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Joined June 12, 2023

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it’s a picture of a beaver with a poorly photoshopped cartoon molotov cocktail

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pickled cum sorceress 🦫🏴 @gay_milhouse@jorts.horse · May 07, 2026

it’s been such a long time since i hung out with musician weirdos. just always singing and playing and being weird with it. didn’t realize i missed it so much

i hope i can make clown friends and have similar hangs. that would be neat

pickled cum sorceress 🦫🏴 @gay_milhouse@jorts.horse · May 06, 2026

lodge, last night i flopped really really hard. the exercise: show us falling in love

we had a whole thing planned and kept retrying it and it wasn’t working. at all. people were bored and checked out. after the third or fourth slow false start we dropped the whole bit and simplified it to a little chase, some groveling and then a shared cigarette and those all got big laughs.

we also went first so we had the time to sit in the silence and boredom and figure something out.

that was wild lol

pickled cum sorceress 🦫🏴 @gay_milhouse@jorts.horse · May 06, 2026

i have to at least get the audience to all stand for me at the recital.

a kneel would be greedy but a lofty ambition

in my bricky pope era

pickled cum sorceress 🦫🏴 @gay_milhouse@jorts.horse · May 06, 2026

she’s a mf clown!

and my character is the pope

lmfao

lfg lodge

pickled cum sorceress 🦫🏴 @gay_milhouse@jorts.horse · May 05, 2026

tonight i get my nose and my character for the recital

u can bet ur sweet ass i’ll post some nose selfies later on

pickled cum sorceress 🦫🏴 @gay_milhouse@jorts.horse · May 05, 2026

we got this years harvest of first flush from a few different farms in darjeeling and did a big blind taste test

lodge i am fuckin cranked. lfg

pickled cum sorceress 🦫🏴 @gay_milhouse@jorts.horse · May 05, 2026

Replying to @dank@jorts.horse

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