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American systems engineer, open source software developer, leftist, bisexual, polyamorous/nonmonogamous, hobby writer, Numenera/Cypher System GM and player, enjoyer of bad horror movies, guitarist, music lover, shirtless runner, worker outer, bicycle rider, and more!

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Joined August 13, 2024

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Fried Chicken @a_phlaming_phoenix@mastodon.social · Jul 09, 2026

Replying to @Strandjunker@mstdn.social

@Strandjunker@mstdn.social *checks Wikipedia* Maaaan, it sucks that we lost Bonnie Tyler before we lost... certain others...

Fried Chicken @a_phlaming_phoenix@mastodon.social · May 14, 2026

Replying to @federicomena@mstdn.mx

@federicomena@mstdn.mx I've only owned mine for a year or so, but so far it's been basically nothing. I topped off my wiper fluid the other day. Tires age as usual. Thanks to retributive braking, you will actually seldom engage your brake pads, so that's a pretty infrequent maintenance item.

Fried Chicken @a_phlaming_phoenix@mastodon.social · May 13, 2026

Replying to @donni@mastodon.social

@donni@mastodon.social But doctor, he said, I *am* sick of badminton.

Fried Chicken @a_phlaming_phoenix@mastodon.social · May 09, 2026

Took the youngest for a long #bike ride today, and we encountered these pelicans at Riverbend Ponds. You can tell they're pelicans cuz the way they look! Pretty neat!

#birds #nature

Fried Chicken @a_phlaming_phoenix@mastodon.social · May 05, 2026

Just span my #vinyl of The Moon and Antarctica again. Modest Mouse's first three albums are all pure gold, and "What People are Made Of" is certainly one of the all-time greatest album closers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEQuGktYi0k

Not only is it an anxiety-induced absolute certified banger, it leaves us with this menacing thought:

The one thing you taught me about human beings is this:
They ain't made of nothing but water and shit, alright?

#music

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Fried Chicken @a_phlaming_phoenix@mastodon.social · May 05, 2026

Snowing? It's May! It's supposed to be warm!

#Colorado weather for ya...

Fried Chicken @a_phlaming_phoenix@mastodon.social · May 04, 2026

Does someone you know have a song stuck in their head? Just sing the "na na na" bits of J. Geils Band's Centerfold! That person will probably hit you, but they won't have that particular song stuck in their head anymore. Foolproof #music hack.

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Fried Chicken @a_phlaming_phoenix@mastodon.social · May 04, 2026

Replying to @nixCraft@mastodon.social

@nixCraft@mastodon.social Every outage I post The Missing GitHub Status Page (https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/) which currently shows that Github's been running about 85% uptime for the past 90 days.

Fried Chicken @a_phlaming_phoenix@mastodon.social · Apr 30, 2026

Replying to @adhdeanasl@beige.party

@adhdeanasl What I *learn* from the *experience* is that it's completely *worth it!*

Fried Chicken @a_phlaming_phoenix@mastodon.social · Apr 08, 2026

Replying to @hans@social.woefdram.nl

@hans I should've taken a picture. Old dude in the neighborhood yesterday, in his garage, gigantic TRUMP 2024 BUILD THE WALL flag hanging right up front, brazenly. I haven't forgotten any of my neighbors who have advertised for Trump, and I will happily rat on every one of their genocidal asses when it's Nazi hunting time.

Fried Chicken @a_phlaming_phoenix@mastodon.social · Apr 07, 2026

Replying to @danirabbit@mastodon.online

@danirabbit I'm not even an Elementary user, but this makes me want to throw you a few bucks when I log on tomorrow. Please remain unapologetic about who builds useful things for whom.

Fried Chicken @a_phlaming_phoenix@mastodon.social · Apr 07, 2026

Replying to @ulveon@derg.social

@ulveon @danirabbit This *should* be implicit. "I didn't know I was bigoted toward this creator" is no kind of excuse. At the same time, "Fine, this software is not for bigots, and we don't want you as a user" is kind of a powerful statement, too.

Fried Chicken @a_phlaming_phoenix@mastodon.social · Mar 30, 2026

Replying to @streetartutopia@mastodon.online

@streetartutopia This is stupid because it already happened and then a mugshot happened and then 34 convictions happened and then enough shitheels still voted for him for the rest of us to get stuck with a serial child rapist as a president. What is this sign? We're so many steps past this already.

Fried Chicken @a_phlaming_phoenix@mastodon.social · Mar 18, 2026

Replying to @dillyd@turtleisland.social

@dillyd I'm like this with lichen when I'm hiking.

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