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Person. Admin gonk. Nerd. 80s synthpop idiot. Semi-talented iOS app dev. Tesco Value satirical poster. Lidl croissant enthusiast. It’s always David Cameron’s fault.

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Joined October 02, 2024

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The Golden Age of Witless @j0ebaldw1n@mastodon.social · Feb 01, 2026

I am basically packed for the #cruise except that I don't know whether the LTT backpack I ordered will actually get here before we go, basically just hoping customs and Parcelforce don't conspire to fuck me over

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The Golden Age of Witless @j0ebaldw1n@mastodon.social · Feb 01, 2026

I fucking love my gym. Even with the resolutioner bump this year, I’ve had no issues with it being too busy and it’s just in the perfect position for both my house and anything I want to go to.

And the resolutioners are definitely all gone now, meaning that it’s back to being at like 10% capacity at peak rather than 15%.

The Golden Age of Witless @j0ebaldw1n@mastodon.social · Jan 31, 2026

I love the run up to any holiday where I'm so fixated on not being ill for the holiday that I become hypersensitive to both literally anyone sneezing or coughing around me, as well as my own sniffling which I have every single morning without fail and take cetirizine for every single day.

The Golden Age of Witless @j0ebaldw1n@mastodon.social · Jan 31, 2026

This isn't a social network it is a purgatory I have condemned myself to