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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:

@Unabart@dobbs.town
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Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher.

I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way.

Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

253 Followers
414 Following
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Joined January 31, 2021
finger my .plan:
https://plan.cat/~MrUnabart

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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Jul 31, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town

Well, I just finished the show “Euphoria” and it took me a couple episodes into season 3 to get suspicious, but by the end it was completely and blatantly clear that the show was xtian propaganda. Particularly in the powerfully stupid last 2 episodes.

Been bamboozled. Don’t be me. Also, the finale was an ad for Coca Cola. And that’s the least offensive thing about it.

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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Jul 30, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town

Someone did a whole lot of work on this. That’s cool as fuck. Retro/BBS nerds rejoice!

https://atdtbbs.com/

Wish i still had all the old ansi gfx from back when I had my super 1337 board. I don’t have the time to try again, but if I were making a new online community, I’d give it a go!

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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Jul 30, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town

RE: @simple_sabotage@mastodon.social

If you act like a dumbshit, they’ll treat you as an equal. - :jrbd:

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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Jul 30, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town

Remember when Rand Paul got the holy shit kicked out of him by his neighbor? I do! It was probably more than well deserved. I also remember the “take the higher ground holier than thou” left saying we should show Mr. Paul compassion and not celebrate violence.

Rand “Hair Club For Men” Paul spent taxpayer money, just yesterday, berating Dr. Fauci about COVID. That shit was fkn GLOBAL and literally every scientist was on the same page. So you go take your higher ground. I’m still on #teamneighbor

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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Jul 30, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town

Alright, fellow Eurotards….. today we ROAST. AC setup and ready to go in to service. It got a good workout in the bedroom last night. Car off to the spa, rolladen down, fans circulating the gradually heating air. I was not put on this earth to suffer* and today I will remain ensconced in SLACK!

Action pic of AC providing unmitigated slack in the bedroom last night.

* internet was down this morning. Was searching for hotels in the area. It’s back, crisis averted.

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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Jul 29, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town

Spa day for the Benz tomorrow! They’re coming to pick it up at noon and give it a bath, top up fluids and other preventative maintenance shit per terms of my lease. Car had been bugging me about it for a month now, so I’ll be glad to see that warning cleared out.

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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Jul 29, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @Unabart@dobbs.town
THERE'S ONE NOW!
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Jul 29, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Surging fashion trend: 'Chef Boy R Dee' style hats, but in colors. Worn by dudes. Picture crocs, socks, basketball shorts, tank top, chef hat. Looks entirely like a mushroomhead. IN THE AIRPORT. I assume there's a full head of broccoli underneath the bonnet. A poor choice for the airplane. Ranks up there with the heehaws wearing their Stetson cowboy lid in the cabin. Read the room, idiots.
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Jul 28, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town

If you learn how to do this, you can get out of most sticky situations.

“If you act like a dumbshit, they’ll treat you as an equal”.

