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Alpaca Male

@alpacamale@social.cologne
mastodon 4.7.3
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So you call yourself "alpha male"? Sit down, because here comes the "alpaca male"!

29 Followers
146 Following
50 Posts
Joined March 15, 2026
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@afelia Wer den roten Knopf drückt, wird gegebenenfalls in einer Gesellschaft leben müssen, die nur aus den Menschen besteht, die den roten Knopf gedrückt haben. Eine Gesellschaft des Misstrauens und des Egoismus.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 2mo ago
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@EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu 14 weeks, that's crazy! Would have loved that as a kid! I don't know how it's handled in Italy, but I like the idea of giving children the opportunity to be children and also to pursue their own interests and non-curricular activities.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 3mo ago
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@Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social @maxleibman@beige.party Same, only that I'm European. I've discovered so many great non-US brands since I started boycotting US products and services.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 2mo ago
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@lilithsaintcrow@raggedfeathers.com I would prefer we call them surveillance glasses rather than smart glasses. Can we just establish this? Smart glasses is just a marketing term to make them sound cool.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 3mo ago
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@geomannie@mastodon.scot In my current rental car, a Seat Leon, I need to navigate through the touch screen menu to increase ventilation or adjust the temperature. There's no way this is safe if you're driving alone and have to do this on your own while driving. We should have shut this down immediately when car manufacturers started that bullshit.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@caroline@chaosfem.tw If you have a big mirror in the room, the messy room will look twice as messy, but you also clean up twice as fast.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 2mo ago
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@Sanktionsfrei@social.tchncs.de Hat mal jemand ausgerechnet, was die Aussetzung der Vermögenssteuer seit 1997 den Staat gekostet hat?
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 3mo ago
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@cmconseils@mastodon.social
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 2mo ago
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@i0null@infosec.exchange At this time in the hype cycle, a few weeks after Anthropic announced a similar headline that was a big nothing-burger, located entirely in your own tests?
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@w_wobble @endolexi @bubi352 @afelia Danke für eure Erklärungen, jetzt verstehe ich es besser. RATIONAL ist rot die optimale Strategie für den Einzelnen UND die Gruppe: Wenn alle rot wählen, stirbt niemand. Ein no-brainer. Da ist nicht einmal ein Dilemma. Das eigentliche Dilemma ist aber EMOTIONAL: Blau riskiert dein eigenes Leben, rot riskiert eine Mitschuld am Tod vieler anderer Menschen. Das Szenario fragt dich, welches dieser Risiken für dich schwerer wiegt.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 2mo ago
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@Grantscheam@troet.cafe Hab kein Geld dabei, kannst du mir nen Apfelstrudel leihen?
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 2mo ago
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@EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu Absolutely necessary. A few years ago, I watched a documentary about the recycling industry in Africa where many of our used clothes end up. What these discarded clothes did to the local environment was disgusting.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 2mo ago
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@lipow@norden.social @energisch_@troet.cafe @chrisstoecker@mastodon.social Wir müssen lernen, Siege zu feiern.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 4mo ago
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@parismarx@mastodon.online Haven't used Google search for about two years now. Search is a commodity and there are many alternatives. Getting rid of Google search is surprisingly easy. No network effects, no real incentive to stick with it. You can just go to another search engine. The cost of switching is basically zero.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@kplx Surely, he owns camera gear that's worth more than other peoples' cars.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@tayfonay This is important. There's a generation growing up that must think that shit like the Trump presidency is somehow normal.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
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@xxv@mastodon.social Oh no, he might be a little werewolf! Or just interested in the moon.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 2mo ago
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@hikingdude@mastodon.social Wow, love the ethereal atmosphere.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 2mo ago
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@masek@infosec.exchange Reminds me very much of that one time when Anthropic supposedly created a model that was too dangerous to be released to the public.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@jalefkowit Reminds me of the wild story of the domain sex(dot)com as detailed in the book "s**.com: One Domain, Two Men, Twelve Years and the Brutal Battle for the Jewel in the Internet's Crown" by Kieren Mccarthy. A crazy read.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 3mo ago
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@AlienJay@burningboard.net @AwetTesfaiesus@mastodon.social Die meisten Menschen, die ich kenne, nutzen privat noch ihre alte Email-Adresse, die sie sich irgendwann als Teenager mal kostenlos bei einem US-Anbieter, meistens Google/Gmail, eingerichtet haben. Spätestens die aktuelle politische Situation in den USA wäre eine gute Gelegenheit, sich mal eine neue bei einem europäischen Anbieter zu besorgen. Die wichtigsten Logins sind an einem Nachmittag umgestellt, den Rest macht man nach und nach.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@rysiek Why does everybody think this is a terrible move? It seems like a clever idea to take away Iran's ability to control the flow of oil from the gulf region. The idea being "Either ALL ships go through, or NONE of them". It seems like a desperate move, but doesn't that increase the pressure for both sides to come to a resolution?
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 6mo ago
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@vagina_museum It's easy to make fun of NASA, but they're definitely not stupid. They ALWAYS plan for a variety of scenarios, which may include an unexpected prolongation of the mission - as has happened last year when a return capsule failed. Add the typical NASA redundancy and insecurity about physiological processes in space, and 100 tampons doesn't seem unreasonable.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@sixtus@mastodon.social Das ist in der aktuellen Legislaturperiode schon öfter vorgekommen und ich bin inzwischen davon überzeugt, dass diese ständigen Nebelkerzen System haben. Da hat jemand die "Innovationen" der US Politik sehr genau studiert.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@realSiegfried Das ist Wahnsinn. Lauter PKW, die quasi niemand nutzen kann außer der EINEN Person, die sie dort abgestellt hat. Wie können wir diese egoistische Nutzung des knappen öffentlichen Raums überhaupt akzeptieren?
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@dansup@mastodon.social Federate those pixels!
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@Lightfighter The working class will clean up the toxic waste left behind by this fire. Don't think for a moment that a single person from higher management will set a foot near there before some poor soul has cleaned it up.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago

