Dr. Bruce Simpson

Dr. Bruce Simpson

@bms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

1994 era Internet user. Onsite cybersecurity JPMorganChase 2001. Principal FreeBSD networking contributor from 2003; Security Team alumnus; helped land PF firewall. GSoC 2026 student mentor. My research: cybersecurity & Internet architecture. My work: professional practice & communication. Every time someone connects to IPv6 with iPhone, my code runs. P.S. Do I wish to join the Cult of the Superficially Viable Artifacts? No.

Dr. Bruce Simpson

@bms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

1994 era Internet user. Onsite cybersecurity JPMorganChase 2001. Principal FreeBSD networking contributor from 2003; Security Team alumnus; helped land PF firewall. GSoC 2026 student mentor. My research: cybersecurity & Internet architecture. My work: professional practice & communication. Every time someone connects to IPv6 with iPhone, my code runs. P.S. Do I wish to join the Cult of the Superficially Viable Artifacts? No.

Dr. Bruce Simpson

@bms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

1994 era Internet user. Onsite cybersecurity JPMorganChase 2001. Principal FreeBSD networking contributor from 2003; Security Team alumnus; helped land PF firewall. GSoC 2026 student mentor. My research: cybersecurity & Internet architecture. My work: professional practice & communication. Every time someone connects to IPv6 with iPhone, my code runs. P.S. Do I wish to join the Cult of the Superficially Viable Artifacts? No.

Dr. Bruce Simpson

@bms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

1994 era Internet user. Onsite cybersecurity JPMorganChase 2001. Principal FreeBSD networking contributor from 2003; Security Team alumnus; helped land PF firewall. GSoC 2026 student mentor. My research: cybersecurity & Internet architecture. My work: professional practice & communication. Every time someone connects to IPv6 with iPhone, my code runs. P.S. Do I wish to join the Cult of the Superficially Viable Artifacts? No.

Dr. Bruce Simpson

@bms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

1994 era Internet user. Onsite cybersecurity JPMorganChase 2001. Principal FreeBSD networking contributor from 2003; Security Team alumnus; helped land PF firewall. GSoC 2026 student mentor. My research: cybersecurity & Internet architecture. My work: professional practice & communication. Every time someone connects to IPv6 with iPhone, my code runs. P.S. Do I wish to join the Cult of the Superficially Viable Artifacts? No.

Dr. Bruce Simpson

@bms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

1994 era Internet user. Onsite cybersecurity JPMorganChase 2001. Principal FreeBSD networking contributor from 2003; Security Team alumnus; helped land PF firewall. GSoC 2026 student mentor. My research: cybersecurity & Internet architecture. My work: professional practice & communication. Every time someone connects to IPv6 with iPhone, my code runs. P.S. Do I wish to join the Cult of the Superficially Viable Artifacts? No.

Dr. Bruce Simpson

@bms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

1994 era Internet user. Onsite cybersecurity JPMorganChase 2001. Principal FreeBSD networking contributor from 2003; Security Team alumnus; helped land PF firewall. GSoC 2026 student mentor. My research: cybersecurity & Internet architecture. My work: professional practice & communication. Every time someone connects to IPv6 with iPhone, my code runs. P.S. Do I wish to join the Cult of the Superficially Viable Artifacts? No.

Dr. Bruce Simpson

@bms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

1994 era Internet user. Onsite cybersecurity JPMorganChase 2001. Principal FreeBSD networking contributor from 2003; Security Team alumnus; helped land PF firewall. GSoC 2026 student mentor. My research: cybersecurity & Internet architecture. My work: professional practice & communication. Every time someone connects to IPv6 with iPhone, my code runs. P.S. Do I wish to join the Cult of the Superficially Viable Artifacts? No.

Dr. Bruce Simpson

@bms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

1994 era Internet user. Onsite cybersecurity JPMorganChase 2001. Principal FreeBSD networking contributor from 2003; Security Team alumnus; helped land PF firewall. GSoC 2026 student mentor. My research: cybersecurity & Internet architecture. My work: professional practice & communication. Every time someone connects to IPv6 with iPhone, my code runs. P.S. Do I wish to join the Cult of the Superficially Viable Artifacts? No.

