon.sdf.org
Replying to @situok@newsie.social
@situok@newsie.social @pfadintegral@ohai.social Youtube keeps sending me ads in Spanish. Google knows absolutely everything about me, there's no way they don't know I don't speak Spanish.
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