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Krista, Darth Møøse Shark

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Wrathful demigoddess.

Grieving, deeply. Tread carefully.

Not a fun account right now.

Has 'the dubious honour of having been mansplained to by the Swiss public broadcast company' - @altitis@mastodon.green

'Sexy cyberpunk librarian' - @ShaulaEvans@zirk.us

'Charmingly unhinged' - @shana@chaos.social

Software and privacy nerd, linguist, writer.

#gaming, #privacy, #AuDHD

Cishet. LGBTQIA+-friendly.

Grownup: @kristamonster@supervolcano.angryshark.eu
AfterDark: @CaffeinatedViolet@supervolcano.angryshark.eu

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Joined October 29, 2022

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EN (native), DE, NL, ES, FR

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I am::

German ex-USian in Switzerland, complicated, tired, trying very hard. May be in love with you. Probably am not.

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Krista, Darth Møøse Shark @grrrr_shark@supervolcano.angryshark.eu · Jul 31, 2026

Still shite at attaching patches, but the point isn't really perfection.

Krista, Darth Møøse Shark @grrrr_shark@supervolcano.angryshark.eu · Jul 30, 2026

Lillehaj #1 is getting a belly. I hope the next mouth goes a little better.

Krista, Darth Møøse Shark @grrrr_shark@supervolcano.angryshark.eu · Jul 27, 2026

Dear Migros, I know YOU are thinking "vacation" and "palm trees" with this ad, but, uh, nobody else is...

Krista, Darth Møøse Shark @grrrr_shark@supervolcano.angryshark.eu · Jul 20, 2026

I already have a favourite Norwegian sentence: Jeg gjorde det med vilje. 😈

Krista, Darth Møøse Shark @grrrr_shark@supervolcano.angryshark.eu · Jul 15, 2026

Fuck, Coop's raspberry sorbet is AMAZING

Krista, Darth Møøse Shark @grrrr_shark@supervolcano.angryshark.eu · Jul 11, 2026

Want to go to the pet store to get ONE thing that will make the apartment more livable and I am still having trouble getting to a bepantsed* state today. Yeesh. *King's English speakers: FINE, BETROUSERED, I SEE YOU @Erased_Citizen@cupoftea.social

Krista, Darth Møøse Shark @grrrr_shark@supervolcano.angryshark.eu · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @GinevraCat@toot.community

@GinevraCat @girlonthenet I got him through the backdoor really. Having one was a requirement of my surgery, so I have one long term through my obesity specialist. I couldn't get one at all in France. Nearly ended me.

Krista, Darth Møøse Shark @grrrr_shark@supervolcano.angryshark.eu · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @GinevraCat@toot.community

@GinevraCat @girlonthenet I actually talked about this my psych this morning. It's been on my mind a lot lately, and she articulated what's been in my head so beautifully.

Krista, Darth Møøse Shark @grrrr_shark@supervolcano.angryshark.eu · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @stux@mstdn.social

@stux :( everything is so deeply fucked. Solidarity.

Krista, Darth Møøse Shark @grrrr_shark@supervolcano.angryshark.eu · Apr 03, 2026

I wish as a parent of a trans person I could say more about how fucking vital it is to support gender affirming care, but the story isn't mine to tell.

I will fucking say this though - y'all who say "it isn't right, make those kids wait, they can't decide on their own" are fucking murderers.

And yes, I DID say that. Fuck you. If you're offended, that's my goddamned intent.

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