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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Jul 27, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world @SecularJeffrey@ohai.social If you’re a convict it’s a parole violation
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Jul 27, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @EthicalProfessor@mstdn.social
@EthicalProfessor@mstdn.social This is the account: @SpinsterCozy@spinster.xyz
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Jul 27, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @EthicalProfessor@mstdn.social
@EthicalProfessor@mstdn.social The domain was spinster.xyz, which I blocked the entire instance. That might be wise, in general. Not afraid of what I might miss. If I never knew, it doesn’t matter. 🤷‍♂️🤘🏼😈🤘🏼
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Jul 27, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @EthicalProfessor@mstdn.social
@EthicalProfessor@mstdn.social It’s not there on mobile. My apologies for not catching that at the time. I see that shit and nuke it into orbit.
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Jul 27, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @EthicalProfessor@mstdn.social
@EthicalProfessor@mstdn.social Using an ipad, DDG browser, and poking around the preferences settings and don’t see this.
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Jul 27, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @Unabart@dobbs.town
@EthicalProfessor@mstdn.social I can’t figure out, for the fkn life of me, how to see who I have blocked or muted. Give me the short bus explanation, somebody!
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Jul 27, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @EthicalProfessor@mstdn.social
@EthicalProfessor@mstdn.social Give me a moment to backtrack as I have blocked, muted and all that.
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Jul 27, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Some racist child is sending people horrible shit on here tonight.
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Jul 27, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
The Christo Files is some of the best journalism that digs into the Russian spy organizations around the world. He surely is a hot target for poisoned underwear. Great stuff. I’ve watched it all. Here’s the latest short that i just watched: https://youtube.com/shorts/KXzQZ2sQkxA
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Jul 27, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Airport observations: Jorts don't seem as prominent as last summer. Surging this year are the capri pants, like the munchkins from Wizard of Oz wore. In rare cases, I'm seeing japri pants, which are capri jorts. One self loathing dude is wearing the late summer Italian Fashion Scarf with his japris. Brown shorts, black t-shirt, black socks, black Half Cabs... in case you're looking for me at the gate. Follow the stench of my foul sulfur burps. No idea why I'm burping sulfur. All morning!
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Jul 06, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @fedops@fosstodon.org
@fedops@fosstodon.org My buddy in Herentals is having people over for beers to watch the game. In light of Dumbo ruining the world cup by straight up calling in a cheat code, I’m going for Belgium. Unless US does the right thing and benches that dude. Highly unlikely, but it would be the right move or this entire tournament ends up with an asterisk next to it in the fifa history books.
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Jun 25, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt @briankrebs@infosec.exchange Chicken make a lousy house pet.
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · May 27, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @amostart@mastoart.social
@amostart@mastoart.social @fedops@fosstodon.org These red crowned parrots are all over San Diego. The flock goes from feeding point to feeding point on a schedule. Noisy buggers, but beloved all the same.
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · May 13, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @Zontar@dobbs.town
@Zontar@dobbs.town @RStreetSweeper@dobbs.town Dude wastes no time selling his nephew out! Snitch!
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · May 11, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @historyofpunkrock@sfba.social
@historyofpunkrock@sfba.social Here’s a killer punk rock version of that song: https://youtube.com/watch?v=9dB_ubVAnGw
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · May 11, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @SecularJeffrey@ohai.social
@SecularJeffrey@ohai.social Ha! Yes. https://youtube.com/watch?v=-CQyejtfydM
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · May 07, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town

Word around town is that Tim Apple is retiring from the shame of this iOS 26 liquid glass abortion he foisted on all of us. Typing has become brutal. Looks like a circa 2000 Mandrake Linux window manager. #Garbage

#shame #ding #shame #ding #shame #ding

dobbs.town

DOBBS.TOWN

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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · May 07, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town

Disturbing new trend noticed today. Two entirely separate groups. Younger girl decorates her face with random skittles sized dots. Pink and purple. Total clown face on the horizon. Though you can argue this is already happening.

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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · May 07, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town

I've been revisiting lots of old stuff I loved, and forgot about, now that I have all of my music with me. This album by Butter 08 is fantastic. Kind of a supergroup with Cibo Matto, Blues Explosion and more. Grand Royal (rip) had a great ear for the releases they put out.

https://youtu.be/86TLBD8VIbQ

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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · May 07, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @kilroy_was_here@dobbs.town
@kilroy_was_here@dobbs.town @thomas_klopf@dobbs.town Cilantro Haters are a force! Or farce. "Bob" respects both camps.
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · May 07, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @thomas_klopf@dobbs.town
@thomas_klopf@dobbs.town Belladonna grows that efficiently too. Coincidence?
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · May 07, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town

My chair at the airport lounge has a small tear in the leather. This means when I sit down it makes a noise similar to having a massive accident in my boxers. Like an industrial strength whoopie cushion. Problem is, it's a great seat in the corner. I'll have to put up with the snickering every time I shift in the chair.

Update: just happened to another guy in another chair. Looking for hidden camera.

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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · May 06, 2026
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@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

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Replying to @anon_opin@mastodon.social
@anon_opin@mastodon.social The timing of this is amazing! #alttextshitlords
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · May 06, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @davidaugust@mastodon.online
@davidaugust @reverendrobodummy Everyone also seems to ignore, or not want to talk about, the fact this guy isn’t making this ballroom with the intent on leaving in 2028.
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · May 04, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @anon_opin@mastodon.social
@anon_opin There’s a place for them in hell. A level above the people who distribute leaflets, who share that level with meter maids and Westboro Baptist Church members.
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · May 02, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @historyofpunkrock@sfba.social
@historyofpunkrock Poison Ivy’s index finger is like 4” long. Guitar it is!
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Apr 30, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @shoq@mastodon.social
@shoq@mastodon.social @mazigazi@dobbs.town Well, they just figured put how to win the midterms, so they just wanted to wrap up this small inconvenience.
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Apr 30, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @donni@mastodon.social
@donni @the_etrain The bird that wakes up after 5 snooze buttons also gets a worm because there’s a gazillion worms out there. Plenty for all. Let me sleep, goddammit, and worry about worms when I’m well rested and had my coffee.
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Apr 29, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town

