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When my time comes, bury me with my tamagotchis 😂
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Sigh.
Watched the sunset and then the sunrise….if perimenopause was a person… ⚡️ my wrath would be demonic
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Not me taking a shower at 2:30am because it’s so humid 🫠
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Pssst, you guys… Anubis is sleeping.
My cat *still* sleeps with his eyes wide open #catsofmastodon
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ADHD kids overstimulate me. My nervous system is being run into the ground and I need to be put into a month long coma.
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Watching Bat People on YT on a recommendation and so far, not bad!
Do doctors still give rabies vx via stomach? Because yuck 🤮
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The demon in question that I appropriately named Anubis.
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About a month ago a black cat arrived at my door that was clearly in need of medical attention, got him set up in my room with IV fluids for a week and let me tell you… the lad is 💫 thriving 💫
Anyway, I think he’s a demon. He sleeps with eyes wide open.
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I scored a free pram for godson and I cannot tell you how excited I am to deck it out for him. He loves the way his fairy godmother makes things happen 🪄 ✨
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Why do the Dodgers look like they’re playing against young kids!?
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If you had the immortality of a vampire, what would you want to accomplish with this extra time? #AskFedi
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Imagine getting your butt kicked by an Ewok lol que vergüenza 🤣
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Nobody better ever talk to me about going into space, I have motion sickness I’ll throw up my insides.
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I really, REALLY want an Ewok
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OKAY KYLE
Congrats on your first walk off winner with los dodgers!
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Say what you want about pomegranate juice, it tastes like butthole to me.
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@AkaSci@fosstodon.org this dude sounds like he speaks while gargling thumb tacks, freaks me out every time I hear his voice.
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Oh mah jesus, I dreamt this morning that I had been detained twice and both times my friend Ruben had to bail me out? Which is weird because he would never lol.