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Motivational doomer, aspiring pirate, and thought leader. World-renowned avoider of restaurants and public indoor spaces. Cowering omnipotent neurodivergent hermit living in fear without fucks left to give. *I screen my followers. I will only approve your request to follow if you have a post and reply history.
Motivational doomer, aspiring pirate, and thought leader. World-renowned avoider of restaurants and public indoor spaces. Cowering omnipotent neurodivergent hermit living in fear without fucks left to give. *I screen my followers. I will only approve your request to follow if you have a post and reply history.
Motivational doomer, aspiring pirate, and thought leader. World-renowned avoider of restaurants and public indoor spaces. Cowering omnipotent neurodivergent hermit living in fear without fucks left to give. *I screen my followers. I will only approve your request to follow if you have a post and reply history.
Motivational doomer, aspiring pirate, and thought leader. World-renowned avoider of restaurants and public indoor spaces. Cowering omnipotent neurodivergent hermit living in fear without fucks left to give. *I screen my followers. I will only approve your request to follow if you have a post and reply history.
Motivational doomer, aspiring pirate, and thought leader. World-renowned avoider of restaurants and public indoor spaces. Cowering omnipotent neurodivergent hermit living in fear without fucks left to give. *I screen my followers. I will only approve your request to follow if you have a post and reply history.
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One of my favourite things to ferment lately: mirepoix. I had a bunch of celery that wasn't going to last much longer, so this is how I saved it. Thus is super useful for soups and pasta sauces with a lot more complexity in flavour than unfermented mirepoix. I basically ferment it until I need it, then throw the remainder in the fridge, but 2 weeks is probably a good rule of thumb.
This one is 1/3 onion, 1/3 celery, and 1/3 carrot, plus a sweet pepper, mixed with 2% salt by weight.
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Are polls on Mastodon an accurate representation of reality?
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Well that's kinda cool. My confirmation bias tells me this is definitely true. No need to further critically analyze the study because I love kimchi and fermentation.
"Kimchi enhanced intercellular signaling mediated by antigen-presenting cells, increased antigen uptake, and promoted the upregulation of MHC class II-related genes through the JAK/STAT1-CIITA axis. Single-cell trajectory analysis revealed accelerated CD4+ T cell differentiation toward effector and regulatory phenotypes, whereas CD8+ T cells, B cells, and NK cells remained stable, indicating preserved systemic immune homeostasis. In summary, 12 weeks of kimchi dietary intervention enhanced antigen presentation and remodeled CD4+ T cells without broad systemic activation, providing single-cell evidence of kimchi-induced dietary immunomodulation in humans."
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I don't ascribe to the belief that millennials look young for their age but, if I did, it would be in the same sense as how mummies look young for their age.
We're pickled, folx.
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Listeria and lead, everywhere.
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The last time I rented a physical movie was in, like, 2012. The modern techno hellscape is barely even a teenager.
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Everyone says that apples are the most effective means of repelling doctors but you should see how fast most of them run away when they see you in an N95.
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I fucking HATE recipes that say shit like "2 carrots" instead of providing the amount in grams.
A CARROT IS NOT A UNIT OF MEASUREMENT, SUSAN
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Saw a video a while back about a guy who continuously ordered anvils from Amazon and then returned them, just because they were the most expensive thing for Amazon to ship.
Not all heroes wear capes.
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Fun fact: You can plant sunflower seeds intended as bird seed. You can also plant flax, beans, and chia from the grocery store. It's a super cheap way to garden chaotically, even in places that aren't necessarily yours...
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Saying that wearing a mask is too great a burden for the measly benefit of
*checks notes*
not killing people
has some real "can we please turn off the walk signal sounds for the blind because I don't like the sounds," energy.
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I know I haven't posted fermentation pictures lately but I still feel a need to rant:
Learning to ferment food has been a huge money-saver for me and I wish I knew about it when I was a broke student. It makes it much easier to buy veggies in bulk and it helps avoid waste when I find I'm not going to use something before it goes bad. Jars are the biggest investment, which you can often pick up for free.
Last night, I started fermenting a big batch of asparagus because I realized I wasn't going to use it. I made a big batch of miropoix a while back after chopping too many onions and use it like I do normal miropoix in my cooking and it adds a whole other layer of complexity to my meals. Last summer, I pickled all our green tomatoes at the end of the season and ate them on salads.
It is honestly astounding how long things last after fermentation. I have fermented blueberries, fermented bush beans, fermented cilantro-mint paste, and fermented garlic scape paste in my fridge, still, from last summer. And, unlike canning, fermentation actually makes nutrients MORE bioavailable than they are when veggies are fresh.
It's safe, too. Lacto-fermentation of vegetables is generally accepted as being safer than eating raw vegetables, even.
Anyway, that's my plug for #fermentation. You should try it.
As always, I'm happy to help if people have questions.