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Derpina

@brainwormqueen@woof.tech

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Nerdy transfem in her 20s with nothing really to show for it. Rotting in #EU #NL

tankies, terfs GTFO

Profile picture: screenshot collage of Jenny Wakeman in her prime paintjob (blue and white) with limestone of same blue accent color in background. From top left to bottom right 1.Jenny laughing 2.studying 3.painting 4.making a funny face 5.doing grumpy face and posture

Banner: Sam Winchester's mugshot from Supernatural TV

#nobot #nobots #noindex #nobridge #notagsbot

19 Followers

131 Following

50 Posts

Joined October 05, 2025

Pronouns:

She/her

Cute perks:

Unapproachable ASD

Signal:

@nevershower.69

Fursona:

Owl or a hog, maybe rat

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · 6d ago

Replying to @0x4d6165@transfem.social

@0x4d6165@transfem.social don't forget nvidia rtx upscaling

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Aug 07, 2026

Replying to @zvava@bbs.619.hu

@zvava@bbs.619.hu my pukcell

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Aug 07, 2026

Replying to @hikari@social.noyu.me

@hikari@social.noyu.me temu is sure shit with its' popups and ads but have you tried discord?

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Aug 06, 2026

Replying to @N33R@fops.cloud

@N33R@fops.cloud pee yourself NOW

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Aug 04, 2026

Replying to @mianotapancake@void.lgbt

re: Chaser bullshit, my problems with Taimi Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

@mianotapancake@void.lgbt @emilyenco@todon.nl adblocker is definitely a mental health aid

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Aug 04, 2026

Replying to @sierra@kill-corporations.enterprises

@sierra@kill-corporations.enterprises stomach survival is optional

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Aug 04, 2026

Replying to on kill-corporations.enterprises

@sierra@kill-corporations.enterprises not as bad ad MRE

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Aug 04, 2026

Replying to @emilyenco@todon.nl

@emilyenco@todon.nl really? what is chaser to ally ratio on there?

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Aug 04, 2026

Replying to @dr4k0n616@woof.tech

@dr4k0n616@woof.tech every. single. time

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Aug 04, 2026

Replying to @Stellar@mk.absturztau.be

@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be 🙏🙏🙏

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Aug 04, 2026

Replying to @N33R@fops.cloud

@N33R@fops.cloud damn I love IRA even more now thanks

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Aug 04, 2026

Replying to @passocacornio@tech.lgbt

@passocacornio@tech.lgbt free gmod with centralized shop for items

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Aug 04, 2026

Replying to @N33R@fops.cloud

@N33R@fops.cloud cock waffle and it's consequences have been a disaster for the furry race

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Aug 04, 2026

Replying to @zvava@bbs.619.hu

derpina sex Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

@zvava@bbs.619.hu don't look

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Aug 02, 2026

Replying to @ezra@problemeowtic.net

@ezra well if it's against the US in any way it means it's good! (russia, north korea, iran, etc.)

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 31, 2026

Real catgirls want to choke noam chomsky to death

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 31, 2026

Replying to on kill-corporations.enterprises

@sierra@kill-corporations.enterprises o.o do tell

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 31, 2026

Replying to @hjh@social.xenofem.me

@hjh@social.xenofem.me @winterklaus@social.xenofem.me you are the local password manager

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 30, 2026

Replying to @Stellar@mk.absturztau.be

Mental health stuff Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be I hope I didn't bring back some shit memories

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 30, 2026

Replying to @Stellar@mk.absturztau.be

@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be yeah I just gave up the only thing that breaks the cycle for me is alcohol or a random burst of energy and I don't think that's healthy. Maybe it's some Bipolar stuff, in theory it's controllable

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 29, 2026

Replying to @N33R@fops.cloud

@N33R@fops.cloud @stella@mastodon.catgirl.cloud bruuuh

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 29, 2026

Replying to @N33R@fops.cloud

@N33R@fops.cloud link???

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 29, 2026

Replying to @hjh@social.xenofem.me

@hjh@social.xenofem.me lol I did not know that. It's hard for me to socialize but we may try sometime

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 29, 2026

if you have seizures turn off autoplay! she's literally mee

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 29, 2026

Replying to @hjh@social.xenofem.me

@hjh@social.xenofem.me all I do is isolate myself I think im fucked

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 29, 2026

Replying to @iamada@tech.lgbt

New day, new fuckups from the inept Dutch police. Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

@iamada@tech.lgbt don't forget that tons of Dutch man are accused and/or famous for participating in so-called sex-tourism in former colonies, if you know what I mean