Dr. Bruce Simpson

@bms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

1994 era Internet user. Onsite cybersecurity JPMorganChase 2001. Principal FreeBSD networking contributor from 2003; Security Team alumnus; helped land PF firewall. GSoC 2026 student mentor. My research: cybersecurity & Internet architecture. My work: professional practice & communication. Every time someone connects to IPv6 with iPhone, my code runs. P.S. Do I wish to join the Cult of the Superficially Viable Artifacts? No.

Dr. Bruce Simpson

@bms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

1994 era Internet user. Onsite cybersecurity JPMorganChase 2001. Principal FreeBSD networking contributor from 2003; Security Team alumnus; helped land PF firewall. GSoC 2026 student mentor. My research: cybersecurity & Internet architecture. My work: professional practice & communication. Every time someone connects to IPv6 with iPhone, my code runs. P.S. Do I wish to join the Cult of the Superficially Viable Artifacts? No.

Dr. Bruce Simpson

@bms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

1994 era Internet user. Onsite cybersecurity JPMorganChase 2001. Principal FreeBSD networking contributor from 2003; Security Team alumnus; helped land PF firewall. GSoC 2026 student mentor. My research: cybersecurity & Internet architecture. My work: professional practice & communication. Every time someone connects to IPv6 with iPhone, my code runs. P.S. Do I wish to join the Cult of the Superficially Viable Artifacts? No.

Dr. Bruce Simpson

@bms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

1994 era Internet user. Onsite cybersecurity JPMorganChase 2001. Principal FreeBSD networking contributor from 2003; Security Team alumnus; helped land PF firewall. GSoC 2026 student mentor. My research: cybersecurity & Internet architecture. My work: professional practice & communication. Every time someone connects to IPv6 with iPhone, my code runs. P.S. Do I wish to join the Cult of the Superficially Viable Artifacts? No.

Dr. Bruce Simpson

@bms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

1994 era Internet user. Onsite cybersecurity JPMorganChase 2001. Principal FreeBSD networking contributor from 2003; Security Team alumnus; helped land PF firewall. GSoC 2026 student mentor. My research: cybersecurity & Internet architecture. My work: professional practice & communication. Every time someone connects to IPv6 with iPhone, my code runs. P.S. Do I wish to join the Cult of the Superficially Viable Artifacts? No.

Dr. Bruce Simpson

@bms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

1994 era Internet user. Onsite cybersecurity JPMorganChase 2001. Principal FreeBSD networking contributor from 2003; Security Team alumnus; helped land PF firewall. GSoC 2026 student mentor. My research: cybersecurity & Internet architecture. My work: professional practice & communication. Every time someone connects to IPv6 with iPhone, my code runs. P.S. Do I wish to join the Cult of the Superficially Viable Artifacts? No.

Dr. Bruce Simpson

@bms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

1994 era Internet user. Onsite cybersecurity JPMorganChase 2001. Principal FreeBSD networking contributor from 2003; Security Team alumnus; helped land PF firewall. GSoC 2026 student mentor. My research: cybersecurity & Internet architecture. My work: professional practice & communication. Every time someone connects to IPv6 with iPhone, my code runs. P.S. Do I wish to join the Cult of the Superficially Viable Artifacts? No.

Dr. Bruce Simpson

@bms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

1994 era Internet user. Onsite cybersecurity JPMorganChase 2001. Principal FreeBSD networking contributor from 2003; Security Team alumnus; helped land PF firewall. GSoC 2026 student mentor. My research: cybersecurity & Internet architecture. My work: professional practice & communication. Every time someone connects to IPv6 with iPhone, my code runs. P.S. Do I wish to join the Cult of the Superficially Viable Artifacts? No.

Dr. Bruce Simpson

@bms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

1994 era Internet user. Onsite cybersecurity JPMorganChase 2001. Principal FreeBSD networking contributor from 2003; Security Team alumnus; helped land PF firewall. GSoC 2026 student mentor. My research: cybersecurity & Internet architecture. My work: professional practice & communication. Every time someone connects to IPv6 with iPhone, my code runs. P.S. Do I wish to join the Cult of the Superficially Viable Artifacts? No.

Dr. Bruce Simpson

@bms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

1994 era Internet user. Onsite cybersecurity JPMorganChase 2001. Principal FreeBSD networking contributor from 2003; Security Team alumnus; helped land PF firewall. GSoC 2026 student mentor. My research: cybersecurity & Internet architecture. My work: professional practice & communication. Every time someone connects to IPv6 with iPhone, my code runs. P.S. Do I wish to join the Cult of the Superficially Viable Artifacts? No.