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Holly Schilling

@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt
  • Open on tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

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Joined November 18, 2022
Blog:
https://eventuallywrong.com

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TheCodeLorax
Holly Schilling @TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt · Aug 04, 2026
Holly Schilling
@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @brzuchal@phpc.social
@brzuchal@phpc.social I agree there is a need here. I went a different way with my proposals after 8.6 goes out: Generics with Value Structs. Value Structs are CoW, so mutability is a function of the declaring scope.
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Holly Schilling @TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt · Jul 28, 2026
Holly Schilling
@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

tech.lgbt
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@Heidi/116995093263843784
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Holly Schilling @TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt · Jul 24, 2026
Holly Schilling
@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @Crell@phpc.social
@Crell@phpc.social But my true thoughts and words get me in trouble for being tactless…
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Holly Schilling @TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt · Jul 24, 2026
Holly Schilling
@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @Crell@phpc.social
@Crell@phpc.social I always thought your closet looked like this.
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Holly Schilling @TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt · Jul 23, 2026
Holly Schilling
@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @asgrim@phpc.social
@asgrim@phpc.social Let me tell you about Monomorphized Generics… (coming in 9.0) https://eventuallywrong.com/php9/generics
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Holly Schilling @TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt · Jul 23, 2026
Holly Schilling
@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @zeriyoshi@phpc.social
@zeriyoshi@phpc.social I started building a demo library showing off some of my proposals in action. It’s still a work in progress and rapidly maturing, but it is worth taking a look at for an example. https://github.com/betterpractice/nineline
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Holly Schilling @TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt · Jul 21, 2026
Holly Schilling
@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @Crell@phpc.social
@Crell@phpc.social I want to agree with this, but it’s demonstrably not true, and there is no better proof of this than what I’ve been doing with PHP Internals lately. People are more receptive to criticism and new ideas when it is phrased politely, constructively, and delicately. AI is far better at this than me, in part due to it not having an ego. It can fairly assess other proposals and weigh differences between them. Sadly, AI-generated responses tend to be met with hostility when they are detected, even when they are correct. I suspect it is a form of uncanny valley combined with the person feeling devalued that the human didn’t spend the time to write the response themselves. Ironically, the wall of text from AI is a more complete and accurate answer in most contexts.
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Holly Schilling @TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt · Jul 21, 2026
Holly Schilling
@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @outofcontrol@phpc.social
@outofcontrol@phpc.social Thank you for being the only HONEST person here. We all do dumb things while learning. It’s part of the process.
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Holly Schilling @TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt · Jul 20, 2026
Holly Schilling
@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @ramsey@phpc.social
@ramsey@phpc.social We all laugh and make fun of Claude for that, but many of us (myself included) have done the same at one point or another.
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Holly Schilling @TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt · Jul 17, 2026
Holly Schilling
@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @ramsey@phpc.social
@ramsey@phpc.social We need a working group to discuss the possibility of working groups.
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Holly Schilling @TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt · Jul 11, 2026
Holly Schilling
@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @heiglandreas@phpc.social
@heiglandreas@phpc.social Gray is a color. Grey is a colour.
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Holly Schilling @TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt · Jul 10, 2026
Holly Schilling
@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @luana@wetdry.world
@luana@wetdry.world this is the nerdiest opening sentence I’ve ever read… and I love it.
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Holly Schilling @TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt · Jul 06, 2026
Holly Schilling
@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @shanselman@hachyderm.io
@shanselman@hachyderm.io So many people have Smart Doorbells that’s don’t work, I’ve started becoming one of these people that calls from the porch. It literally happened to me today at my neighbor’s house.
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Holly Schilling @TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt · Jul 02, 2026
Holly Schilling
@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

tech.lgbt
RE: https://phpc.social/@phpc_tv/116851920030397745 I got used to the sound of my own voice on recordings a while ago. It’s still weird to see myself on video. Go check out PHPC.TV!
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phpc.tv @phpc_tv@phpc.social
Wow, since we launched less than 6 months ago, we passed 3,000 videos hosted on https://phpc.tv (1.6 TB!) Come watch videos about PHP. If your favorite PHP content creator isn't there, invite them to join the community!
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Holly Schilling @TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt · May 11, 2026
Holly Schilling
@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @atpfm@mastodon.social
@atpfm@mastodon.social Alternative Title: Adapting Your Dog to Liquid Glass
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Holly Schilling @TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt · Apr 03, 2026
Holly Schilling
@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @SwampYankee@mastodon.social
@SwampYankee@mastodon.social @atpfm@mastodon.social Don’t mind me eating popcorn, waiting for this drama to explode.
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Holly Schilling @TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt · Apr 03, 2026
Holly Schilling
@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @atpfm@mastodon.social
@atpfm@mastodon.social Nagging as a Service? 😂
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Holly Schilling @TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt · Apr 01, 2026
Holly Schilling
@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @upgrade@relayfm.social
@upgrade I just finished the entire episode and I wanted to give you some feedback. I heard in your voice how much both of you enjoyed doing this episode and it was an interesting episode. It was a distinctly non-Upgrade episode and it wasn’t to my taste. Despite that, I would still encourage you to have a few episodes like this throughout the year. Every episode doesn’t have to be for everyone and getting the opportunity to listen to something different is good, even if at the end I decide that episode wasn’t for me. In summary, keep making content that you both enjoy making because it shows.
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Holly Schilling @TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt · Jan 23, 2023
Holly Schilling
@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @ethicsinbricks@mastodon.online
@ethicsinbricks@mastodon.online I hate sounding US-centric, but could you make a version of the calendar for the US? By that, I mean US-holidays, Sunday-Saturday layout, etc?
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Holly Schilling @TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt · Nov 21, 2022
Holly Schilling
@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @ChrisPirillo@mastodon.social
@ChrisPirillo@mastodon.social I’m using the standard iOS Mastodon app. I have tried to tap on everything possible, but can’t seem to figure it out.
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Holly Schilling @TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt · Nov 21, 2022
Holly Schilling
@TheCodeLorax@tech.lgbt

Tortured Code Poet. I speak for the Binary Trees.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @ChrisPirillo@mastodon.social
@ChrisPirillo@mastodon.social How do I follow a hashtag? I can’t figure it out on iOS.
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