Girl on the Net

TfL is doing some stuff for Neurodiversity Celebration Week and I just learned that they have a 'travel mentoring' service where people will help you route plan and use the maps, as well as accompanying you on practice journeys if you need. This is very cool!

https://tfl.gov.uk/transport-accessibility/learn-to-use-public-transport?cid=email_FINAL_TFL11183_Neurodiversity_week-our+free+travel+mentoring+service

Apparently today is International Bystander Awareness Day so here's an old guest blog from a bystander who intervened. I always aspire to be braver than I am in these situations:
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/intervening-in-harassment/

Masto, I don't wanna assume your feelings or anything but... I suspect you're gonna like this.

Kinky DIY, a creative #threesome idea, buckets of playfulness and GALLONS of precum.

Brand NEW guest blog by the fabulous @Jaimieserotica@kinkycats.org https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/drink-under-the-table/

Starting to wonder why it’s even legal for me to just... do stuff without supervision. Like, everything I do, I’m the person responsible for it. That can’t be right. It’s a recipe for disaster.

“You don’t have to do anything – just lie there and get filled up with my cum.”

NEW #AudioPorn

This one is possibly the most meta thing I have written about #consent.

It is also very hot, fyi.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fill-cum-not-asleep/

I have now scheduled all the #AudioPorn on Patreon until MAY.

That means, if I die tomorrow, my ghost will continue pumping porn into your ears until well after Easter.

Join here:

https://www.patreon.com/girlonthenet

You will know you’re ready to date when you can accept rejection with a shrug and say ‘your loss!’

This time last year, part 2 of my test #date with a blog reader...
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/love-yourself-test-date-2/

Holy fuck 🔥

RE: @nymphostimtoy@kinkycats.org

Can I write a piece of #AudioPorn that's specifically designed to make you come when the story climaxes? I had a go, using the Lovense Osci to test it out...

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/lovense-osci-fuck-you-with-words/

Crying on the bus all the way home after this: https://sohotheatre.com/events/age-is-a-feeling-3/ 2 shows left, matinee and evening tomorrow. It gave me huge impossible feelings.

"She bought her face right close to my cunt and I hear her breathe in."

Incredible #AudioPorn from this time last year by @Mollysdailykiss@kinkyelephant.com https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/quick-quiet-quell-lesbian-fuck/

You can tell I'm having a scatty time because today I paid an invoice on the day it was due rather than immediately when it hit my inbox. If you need me I'll be cringing with shame in a corner.

Nerds! Is there a location tracker (like a physical tag) that I could put in a backpack and attach to an app so my family could see where I was at any given point in time? Ideally I'd like one that draws a fun little map with my route. AirTags? Do they draw a little map or just say current location?

[NOTE: I am not recommending anyone else does this, and it won't be permanent, I just have a limited use case for which I would like to use one of these things]

'“I’ve got an idea,” I said, bending again while keeping eye contact and backing my arse to where my mouth had just been.'

Patreons! Brand NEW #AudioPorn for you courtesy of the fabulous Tabitha Rayne!

https://www.patreon.com/posts/ho-in-hotel-part-152231487

"I wanted to feel the sting, the flush of heat across my backside."

#ICYMI last week's amazing guest blog by @Focusedandfilthy@kinkycats.org!

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/first-visit-sex-club/

This should be illegal.

If a kid under the age of 10 says ‘watch me doing this!’, the ‘this’ they want you to watch will be absolutely shit.

“Do you fancy finishing what we started?”

This time last year, @robyneatseverything@mastodon.social shared this fantastic #AudioPorn about what happened after they ran into a fellow #SexParty attendee at the hotel... https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/splash-hot-hotel-sex/

For the last year or so I have been mentally (and a little bit in draft) writing a book. I hadn't properly sat down to crack into the actual work because I had no idea how it should end.

Last night I realised EXACTLY how it should end. I am so excited. I might see if I can knock some of it out while I'm away on my bike trip.

This week's NEW #AudioPorn is a re-record of a couple of older sexy stories. The original recording was terrible quality but the second story in particular I wanted to make good.

Because it involves me wanking someone off on a night train somewhere in China.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fucking-in-secret-fucking-in-the-dark/ #IJustLikeTrainsOK

Beside myself with hope this morning! 40%+ vote share!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckglkz1rp01o

“Use this to guide me on pressure – if you need me to be firmer, squeeze my arm.”

Archive #AudioPorn that features one of my best tips on giving/getting feedback...

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sensitivity-training-sexual-feedback/ #SexTips

"My cunt clenched at the thought of them watching me get my face fucked."

Gorgeous NEW guest blog from @Focusedandfilthy@kinkycats.org - her first visit to a #SexClub!

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/first-visit-sex-club/

"I can feel your apprehension lingering in the air, but as your words dictate I get into the shower, on my knees, eyes closed, hands on my head..."

Archive #piss play #AudioPorn by the fabulous Floss Liddel! https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/piss-play-erotica-yellow-sea/

Someone joked recently that I must get 'so many offers' being a sex blogger. Let me clear this up.

LOL NO.

In the 15 years I've been sex blogging, although I've had many guys 'volunteering as tribute', sending me dick pics, or making half-arsed, unserious approaches (like replying to Masto posts to say 'I'll date you!'), I have only been earnestly, genuinely asked out about 5 times.

