The woman at the cafe where I get my lunch squealed "mong mong!" which is "puppy" in her language. That heralds the arrival of Brolly. Brolly is a genetically engineered hybrid of a bulldog and an MRAP and is an Extremely Good Boy.
Basketball statistician, scuba diver, amateur chef, motorcyclist, language nerd, computer toucher, happy snapper, pretengineer. I am like if James Bond was unattractive, uncharismatic and not misogynistic. Catholic (religious), cataholic (really into my cat) The Fediverse's control cis guy. Like that exactly-a-kilogram they keep under a glass hood in France.