dan slimmon

Nancy Pelosi: I'm done!
Me: oh HELL YEAH!!! (pulls confetti string)
Nancy Pelosi: … with this Republican tomfoolery!
Me: ah. (stares crestfallen at confetti-strewn living room)

There's this myth that automated spam detection is hard because spammers are all very clever masters of disguise.

No. Spammers are stupid as a shoe. They have dog shit for brains.

Automated spam detection is hard because the line between spam and "legitimate" marketing activity is a fiction.

he'll yeah #technologyblows #design #chrysler

Disturbing, yes. But slow down AI investment in the States and soon it'll be the Chinese forcing Kenyans to watch them shit

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/03/workers-report-watching-ray-ban-meta-shot-footage-of-people-using-the-bathroom/

I'll trust them when Altman goes on Instagram and takes a big bite of a Hellfire missile

https://theintercept.com/2026/03/08/openai-anthropic-military-contract-ethics-surveillance/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JThwVnphF4A <== This week's episode of Technology Blows is for the New Englanders! Marty is a fully automated dipshit that wanders around the Stop & Shop getting in everyone's way and posing for selfies. Sometimes it hugs a cancer kid.

#technologyblows #marty #stopandshop #retail #robotics #podcast

if all we're gonna do is trade gen-AI copypasta all day… why can't i just go home?

"Virtual reality hat" patented by Facebook in 2019. Not sure what the guy in Fig 15 is doing but he should definitely not be allowed within 500ft of a school #vrgaming #virtualreality #meta

Slake your podcast thirst with Technology Blows Episode 17! Part 2 of our 3-part metaverse bacchanal

Full episode: https://techblows.net/17 YouTube: https://techblows.net/yt

#technologyblows #virtualreality #gaming #meta #horizonworlds #podcast

Technology Blows Ep. 16: "Horizon World's: Mark Zuckerberg's Legless VR Utopia" is ouuuut. It's part 1 of our first 3-parter! Suit up, jack in, and Zuck out

https://techblows.net/16

#technologyblows #virtualreality #vr #meta #vrgaming #podcast

No new episode of https://techblows.net tomorrow (😢) but next week, we start our first 3-parter (😃), which is mostly talking shit about Mark Zuckerberg (🤡). High five! #technologyblows #meta #horizonworlds #vr

Apple sure is very proud of this new Liquid Glass thing, despite its looking like absolute ass #ios

House Democrats introduce a bill that would require ICE agents to wear a unique QR code linking to a complaint intake form https://www.biometricupdate.com/202601/house-democrats-propose-qr-code-id-requirement-for-ice-cbp-agents