@girlgerms@infosec.exchange

👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Jul 15, 2026

I hadn't even been back at work for 3 hours before my watch complained about an elevated heart rate 😅

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Jul 13, 2026

Still dying, but dying far less. Tamiflu is a godsend. Looks like I'll be back to full health in time to head back to work 😑 Bloody typical...

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Jul 09, 2026

Replying to @xgranade@wandering.shop

@xgranade@wandering.shop it was so lovely. Just a few nights. I don't camp, I glamp 😅 but still so relaxing.

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Jul 09, 2026

On leave - yay! Back from mini-getaway at Noosa - boo. Have internet again - yay! Got sick while on leave - boo. Getting to watch GDQ - yay! Hearing of all the folks impacted at work - HUGE fucking boo. This time of year is always filled with dread now. And I hate it. 😞

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Jul 03, 2026

For the folks at BSides Brisbane - hope you all have a blast and sorry I can't be there with you this year! Make sure you have a drink in my honour later tonight! 💜

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Jul 02, 2026

I'm on leave now...and I don't know what to do with myself...this is so disconcerting. O.o

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Jun 30, 2026

Last day of the FY and my brain has melted - know when you look at a word so often it no longer makes sense and just looks funny? Yeah... there's now a bunch of words like that for me. Brain recognises all the letters but the words just look...*WEIRD*.

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Jun 29, 2026

Because nothing says "exciting" like reviewing changes to the Essential 8 😅 No, really...this is what my entire day is going to be today...send coffee and chocolate. https://www.itnews.com.au/news/asd-to-retire-essential-eight-cyber-security-framework-within-next-two-years-626851

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Jun 28, 2026

Replying to @bundyb@infosec.exchange

@bundyb@infosec.exchange @purserj@aus.social @abstractcode@eigenmagic.net fucks sake, I swear my child is some kind of mind reader, because GUESS WHAT SHE ASKED TO PLAY WITH TODAY? 🤦‍♀️ Her exact words were "I'm doing a new dance and it needs a sword - where's my purple sword?"

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Jun 27, 2026

Replying to @fuzzface@epsilon-ix.masto.host

@fuzzface@epsilon-ix.masto.host I've been purple for over 12 years now 😅 The only henchman I have is a 9yo who doesn't even listen to me 🤣

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Jun 27, 2026

Such purple. So shiny. 💜😍✨

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Jun 27, 2026

Today is a good day. Why, you ask? Today is... THE REPURPLING! 💜 For those new to the repurpling, this is when all my ✨sparkles✨ (aka insane grey regrowth) is brought into the purple fold. Stay tuned for results!

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Jun 26, 2026

Replying to @bundyb@infosec.exchange

@bundyb@infosec.exchange @purserj@aus.social

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Jun 26, 2026

Replying to @bundyb@infosec.exchange

@bundyb@infosec.exchange @purserj@aus.social NO. She fights mean, and I'm very much attached to my limbs and want to keep it that way

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Jun 26, 2026

Replying to @purserj@aus.social

@purserj@aus.social She turns NINE this year. Fucking *NINE*. What the hell.

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Jun 26, 2026

Super proud mum moment today - attending kiddos sports day (laptop in hand, so I could still get work done!) and seeing kiddo come second in her 200m heat...and then FIRST in her 100m heat, and make the finals. So bloody proud! 🥹🥰💜

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Nov 18, 2024

Did a thing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxd0oide3bo

Honestly, I love talking about this stuff - I could talk about it for hours. This show recording went so quickly, didn't realise we were at time!

Go have a watch or a listen if security is your jam!

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Nov 13, 2024

Hey folks - figured I'd share this here. Spent all of October writing posts over on LinkedIn for CyberSecurity Awareness Month. Collated them all (and then paid money for a cool link shortener, so want to make use of it!):

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/jrdodson_security-secops-infosec-activity-7257634732438355969-MlOw/

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Nov 12, 2024

Replying to @fwaggle@moodoo.org

@fwaggle@moodoo.org yeah, that doesn't happen.

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Nov 12, 2024

Look, I love my family and friends to bits, but if everyone could stop having crises all at once, that would be greatly appreciated. I only have so much bandwidth & I'm fucking DROWNING right now - don't even have time for my own fucking crises, and the gods know I've got some 😭

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Nov 11, 2024

Replying to @fbartho@mastodon.social

@fbartho@mastodon.social I just have all my content marked that way, saves me forgetting. I'm a walking profanity, so just makes it easier :D

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Nov 10, 2024

Replying to @mattcen@aus.social

@mattcen@aus.social @itgrrl@infosec.exchange like intentionally, because I never know when I'm going to post profane shit, so it's just easier to classify it all that way

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Nov 09, 2024

I couldn't help myself! 📎

Pride of place on my shelf - right near my crystal too!

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Nov 08, 2024

Replying to @itgrrl@infosec.exchange

@itgrrl@infosec.exchange all my content is flagged 🤣

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Nov 08, 2024

Me before I headed off to give a talk on simplifying security earlier today. I do brush up alright! 💜

Got told my hair perfectly matches my dress 🥰

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Nov 07, 2024

Truth.

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Nov 06, 2024

I'm presenting a "Simplifying Security" talk to a bunch of SMB folk on Friday and WHY AM I SO NERVOUS ABOUT THIS?!

No, really. I'm more nervous about this than some of the talks I've given at huge conferences 🤷‍♀️

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Mar 23, 2023

Replying to @henryseg@mathstodon.xyz

@henryseg @csk @jsm28 I'm not a maths person, but stuff like this just makes me so happy

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👩‍💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson

@girlgerms@infosec.exchange · Dec 01, 2022

Replying to @charlesdardaman@infosec.exchange

@charlesdardaman@infosec.exchange I cross-post, purely so that I only have to write the thing once. But I have both Twitter and MAstodon open (including apps on phone) and interact with each. Once I reach critical mass on here as opposed to Twitter, I may make the full cut...but it'll take a while.

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