Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
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@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
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Joined April 09, 2024
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It/THAT THING! THAT HORRIBLE THING!
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Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Replying to
@mazigazi@dobbs.town
@mazigazi@dobbs.town whos this?
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
since there might not be a wednesday dvival due to my infirmity, heres an update
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
If anyone finds out who invented our healthcare system let me know so I can kick them in the testicles
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Replying to
@Twisted666@dobbs.town
@Twisted666@dobbs.town I play guitar in bass but it's mostly just power cords cuz that's all I can play. So the rest is electronic. DAWS and synths ECT
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Replying to
@Twisted666@dobbs.town
@Twisted666@dobbs.town Oh shit! Thank so so much !
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
YouTube Version
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Who wants to join me Wednesday afternoon on TikTok for a live sermon and test pilot for my Sub-G 700 club type show?
Don't have one?
make one, ignore the slop, and find "@jakethefuckbringer"
or "Sub-Genius Of Denver"
@jakethefuckbringer@www.tiktok.com.
I'll give a more exact time later today.
Don't know how to use TikTok?
Its ok. Neither do i, thats why I'm testing this before i make any promises
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Replying to
@anon_opin@mastodon.social
@anon_opin i think this is a reasonable solution
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Replying to
@negative@dobbs.town
@negative@dobbs.town Dope af! very hypnotic. I'm a big fan of simple electronic compositions myself. Sometimes, less is more.
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Slack Radio touched me where I pee
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Now that this music shit is out of the way, i can give writing and pouring my soul out a fuckin rest, focus on actually improving my guitar playing, and im now free to persue other art! while my art collective gets ready,
It's time to do some more "Bob" focused shit. Play more with my visual/perfromance art side.
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Replying to
@onan@dobbs.town
@onan love the fuckin Vandals!
"Everyone knows that skinheads
Skinheads aren't allowed
In mohawk town"
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
The only footage I managed to get of my street preaching
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Replying to
@mstiemisty@dobbs.town
@mstiemisty@dobbs.town sake varies WILDLY..
The cheap kind tastes harsh.
The pricier stuff tastes almost fruity
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Pretty productive vacation .
Danced with cute girls at a goth show, released a record, killed 2 cases of beer, a bottle of bourbon, a bottle of sake, an oz of weed, 3 cans of nitrous, and some shrooms.
Brought souls to "Bob" and had a pretty bitchin jack off sesh or two.
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Gave out EVERY SINGLE PAMPHLET TONIGHT
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
I will be preaching and handing out pamplets at the Denver Art Walk TONIGHT!
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Replying to
@Ferg@dobbs.town
@Ferg@dobbs.town i listened to slck radio while trippin the other night and had the time of my life!
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Its Out NOW. 100% human music. NO AI. Just raw shitty post punk made by a guy who can just barley play.
https://open.spotify.com/album/5uO2arXKCunXnY9Iz8zyLH?si=uhG7mc_GSFazVRKGxAhV5w
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
So it says it's finished processing but i can't find it anywhere yet. Here's the hype page.
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/pineappledodgeball/post-junk-for-acid-punks
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
I just injected a WHOLE MARIIJUANA, am I gonna die?
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
DRINK!
FECK ARSE!
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
THIS IS THE U.N.
WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED
COME OUT AND DRINK YOUR CORN SYRUP
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
I got rid of all the ai Jesus slop in my tick tock feed and now it's all AI Satan slop.
God fucking damn it
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Repeal the laws of physics.
They are against my religious beliefs and a form of discrimination
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
voodoo ranger G Force 11% abv.
Honestly?
Terrible .
It was nasty, too strong and gave me a headache.
I like voodoo ranger but I'll stick to juice force.
11 is just too much
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Just thinking of the pinks getting burned alive with death rays, revived, and then burned again just for funsies, makes me FUCKING MOIST
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
When X Day cums, so will I.
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Replying to
@johnhattan@dobbs.town
@johnhattan YEP! Although truly, we needed some moisture.
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Yet another assassination attempt on your humble narrator, courtesy of THE CONSPIRACY.
NICE TRY WITH THAT SNOW YOU SONS OF BITCHES!
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
I frankly don't wanna live past 50-60 ish.
I'm young yet. I got a few more decades before I get bored. But the more I see, I'm just like,
Man I'd rather go out crashing the car instead of waiting for it to rust.
Maybe I'm wrong, but living for the long haul just don't seem worth the effort, especially when you're single and won't have any family by that point.
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Have a listen to a rough demo of "Short Duration Personal Savior"!
"I've got a pipe full of frop"
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Here have YET ANOTHER BOBSONG
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
I may have just written one of my best songs yet,
"Short Duration Personal Savior"
I've got
A reason to live
And if I don't I got some ways to die
I've got
A reason to give
$40 to some fucking guy
I've got
A problem with cops
Why won't they let me have any fun
I've got
A Pipe full of frop
And when I take a hit I meet my
Short duration personal savior
Short duration personal savior
Short duration personal savior
Short duration personal savior
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
would yall be down help me with a small project?
I'd like to make a "modern" SubsGenius ad, in the style of He Gets Us, Scientology, LDS.
The premise is simple.
"Bob Is"
"Bob" is the Black goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young.
"Bob" is Heaven's One True Policeman.
"Bob" is the gun and you are the bullet.
ect ect
Clips of us desribing "Bob"
just a modern take on that old passage.
short and to the point. what say you yeti?
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
I'll take my balls
and i'll stick em in plaster
I gotta way to get to heaven faster
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is the living slack master
Take my word, imma cool youth pastor
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
"Bob" Please wake up now.
I belive that Heroin Bob, was one of the manifestations of our lord. Behold here his martyrdom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi4QJReVWhE&list=RDqi4QJReVWhE&start_radio=1
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Don't blame me, I voted for "Bob"
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
Replying to
@RevXenoFact@dobbs.town
@RevXenoFact This man is a HyperGlorp
Rev.Klaus Mondo
@RevKlausMondo@dobbs.town
Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
dobbs.town
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