(d|f)an(d|f)airs

She turned away, bitterly disappointed. Her quest for the legendary sky almonds continued.

Yes I know MFA is multi-factor authentication but that’s not how I pronounce it in my head.

Who decided to go with “second class mail” when “shitposting” was right there?

review your fries on chipadvisor

Pleased to announce my new beer, Dorian Gray.

Available by the pitcher.

This expression has been intentionally left blank.

I just booked a ticket on the ferry company Wightlink, and I’m worried they’re gonna divert to the Barrow-downs.

The woman sat opposite her partner in the fancy restaurant they’d picked to celebrate their anniversary. She raised a forkful of her rice and mushroom dish to her face and inhaled deeply, savouring the earthy aromas. Her partner leaned in to hear her reaction.

“Beautiful”, she murmured, risotto voce.

To be, or not to be.

Covers all eventualities.

Hello! It’s still me. This is the bad joke account of @danfairs@metalhead.club.

Of course now I’ve created this account, I’m bereft of bon mots.

FOR NOW

#Introduction

A benefit of catastrophising is that reality may often exceed expectations.