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Nigel James

@Njames@phpc.social
mastodon 4.6.6
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Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder

Passionate about #php :php: but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math

I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python :python: , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba.

Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

235 Followers
387 Following
20 Posts
Joined November 05, 2022
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/njames
LinkedIn:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/nigeljames/
GitHub:
https://github.com/njames

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Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social · Jul 30, 2026
Nigel James
@Njames@phpc.social

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder Passionate about #php :php: but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python :python: , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba. Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

phpc.social
I love it when the last day of the month ends on the last day of the work week.
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Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social · Jul 01, 2026
Nigel James
@Njames@phpc.social

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder Passionate about #php :php: but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python :python: , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba. Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

phpc.social
Replying to @terry@phpc.social
@terry@phpc.social interesting ... do you every type out an angry email or post and then delete it and walk away from the keyboard?
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Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social · Jun 30, 2026
Nigel James
@Njames@phpc.social

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder Passionate about #php :php: but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python :python: , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba. Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

phpc.social
Replying to @Njames@phpc.social
https://pestphp.com/docs/pest-v4-is-here-now-with-browser-testing#:~:text=Playwright%2Dbased%20%E2%80%94%20modern%2C%20fast%2C%20and%20reliable Link to doco on using #playwright in #pest For reference
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Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social · Jun 30, 2026
Nigel James
@Njames@phpc.social

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder Passionate about #php :php: but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python :python: , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba. Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

phpc.social
Replying to @outofcontrol@phpc.social
@outofcontrol@phpc.social it should be the word of the year
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Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social · Jun 30, 2026
Nigel James
@Njames@phpc.social

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder Passionate about #php :php: but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python :python: , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba. Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

phpc.social
Replying to @sarah@phpc.social
@sarah@phpc.social yeah it really sucks. Hopefully the mid-terms can course correct the US. Carney has really stood up for Canada.
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Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social · Jun 30, 2026
Nigel James
@Njames@phpc.social

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder Passionate about #php :php: but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python :python: , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba. Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

phpc.social
Replying to @dseguy@phpc.social
@dseguy@phpc.social Nice list, Nice host. Also I like the "Hosted in Europe, we welcome the world." which reads like "Hosted in Europe, we wont be compelled by US authorities to give up your data."
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Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social · Jun 30, 2026
Nigel James
@Njames@phpc.social

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder Passionate about #php :php: but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python :python: , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba. Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

phpc.social
Replying to @shaedrich@mastodon.online
@shaedrich@mastodon.online Oh yes I know that it was comment about the lack of PHP on Playwright's marketing page. As I recall Pest uses playwright under the hood.
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Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social · Jun 30, 2026
Nigel James
@Njames@phpc.social

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder Passionate about #php :php: but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python :python: , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba. Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

phpc.social
https://playwright.dev/ what really bugs me is #PHP being left out of things like this: "Any browser. Any platform. Chromium, Firefox, and WebKit on Linux, macOS, and Windows. Headless and headed. Also available for Python, .NET, and Java." why no #php
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Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social · Jun 29, 2026
Nigel James
@Njames@phpc.social

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder Passionate about #php :php: but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python :python: , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba. Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

phpc.social
RE: https://phpc.social/@Synchro/116827335561442059 🎷 🎷 🎷 🎷 🎷 5 out of 5 saxaphones
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Marcus Bointon @Synchro@phpc.social
After something of a hiatus, it's time for a new song! I wrote this fun, happy, slightly suggestive pop/funk track (think Maroon 5 or Bruno Mars) for my wife 🥰 Have a listen (especially to that awesome sax solo), and please spread the joy! https://marcus.bointon.com/you-make-me-smile/
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Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social · Jun 29, 2026
Nigel James
@Njames@phpc.social

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder Passionate about #php :php: but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python :python: , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba. Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

phpc.social
Replying to @Synchro@phpc.social
@Synchro@phpc.social @afilina@phpc.social boosting your new song right now ;)
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Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social · May 28, 2026
Nigel James
@Njames@phpc.social

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder Passionate about #php :php: but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python :python: , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba. Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

phpc.social

I know you might use "red leather yellow leather" to warm up your voice.

Here is an alternative (mandatory for all speakers at PHP tek)

@Njames@phpc.social

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Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social · Mar 16, 2026
Nigel James
@Njames@phpc.social

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder Passionate about #php :php: but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python :python: , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba. Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

phpc.social

RE: @SocketSecurity@fosstodon.org

🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 WOOHOO!🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉

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Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social · Feb 17, 2026
Nigel James
@Njames@phpc.social

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder Passionate about #php :php: but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python :python: , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba. Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

phpc.social

RE: @Njames@phpc.social

In the spirit of this I would love to hear someone say :

"I am not going to mince my words here, ..."

and have a dot matrix printer printing out the speech in real time and have them fed into a cross-cut shredder.

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Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social · Feb 17, 2026
Nigel James
@Njames@phpc.social

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder Passionate about #php :php: but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python :python: , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba. Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

phpc.social
Replying to @ellisgl@phpc.social

@ellisgl

"Let us be absolutely clear"

Anything I am about to say is bound to be obfuscated

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Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social · Feb 16, 2026
Nigel James
@Njames@phpc.social

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder Passionate about #php :php: but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python :python: , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba. Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

phpc.social
Replying to @ellisgl@phpc.social
@ellisgl @derickr does that mean all #arduino 's are going to be kitted out with snapdragons now? and what are the TOS changes?
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Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social · Feb 05, 2026
Nigel James
@Njames@phpc.social

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder Passionate about #php :php: but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python :python: , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba. Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

phpc.social

Hey @Synchro@phpc.social :wave:

Someone is promoting your music on bluesky

https://bsky.app/profile/raphinou.bsky.social/post/3me4r4tmx7c2c

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Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social · Jan 18, 2026
Nigel James
@Njames@phpc.social

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder Passionate about #php :php: but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python :python: , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba. Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

phpc.social

@phpc_tv@phpc.social I am getting

An error occurred during a connection to phpc.tv. PR_CONNECT_RESET_ERROR

on the website

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Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social · Oct 04, 2024
Nigel James
@Njames@phpc.social

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder Passionate about #php :php: but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python :python: , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba. Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

phpc.social
Replying to @hbuchel@hachyderm.io
@hbuchel@hachyderm.io My pleasure Have a great day ☀️
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Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social · Oct 03, 2024
Nigel James
@Njames@phpc.social

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder Passionate about #php :php: but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python :python: , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba. Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

phpc.social
Replying to @hbuchel@hachyderm.io
@hbuchel@hachyderm.io Sucks to be looking for work but I found one of you longer form pieces from your blog today and have shared far and wide. All the best with the job hunt
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Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social · Nov 06, 2022
Nigel James
@Njames@phpc.social

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder Passionate about #php :php: but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python :python: , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba. Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

phpc.social
Replying to @kpwags@mastodon.social
@kpwags@mastodon.social @rachelandrew@mastodon.social hello
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