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Geordie Pordy Puddin’ n’ Pie

@geordie@aus.social
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Basketball statistician, scuba diver, amateur chef, motorcyclist, language nerd, computer toucher, happy snapper, pretengineer. I am like if James Bond was unattractive, uncharismatic and not misogynistic.

Catholic (religious), cataholic (really into my cat)

The Fediverse's control cis guy. Like that exactly-a-kilogram they keep under a glass hood in France.

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Joined August 21, 2018
Web:
https://geordieguy.au
Location:
The Sydney Cinematic Universe
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He/Him, “Jaw-dee”
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Geordie Pordy Puddin’ n’ Pie @geordie@aus.social · May 07, 2024
Geordie Pordy Puddin’ n’ Pie
@geordie@aus.social

Basketball statistician, scuba diver, amateur chef, motorcyclist, language nerd, computer toucher, happy snapper, pretengineer. I am like if James Bond was unattractive, uncharismatic and not misogynistic. Catholic (religious), cataholic (really into my cat) The Fediverse's control cis guy. Like that exactly-a-kilogram they keep under a glass hood in France.

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The woman at the cafe where I get my lunch squealed "mong mong!" which is "puppy" in her language. That heralds the arrival of Brolly. Brolly is a genetically engineered hybrid of a bulldog and an MRAP and is an Extremely Good Boy.

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Geordie Pordy Puddin’ n’ Pie @geordie@aus.social · Dec 15, 2022
Geordie Pordy Puddin’ n’ Pie
@geordie@aus.social

Basketball statistician, scuba diver, amateur chef, motorcyclist, language nerd, computer toucher, happy snapper, pretengineer. I am like if James Bond was unattractive, uncharismatic and not misogynistic. Catholic (religious), cataholic (really into my cat) The Fediverse's control cis guy. Like that exactly-a-kilogram they keep under a glass hood in France.

aus.social

Curry And Sex would be a good band name though

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Geordie Pordy Puddin’ n’ Pie @geordie@aus.social · Nov 17, 2022
Geordie Pordy Puddin’ n’ Pie
@geordie@aus.social

Basketball statistician, scuba diver, amateur chef, motorcyclist, language nerd, computer toucher, happy snapper, pretengineer. I am like if James Bond was unattractive, uncharismatic and not misogynistic. Catholic (religious), cataholic (really into my cat) The Fediverse's control cis guy. Like that exactly-a-kilogram they keep under a glass hood in France.

aus.social

@Chip_Unicorn@vulpine.club it was an interesting work environment.

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Geordie Pordy Puddin’ n’ Pie @geordie@aus.social · Dec 03, 2018
Geordie Pordy Puddin’ n’ Pie
@geordie@aus.social

Basketball statistician, scuba diver, amateur chef, motorcyclist, language nerd, computer toucher, happy snapper, pretengineer. I am like if James Bond was unattractive, uncharismatic and not misogynistic. Catholic (religious), cataholic (really into my cat) The Fediverse's control cis guy. Like that exactly-a-kilogram they keep under a glass hood in France.

aus.social

#introduction

I'm Geordie. That's my name, I'm not "a geordie" because if that was my name and a thing I was it'd be really weird. Middle-aged, cishet (he/him), love basketball and go to all Sydney Kings home games with my wife and young kid. I live in the North Shore area of Sydney in Australia. I love cooking, especially for my family, and I work in cloud tech. Left. Pretengineer.

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Geordie Pordy Puddin’ n’ Pie @geordie@aus.social · Oct 03, 2018
Geordie Pordy Puddin’ n’ Pie
@geordie@aus.social

Basketball statistician, scuba diver, amateur chef, motorcyclist, language nerd, computer toucher, happy snapper, pretengineer. I am like if James Bond was unattractive, uncharismatic and not misogynistic. Catholic (religious), cataholic (really into my cat) The Fediverse's control cis guy. Like that exactly-a-kilogram they keep under a glass hood in France.

aus.social

Then he cracks out "I'm not actually hungry" and I will sell him at the fucking Burma border

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