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ThatSexToyGuy

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Be the strange you want to see in the world.

Sex, tech, and sextech. I'm Stu Nugent. Remember me? That guy who says stupid shit about sex toys literally all the time?

https://linktr.ee/stunugent

He/him

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Joined November 18, 2022

Book:

https://www.amazon.com/Just-Crazy-Enough-Work-Fail/dp/B09T2PV8LB/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1DPFV33QF0W18&keywords=just+crazy+enough+to+work&qid=1669291248&sprefix=%2Caps%2C143&sr=8-1

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ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Aug 07, 2026

thinking about the time I worked for a sex toy company and a dumb man emailed us (and CCed a fake law firm) saying he was suing us because his wife left him after she bought one of our toys and my boss replied asking for permission to quote him in our advertising

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Aug 04, 2026

you know you're getting old when you're watching a gangbang video and you're thinking like hey where did all these people park

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Jul 29, 2026

"actually I resigned last year but the boss never reads his emails" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard in an office, like an actual punchline

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Jul 27, 2026

if anything there are TOO MANY hours in a day

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Jul 27, 2026

*a thousand spiders in a trenchcoat walks in*

im here about the we development job youre advertising

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Jul 24, 2026

hey guys its your girl pandora, oh my gosh im like so excited to do this unboxing with you today

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Jul 23, 2026

finance hack: save money on beef jerky by buying beef and jerking it off yourself

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Jul 23, 2026

the problem with people who say "if you want me at my best you have to accept me at my worst" is that their worst tends to be way worse than you should accept and their best is still pretty bad

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Jul 23, 2026

oh so you're a web designer huh ok design me a web

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Jul 22, 2026

spread YOUR sheet in a minute

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Jul 22, 2026

some days i want to be an ambitious and successful business owner and some days i want to be speeding down an icy siberian highway in a lada 2105 with a rusty revolver in the glovebox

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Jul 17, 2026

call me scrub daddy the way im accumulating bacteria

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Jul 16, 2026

stumbled across a band called Retained Surgical Instrument and they're terrible but credit where it's die for that name

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Jul 15, 2026

brands need to stop telling me to "be part of the movement"

i don't care about your mission statement

your mission is to sell trousers

my mission is to wear trousers

let's not make a rube goldberg machine about it ok

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Jul 15, 2026

@acesfunhouse@kinkycats.org sorry about that

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Jul 13, 2026

@Kierkegaanks@beige.party omg you're right, very conceptual and deeply thematic. Might have to turn it into a short story

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ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Jul 13, 2026

oh noooo... my old company LELO has released a red-light therapy vibrator, the implication being that it might help "tighten" the vagina. They don't say that explicitly, but that's what they're hinting at. All of the "science" behind this is nonsense that exploits imaginary insecurities.

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Jul 13, 2026

sorry i yelled PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED while we were having sex

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Jul 10, 2026

"can we just hop on a quick call"

can you just hop off a quick bridge

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Apr 21, 2026

are they gonna change the name of Apple now that Tim Apple is leaving

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Apr 10, 2026

gonna call my first child Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice and insist everyone say it in full

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Apr 10, 2026

i have a feeling melania's about to fall down the stairs all the way to the golf course, know what i mean like

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Apr 09, 2026

haven't had sex for so long that i went to a llama sanctuary just so something would spit in my mouth

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Apr 08, 2026

well sure looks like i picked the wrong day to quit shooting carfentanil up my dickhole

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Apr 08, 2026

When my dad turned 60 he decided to run a kilometer every day. Fair play to the old git, he's probably somewhere near Minsk by now

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Apr 01, 2026

cut my cake into pieces
this is my lemon torte
decoration, no kneading
put it in the fridge and it sets without heating
this is my lemon torte

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Apr 01, 2026

Replying to @esko@hcommons.social

@esko yeah they started a band called Po-Po Roach I feel like there's a better joke in there somewhere

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Mar 27, 2026

one of my hobbies is calling up businesses i don't work at and telling them i quit

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Mar 25, 2026

If being sexy was a crime I'd be in jail, for tax evasion

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Mar 24, 2026

This is an amazing photo from the AFP (taken today in southern Beirut)

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Mar 20, 2026

ok hear me out.

jurassic park prequel about john hammond's flea circus.

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Mar 20, 2026

actually here in england we call him jesus crisps

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Mar 20, 2026

it's because

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Mar 20, 2026

guh why they have to make weights so heavy

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Mar 19, 2026

well well well if it isn't the emotions i've been suppressing

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Mar 19, 2026

pharmacy girl asked me how my day was going while she put the antibiotics on the counter. "Not so good ive got chlamydia again" i told her

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Mar 19, 2026

celt fruit, might delete later

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Mar 19, 2026

my five-year business strategy is to find an old pirate's chest full of gold doubloons

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · Jun 30, 2025

Replying to @dgar@aus.social

@dgar@aus.social Add this to the pile of reasons why hereditary monarchy never ends well.

ThatSexToyGuy @hungry_joe@mas.to · May 06, 2024

Replying to @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

@TheBreadmonkey i also did a lol

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