Many people, many places, right now: https://youtu.be/1gaGhy07ZbU

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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Apr 28, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town

Just reading this made me dumber.

Meanwhile, on Epstein Island...

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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Apr 28, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @Kingu@metalhead.club
@Kingu Fkn Clash. Of course. The Hot Topic of classic “punk”. 🤣
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Apr 27, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @thomas_klopf@dobbs.town
@thomas_klopf@dobbs.town Thanks! I watched “Ain’t It Dead Yet?” and this final show over the last two days. https://youtube.com/watch?v=BGRWmAKuzK0
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Apr 27, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @mazigazi@dobbs.town
@mazigazi@dobbs.town I am liberal in all facets of my life. I just want to chill and wish everyone else would. However, the furthest reaches of the left are every bit as annoying as their right wing counterparts and the uncomfortable discussion begins when you remind them that their antagonist attitudes pushed moderates to the right. Fascist is fine, albeit also overused by the same folks when any sort of ideological agreement pops up.
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Apr 27, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @thomas_klopf@dobbs.town
@thomas_klopf@dobbs.town I’m the only person left on the planet who never had the stars align to where I could see them live. Wahhh is me!
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Apr 27, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town

Watching the final show Skinny Puppy played in LA. Still chuffed they didn't bring that tour to EU. Lots of German industrial music rivet-head fans, in case you haven't heard!

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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Apr 27, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @johnhattan@dobbs.town
@johnhattan@dobbs.town He had his 15 minutes in the USA when he married Katie Perry and got to get up in them guts. But that’s the extent of his fame stateside.
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Apr 27, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town

Nazi (c 1938): a member or supporter of Germany’s National Socialist German Workers' Party. A vile organization that utilized eugenics via genocide in an attempt to create a master race of aryans. Among other atrocities. Soundly defeated in battle in 1945.

Nazi (c 2026): any person, party or organization that you do not agree with politically, thereby diluting the memory of one of the most heinous periods in the history of modern man.

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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Apr 27, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town

I watched this clip of Russell Brand try and find a passage from the bible to read on the Piers Morgan show and it brings Andy Kaufman levels of unease, except it’s not a bit.

Couldn’t find just the interview, so you gotta put up with a YT know-it-all, but still worth a watch if you want to see a shitty human fail miserably:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gSJ-3K5m4Js

Morgan looks at the camera like it’s an episode of “The Office”

Russell Brand, Piers Morgan React To Viral Bible Verse Search
YouTube

Russell Brand, Piers Morgan React To Viral Bible Verse Search

Graeme ONeil

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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Apr 26, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town

Watched a movie called “You Were Never Really Here”. Such a dark, bleak and terribly unhappy film. Strong performance by Joaquin Phoenix. Good movie. Need a shower after watching.

Edit: want to add that the soundtrack is amazing. The album is on Deezer. Gonna throw that on at bed time!

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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Apr 26, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town
Replying to @Unabart@dobbs.town
Furthermore, crippling orndisabling app options based on participation of in app notifications, or otherwise declining to be marketed to, is subject to the same terms.
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: @Unabart@dobbs.town · Apr 26, 2026
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. SubGenius. Professional button pusher. I don’t care what you want to do or be. Don’t make it a problem for me and I’ll respect your choices. Don’t harm anyone that didn’t ask for it. Shit’s so much easier this way. Former American, Current German, Future Spaniard.

dobbs.town

Under my rule, it will be illegal to use the excuse of downloading a software update as an opportunity to re-enable some or all push notifications. The end user’s choices must be respected with each update. In fact, let me take it a step further and, by law, push notifications are disabled aside from one notice during app install or initial launch that give a you a reminder that this is an option. Quit treating every user as a marketing opportunity.

Punishement: execution

That outta fix it.

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