Autos mit Verbrennungsmotor einfach erklärt: https://youtube.com/shorts/jfC5151Xitc

Verbrenner #meme #cars #auto #satire

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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@leaverou Could you make the colors visible by taking a photo in RAW format and adjusting the color settings? I don't know how camera sensors work, but maybe they're able to capture these colors.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@ferryoons Why don't they just swim in the river? Or is it for going against the current?
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@heiseonline Das ergibt doch keinen Sinn. Wenn sie "schwindelerregende Gewinne" einfahren, wie der Artikel behauptet, warum zahlen sie dann so wenig Steuern? Es braucht keine zusätzliche Steuer auf digitale Dienstleistungen - stattdessen sollten wir die Möglichkeiten einschränken, Gewinne in Steueroasen zu verschieben. Man stelle sich vor, was das plötzlich an Geld in die Kassen der europäischen Staaten spülen würde!
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@sasastanisic Gegenstandpunkt: Der Wal zeigt den Leuten, dass wir als Gesellschaft dazu in der Lage sind, Empathie zu zeigen und Probleme zu lösen. Er gibt den Menschen Hoffnung.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@Remittancegirl Cynicism and defeatism in general is running rampant on the internet. Not caring, or pretending not to care, is seen as cool. But a society that doesn't care will not solve its problems and die.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@nixCraft "Since I have not received a reply from you, I assume that I have either fixed your problem or you are dead. Both of which is fine with me."
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@ProPublica Let's just say that there is a reason why the second amendment exists in the US constitution.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@captainfutura Frage ich mich auch. Sollen sie das Geld halt einfach weiter einsammeln und dann gezielt dort einsetzen, wo es die Menschen entlastet. Stattdessen senkt man die Steuer zeitweilig und hofft, dass die Betriebe das nicht in die eigene Tasche stecken, sondern weitergeben (Warum sollte sie?). Ich bin sehr enttäuscht von der Naivität dieser ganzen Idee.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 3mo ago
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@guigsy@mstdn.social @geomannie@mastodon.scot I'm in Slovenia on vacation. When I come back to the car after 6 hour hike, it's hot as hell in there and so am I, as well as drenched in sweat. So I'm adjusting the settings a lot.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 3mo ago
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@auschwitzmuseum@mastodon.world The way her diary just abruptly ends and the book switches to a cold, hard description of what happened to her and her family afterwards is haunting.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@_elena@mastodon.social Monet being like: Am I a joke to you?
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@raymaccarthy @leaverou Damn. But thanks for the explanation.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 3mo ago
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@inthehands@hachyderm.io I've seen examples where LLMs claimed "Sorry, that was a typo", as if they accidentally hit the wrong keys.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@organicmaps I'm looking to replace Komoot which is slowly getting enshittified. Will check this out.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@DieFurie Ein Flaggenträger ist typischerweise jemand, der anführt und der erwartet, dass man ihm folgt. Das kann ein Politiker sein, aber auch ein Tech-Bro, der mit seiner Technologie die Welt verändern will und sich als Visionär sieht. Dieser Flaggenträger hier ist blind - selbstverschuldet, durch seine eigene Ideologie, die hier bewusst vage bleibt. Aber es stört ihn nicht einmal, er prescht weiter voran und in den Abgrund.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 4mo ago
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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io I've already avoided Brave because they do some cryptocurrency bullshit and bragged about it when crypto was trendy a few years ago, which tells me all I need to know about the people behind it. Glad to hear that my scepticism was justified.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 2w ago

Eine richtig perfide Taktik von #YouTube besteht darin, dass die App manchmal einfach mit einem YouTube Short startet, wenn man sie öffnet oder auf den Homescreen navigiert. Ich meide das gedankenlos Scrollen von YT Shorts absichtlich, weil ich bei anderen Menschen sehe, wie es ihr Gehirn zerfickt und sie zu Zombies macht.

Für mich sieht das so aus, als wollte YT mich gezielt zum endlos-Scrollen verleiten und abhängig machen. Es funktioniert aber nicht, und es macht mich irgendwie wütend. 1/x

social.cologne

Mastodon

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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 3mo ago
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@DieFurie@mastodon.social Cooler Move, großen Respekt vor dem Spender bzw. der Spenderin. Genau diese Art von Großzügigkeit und Engagement für die Gesellschaft vermisse ich von den Wohlhabenden heutzutage. Ich bin sicher, für viele Kinder wird das ein Sommer, der in guter Erinnerung bleibt.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@NewtonMark @wall_e @pluralistic Welcome to the solarpunk era 😎
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago

"Prague is a Parody of Europe" by Adam Something: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZXzgIhFAXk

Prague is a Parody of Europe

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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@tzimmer_history This all follows a common pattern: Fascism needs a constant state of crisis to stay in power and justify its ever-increasing overreach. If there is no crisis in sight, something will just be declared a crisis (stuff like border crisis, drug crisis, ...). If that gets old, just start a war.
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Alpaca Male @alpacamale@social.cologne
· 5mo ago
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@pom This is good news
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