mastodon 4.7.1Jaimie is a cis-femme bisexual hot-mess who spends far too much time thinking about sex and trying to take 'arty' pictures of her bottom. She has her very own website with #erotica written by her and several pictures of her arse, taken by her. She draws a bit too.
Boosts Welcome!!
The fine print:
I post sexual content, which doesn't mean I'm looking for sex.
I'm sure your penis is lovely but I don't want to see it, ta.
#sexblogger #fuckAI #nobots
Now that Apple have announced a new CEO is due to arrive soon, I wonder if they'll be deliberately slowing Tim Cook down with a view to completely bricking him when the new one arrives?
My style of writing means that my average word count for erotica tends to hover around the 3000-mark.
Last year, I challenged myself to write a piece in under 500 words and for it still to be a story.
This is what I came up with. 499 words-worth (dead poet jokes welcome)
https://jaimieserotica.com/popping-his-subservient-man-cherry/
Just when I think I'm fully committed to the sapphic lifestyle, I go and rewatch the original 'Roadhouse'. Damn you, Patrick Swayze (unnnngh!). Probably the most beautiful man who ever lived. 🥵 ❤️
RE: @girlonthenet@mastodon.social
Sorry? Am I a what??
Well, yes. In fact, I AM a subby little fuck! 
'He begins to dance, and the transportation is complete. We exist now in a bubble, a space outside of time where it’s just us: him and me, and I have never intended my movements more than I have at this moment.'
NEW EROTICA incoming tomorrow! I'm quite proud of this one...
It's a guest feature for a friend of mine. You haven't met her - she goes to a different school - but I know you'll love her.
Jx
RE: @Jaimieserotica@kinkycats.org
ICYMI...
I'm off to take advantage of the nice weather and have a lovely day out. If you're more in the market for snuggling up with a sexy read, might I offer you my new piece of #erotica, live on my site now?
Have a fantastic weekend, whetever you're doing.
Jxxx
😂 Artistically dragged through a hedge - I'm dying!
