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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Aug 04, 2026

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NOOOO my new glasses are to thick to dangle soda tabs on aaaAAAAA

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Aug 03, 2026

Replying to @kulupuSoweli@transfem.social

@kulupuSoweli@transfem.social denden.world

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Aug 02, 2026

Replying to @Charlotte@rivals.space

@star@fed.amazonawaws.com @Charlotte@rivals.space in 2018 he got heated and tweeted something pretty transphobic although it is plausible that it wasn't his intention, which he deleted and apologized for. i don't remember any statement involving sports. in 2024 he made a post in support of queer people, maga got all up in his comments and he explicitly supported trans rights in clapbacks against them.

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Aug 02, 2026

damn a lot of lefties really hate ukrainians for whatever reason

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Aug 02, 2026

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it's so fucken funny when people who don't understand they/them pronouns refer to you with they/they

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 30, 2026

adhd is saying "i can't wait to do the thing" and then waiting 6 and a half hours to do the thing once you're able to

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 30, 2026

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it's so funny seeing posts do some numbers on either fedi or bluesky but never both. takes me back to when i was still on mstdn.social in 2021 and there was like a 50/50 chance of my notifications full of either german facenames or pride flag picrews but never both

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 30, 2026

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same with I Will Survive and I Want You Back

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 30, 2026

headcanon that "Just a Friend" and "I Got a Man" are tracks about the same interaction from two different perspectives

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 28, 2026

everyone who uses a niko pfp gets merged into one user in my brain which sucks because i follow like 6 people with niko pfps

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 27, 2026

society if the phone number that is supposed to call the establishment actually called the fucken establishment and not a robot to infinite hold

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 27, 2026

can *key users stop requiring an account to view posts sometimes my instance doesn't fetch everything and i miss important context

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 25, 2026

how did tetris get the gummy candy deal and not puyo, puyos actually look like gummies

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 24, 2026

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@mir@ice.ch3.st Yay now i have a reason to think it's not funny

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 24, 2026

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sentencing everyone who voted for trans-exclusive bathroom segregation to every bathroom of their gender being too backed up while the other one is completely empty

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 23, 2026

discord would make a banger trans name if it weren't for the chat app

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 22, 2026

Replying to @redsad@ohai.social

@redsad@ohai.social starts flipping tables at every church where you're expected to pay money dollars

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 19, 2026

unsolicited advice Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

recognizing when someone trusts you with way more than you've reasonably earned is as important as not abusing their trust. you shouldn't let someone reach full vulnerability within hours of meeting you and we need to normalize saying we can unpack things later, for their safety

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 15, 2026

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yall would not believe how many complications there are every day for not fitting cleanly into a binary gender. any record that sticks M/F on it can't accommodate us when binary trans people can just pick one. and trying to get neutral language through anyone's skull is a huge pain in the ass.

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 15, 2026

enbies are just as trans as any binary trans person and i feel like a lot of people just see us as the pets of the trans community for not having "the full package" and that needs to end

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 15, 2026

there's a light inside your soul watch me crank dat watch me roll

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 12, 2026

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 11, 2026

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how is amogus hide and seek this much more stressful than the actual game

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 09, 2026

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angine de poitrine if they were from canada call that angine de poutine …wait a minute

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 08, 2026

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just realized frutiger aero glossy style design is still alive and well, but only for cars. if i had to guess, making the hull curvy happens to be the safest, and covering it in gloss is the most mass-producable way of it look nice to buyers, so that's the style we end up with.

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 08, 2026

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chaotic neutral: replaces slurs they can't reclaim in lyrics with slurs they can

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 06, 2026

boost to scare a discord user

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 06, 2026

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Replying to @ziphi@meow.social

@ziphi@meow.social this is because poll responses are actual mastodon dms to op for some reason

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 06, 2026

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cognitohazard Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

tag you're it

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jul 01, 2026

the argument that someone making a wrath month joke somehow takes away from disability representation is such a nonsequitur. beats me why anyone would be upset over that, it's like telling someone they're breathing your air. you can just not like it because it's a low hanging fruit yknow. happy july

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jun 27, 2026

don't smile because it's over, cry because it happened

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jun 27, 2026

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don't call me an "entity" i'm not a backrooms monster

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jun 25, 2026

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men want me

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jun 24, 2026

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fedi's gonna be so mad

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Jun 15, 2026

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remember kids! cathode ray tubes are very friendly, and fun to open up and play with the insides of! grab a sledgehammer and stick your hands on all of its electronic guts!

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · May 23, 2026

Replying to @esm@wetdry.world

@esm@wetdry.world never had luck with my vive using anything other than hdmi without any adapters and the hdmi cable that came with it. i always have to unplug one of my monitors to free up the hdmi port

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · May 17, 2026

Replying to @alice@lgbtqia.space

@alice@lgbtqia.space the difference between blue hair and a spraytan is blue hair actually makes people hot

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · May 13, 2026

just woke up from a dream where republicans took over washington state ferries and completely anti-wokeified it. That fucken sucked

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · May 12, 2026

FUCK some new blu-ray apparently updated the firmware to revoke my external drive's ability to read encrypted blu-rays even though i have the keys on the system. now none of them work. this is corporate malware. this sucks.

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · May 04, 2026

Replying to @ErikUden@mastodon.de

@ErikUden@mastodon.de oh my god ah im being killed to death with producer-since-a-new-hope kathleen kennedy's woke woman ray ahhhh help rahjhh oh what a world ahhhh

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · May 04, 2026

stolen from dicsord

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · May 02, 2026

Replying to @vantablack@cyberpunk.lol

@vantablack@cyberpunk.lol the wired:

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Apr 22, 2026

yknow what this is fair

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Apr 16, 2026

being trans on twitter is like being too lazy to move out of a bad neighborhood. being trans on fedi is kind of the default. and then there's being trans on bluesky which is chiitan liking all of your posts

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Apr 13, 2026

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only time i've had to do this is when i got a call from a collections agency: "is [address] still your correct mailing address?" yes: they can sue me because i was notified no: they can check public records and charge me for lying i decline to answer this question: eat shit

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Apr 13, 2026

reminder that you're always legally allowed to respond to any question ever with "i decline to answer this question"
if a party you don't like hits you with a yes or no question, you should pretty much always respond with this

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Apr 11, 2026

i wonder if there's a reason republicans create stigmas around big cities in general. so much fear mongering it really seems like they don't want their supporters seeing what it's actually like

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Apr 06, 2026

Replying to @ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us

@ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us couldn't help myself

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ezr @ezra@problemeowtic.net · Apr 04, 2026

Replying to @vozercozer@vozer.cafe

@vozercozer@vozer.cafe oh hell yeah i'll make spaghetti

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