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@notthatdelta@furry.engineer
@notthatdelta@furry.engineer I've never been one for dating, but I'll scratch your ears and wish you luck with it.
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Selden
@SeldenOtter@blimps.xyz
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An otter who enjoys the larger side of things, and poking some good-natured fun at others who are big and/or puffy. Don't mind a little blushing about being large, I'm just being me.
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Joined February 20, 2024
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@garfieldairlines@derg.social
@garfieldairlines@derg.social I still remember when After Dark was a set of screensavers.
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@rkniner@yiff.life
@rkniner@yiff.life You'll just have to fill the space with something else.
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@Korawolfsrain@meow.social
@Korawolfsrain@meow.social Yeah, moles can really dig in and conquer territory.
I had a mole screening today. It came back negative, still an otter.
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@Bwee@meow.social
@Bwee What lettuce does a cool dude use for salad? Bromaine.
What other vegetable does a cool dude eat? Broccoli.
@Metaph@dragon.style Your "hugging less than 20 kobolds at once" form.
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@yksteldus@squawk.social
@yksteldus@squawk.social The one drive I want to have my documents on is the one in the computer, thanks.
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@maddy@thegayagenda.fans
@maddy I pun at people, but have trouble posting anything if I don't see a statement I can reply to with wordplay.
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@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
@volpeon I used AIM right up to the day they killed it. It was a good instant messenger.