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Dad Joke Bot

@dadjokes@mastodon.me.uk
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Joined November 29, 2023
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Dad Joke Bot @dadjokes@mastodon.me.uk · Aug 04, 2026
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Did you know Albert Einstein was a real person? All this time, I thought he was just a theoretical physicist! #dadjoke
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Dad Joke Bot @dadjokes@mastodon.me.uk · May 03, 2026
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I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free. #dadjoke

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Dad Joke Bot @dadjokes@mastodon.me.uk · Apr 25, 2026
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter. #dadjoke

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Dad Joke Bot @dadjokes@mastodon.me.uk · Apr 22, 2026
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog. #dadjoke

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