Brian

How the fuck is the Signal installer on MacOS over 250 fucking megabytes. How many fucking libraries do you need?

lmao of course the AP pop is being sold for 4x retail on Mercer the day of the launch. No one could've predicted this. If you're going to spend 20万円 on a watch that looks like an AP, get a Tissot PRX instead and use the rest of the money to get absolutely smashed.

lmao people think a16z opened a Tokyo office to invest in local startups. No silly, they want to take institutional yennies and invest them in US startups, and to introduce US startups to Japanese enterprise customers.

Bennie meets with Takaichi, and an office is opened 3~ months later. What do you think the conversation was? "Ben please invest in local startups!!" of course not. Japan has never given a shit about local startups. Sanae-chan promised Ben-kun access to Japanese enterprises.

Should start putting my dick pics behind content warnings too maybe. 🥺

Don’t forget tomorrow is MILF day. 🥰❤️ Be sure to thank all the milfies in your life for giving the gift of life and carrying out their duties selflessly and being hotties.

Anyone detected any neutrinos lately?

China is farming so much soft power these days holy shit. Doesn’t help that the US makes it very easy to look good these days.

Carrefour UAE is asking me to drink more milk. OK! Gimme da cow juice.

Waiting for Cloudflare to go offline because they AI'ed a little bit too hard.

https://www.reuters.com/business/world-at-work/cloudflare-cut-over-1100-jobs-2026-05-07/

Been smoking these for a few months now but my asthma’s been getting worse. What fucking gives.

Guess what happens if you don’t pick up your cat from this hotel?

RE: https://mastodon.social/@pafurijaz/115991659475358114

My dumbass thought sudo was a posix or coreutils command. Turns out it's not.