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 29, 2026

Replying to @zvava@bbs.619.hu

@zvava@bbs.619.hu biblically accurate blahaj

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 29, 2026

Replying to @N33R@fops.cloud

@N33R@fops.cloud alt text: fact-checked wikiHow article with a title "How to Impress a Girl by Peeing yourself and Blushing and Whimpering a bit and Holding the Edge of your Skirt" text as follows: Eager to impress a girl with pee and make her fall in love with you? Maybe she's your crush, your date, your girlfriend, a complete stranger or your blader is reaaally full. You're in luck, because there are some really cute ways to pee in your panties to capture her heart. If you're ready to take charge while you show off your pretty big blader, read on. In this article, we'll cover how to impress a girl with pee-use these pee tips and she'll fall head over heels. step 1. Start peeing yourself suddenly, letting out a sharp cry and looking down in disbelief while it audibly starts hitting the concrete floor below you

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 29, 2026

Replying to @emilyenco@todon.nl

@emilyenco@todon.nl happy bday, hope you'll feel better

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 27, 2026

Replying to on kill-corporations.enterprises

@sierra@kill-corporations.enterprises funnily enough there are mods that shrink the filesize of worlds/saves. especially useful on servers. like chunks you went through but never interacted with are not saved to world file

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 26, 2026

Replying to @iamada@tech.lgbt

@iamada@tech.lgbt German migration system is fine, surely. Reality of no integration, racism from top to bottom of the government is not worthy of a news article

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 24, 2026

Replying to @maddy@thegayagenda.fans

re: context for #2, shitty childhood Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

@maddy@thegayagenda.fans I feel for you. I could escape so I didn't forget those habits, for better or worse. In general I think it's useful to take singing lessons to learn to hold your voice/raise its endurance. But from what I heard - no coffee, tea, dairy, anything that affects hydration of your body really is off the table

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 24, 2026

Replying to @maddy@thegayagenda.fans

@maddy@thegayagenda.fans 1. A pillow or a fat blanket. 2. I don't really know but your throat definitely shouldn't be sore for screaming session

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 24, 2026

Replying to @rainissance@meow.social

@rainissance@meow.social that checks out. Samsung bloatware is the weirdest yet. Half regular features like accessibility have auto update built in for some reason, etc. If you're brave enough you can use Universal Android Debloater to disable unneeded packages

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 24, 2026

Replying to @rainissance@meow.social

@rainissance@meow.social had a similar experience back in 2020 I think, but at the time with 2 gigs of ram in both devices lol. Which flavour (vendor) of android are you using?

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 24, 2026

Replying to @meluzzy@woof.tech

@meluzzy@woof.tech a little more explanation? I'm genuinely curious

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 23, 2026

Replying to @ellie@awesomefreakingbunnies.online

@ellie@awesomefreakingbunnies.online wait until they discover misskey instances

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 23, 2026

Replying to @hazelnoot@transfem.social

@hazelnoot@transfem.social waow based

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 23, 2026

Replying to @Elizafox@social.treehouse.systems

@Elizafox@social.treehouse.systems nobody forces people to use Gnome though? Outside of niche GUI enterprise workflow where RedHat thrives and all that

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 23, 2026

Replying to on fops.cloud

@N33R@fops.cloud bad idea if you're not from Switzerland

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 23, 2026

Replying to @Elizafox@social.treehouse.systems

@Elizafox@social.treehouse.systems pretty customizable on stale distros like Debian in my experience, extension won't break if major Gnome version stays the same, less chance for any breakage really

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 22, 2026

Replying to @aks@scalie.zone

@aks@scalie.zone they brought the feature back a few updates ago

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 22, 2026

Replying to @nateb@mastodon.thenewoil.org

@nateb@mastodon.thenewoil.org PipePipe still stands, pretty similar project

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 21, 2026

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 21, 2026

Replying to @N33R@fops.cloud

re: piss Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

@N33R@fops.cloud Omni man told me to do that on purpose and I couldn't

But several times when I was laughing too hard may count, right?

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 19, 2026

Replying to @link@meowing.men

@link lol, so curseforge (the legacy version) is less shitty now

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 19, 2026

lol, so curseforge (the legacy version) is less shitty now

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 18, 2026

Replying to @myoan@framapiaf.org

@myoan@framapiaf.org @dr4k0n616@woof.tech depends on the banking app I guess

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 18, 2026

Replying to @dr4k0n616@woof.tech

@dr4k0n616@woof.tech the situation is more fucked up rn than it was around 3 years ago. Now every app is unsatisfied with unlocked bootloader and you can't really spoof play integrity reliably. I won't consider custom rom on such devices usable. Some people suggest having 2 devices. Spare one for banking etc. and another one for personal use, but it's still pricier than just one device...

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Derpina @brainwormqueen@woof.tech · Jul 17, 2026

Replying to @cynical13@social.vivaldi.net

@cynical13@social.vivaldi.net flickering like screen tearing or graphical artifacting?

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