3 of those men got dates, 2 got to fuck me, one became a regular FWB ('Toyboy' if you're interested).

Freelancers, rejoice! 😍

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2g8rz7yedo

When YouTube says 'this is not available in your country' it should also list the countries where it *is* available, so I know which one to set my VPN to.

- Create a safe space to fantasise
- Clear the decks
- Think like a nerd
- Start viewing sex as a hobby

This time last year, I dispensed a bunch of tips on how to keep having fun #sex in a long-term #relationship. I stand by 'em all.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sex-long-term-relationship/

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sex-long-term-relationship/

Feel however you feel about weight loss drugs, but just as with any other thing someone chooses to do to their body, ultimately it’s their choice: not yours.

NEW blog.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/mounjaro-weighing-opinions-other-peoples-bodies/ #Ozempic #Mounjaro

"I live in my body all day, every day. Being happy in one’s own body is one of the most fundamental components of a contented life. So your critical comments on my body are never, ever welcome."

One of my faves from a few years back.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/my-body-dont-like-it-dont-fuck-it/
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/my-body-dont-like-it-dont-fuck-it/

"Your dick needs me"

Stunning archive #AudioPorn by Sherryl Blu! https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/f2m-audio-erotica/

Him: why is the aspect ratio on your TV so fucked?!
Me: it gives men something to ‘fix’ when they come round to visit.

"There was so much softness about the situation, yet thinking about it now he must have had so much control."

#ICYMI @Focusedandfilthy@kinkycats.org's stunning new #AudioPorn!

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/first-sensual-tantric-massage/

It's NEW #AudioPorn day! Prepare to be wowed because I think this is @Focusedandfilthy@kinkycats.org's most beautiful recording yet.

Hear her tell you all about relaxing (and coming over and over) as she received a sensual #tantric massage... https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/first-sensual-tantric-massage/

Countdown to #Christmas has officially begun because I just took delivery of HUNDREDS of these gorgeous cards!

Designed by @stuart_cb@mastodon.social, aren't they gorgeous? Here's how to get one: https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/2025-christmas-cards/

"You only get one opportunity to kiss somebody for the very first time."

NEW blog: why I don't fuck on the first date.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/i-dont-fuck-on-the-first-date/

Super cute art by @stuart_cb@mastodon.social 😍
#dating #sex

Someone left this review... for the musical CABARET

I am dead.

I’m bad at tidying my bedroom but I’m great at being sexy.

"You push the length of yourself into my mouth. You’re rough with me, your pleasure station, and saliva begins to run down my chin. "

Fans of #FreeUse will, I suspect, go fucking wild for @GoingDownWithSundial@mastodon.social 's latest amazing contribution to the #AudioPorn project..

This is one of my faves in the series so far!

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sunday-4-pleasure-station/ NEW sexy art by @stuart_cb@mastodon.social

NEW blog: it’s not you, it’s me.

How do you know if you’re ready to be #dating? (Or not, as the case may be)

Today’s blog makes me look like a bellend, but hopefully illustrates a point.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/its-not-you-its-me/

(Pretty art by @stuart_cb@mastodon.social ❤️)

When you broadcast your 'icks', they stop being private and personal - they now have weight in the world and the power to assign shame.

I finally got around to explaining why I'm uncomfortable about 'the ick'.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/the-ick/

Stunning art by @stuart_cb@mastodon.social ❤️

NEW blog!

I set out to find a date within twelve hours. Could I summon a man to come hang out with me on the same day I set up my profile, then get him to bang me sideways in the twin room of a Travelodge?

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/efficient-dating-experience/ Very much back on my bullshit. Fabulous art as always by @stuart_cb@mastodon.social ❤️

NEW blog: There's a man on the internet who gets off on giving me money.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/paypig-1-gets-off-giving-me-money/ #FinDom #PayPig #Kink

Gorgeous art by @stuart_cb@mastodon.social <3

In the past when I’ve broken up with people, I’ve usually felt an overwhelming pull of love.

But this time it’s different.

New blog. Plot.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/this-time-its-different/

Every contribution is a shiny treasure – insight into a brand new perspective on sex, relationships, love, kink or whatever it might be.

NEW BLOG: top free #AudioPorn of 2024, plus top guest blogs and other smut!

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/top-free-audio-porn-2024/

THANK YOU to everyone who makes this possible! Pls share this (and/or your favourite stories) ❤️

"If you consistently tell selfish lies to the people you love, the love you believe they give you in return is not authentic. It is just as fake as you are."

NEW blog: you can't build #love on lies

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/love-lies/

Amazing, playable art by @stuart_cb@mastodon.social

Now is a v good time to join my Patreon - you can hear both parts of this awesome interview with @stuart_cb@mastodon.social, who draws such gorgeous art for the site. PLUS you get a card at Christmas, designed by him and signed by me. PLUS if you buy an annual subscription you'll have a year's early access to #AudioPorn, monthly updates, and tonnes of other bonus content.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/turning-sexy-art-115842509

https://www.patreon.com/posts/our-favourite-of-116056018

NEW post for Patreons! Part 2 of this fabulous interview with @stuart_cb@mastodon.social - we go through some of our favourite images from a decade of working together (funny, sexy, emotional, and all in between!) plus some Easter eggs you might not have spotted...

https://www.patreon.com/posts/our-favourite-of-116056018