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Birchenstein

@MrBirch@beige.party
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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻

Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW.

Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni.

Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic.

Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists

Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.
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Annoyed:
Shocked at how uneducated so many Americans are, to believe the BS the Right is spewing. But, I grew up in that environment so I can’t be too surprised.
Liberal:
I believe society has a moral responsibility to support ALL of us, regardless of the color of our skin, the language we speak, whether we worship a god or not, who we love and how we identify ourselves. Healthcare is a right, not a privilege.
Pragmatist:
Forward progress matters most of all. Sometimes it’s slow, sideways or even a step back. The goal is what matters. Perfect is often the enemy of a good start.
Music:
In no order: Ambient, Techno, Alternative (whatever that means), New Wave, Jazz, Neo Classical (see Alternative), KEXP.org, other stuff, NOT Country

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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · 1d ago
@wendinoakland @VeroniqueB99
+1 for Team Beige. I’m just an intern but you would be royalty or something.
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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · 5d ago

I’ve seen many posts about how Musk has driven X’s value into the ground, wasting $44B.

I don’t think he cares. In his head, he’s going to be a trillionaire — what he spent on Twitter was pocket lint to him.

What a douchebag.
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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · 5d ago
@cstross And probably with laundered Russian money.
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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · 6d ago

Two thoughts:
— I wish they’d train the model on the SNL skits that mocked him. We might get a better outcome.
— Please, please, please turn the clone loose on the financials and let it run the business into the ground.

#fuckmeta
https://www.theverge.com/tech/910990/meta-ceo-mark-zuckerberg-ai-clone
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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · 6d ago

So nobody gets paid on X anymore? It’s all garbage clickbait.

From The Guardian. #x
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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · 6d ago

Can’t wait for the Eastside “missing link” to be complete.
#seattle #bicycling
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Tour of old Bellevue train trestle shows the challenges of a makeover

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/transportation/the-trouble-of-turning-an-old-eastside-train-trestle-into-a-trail/
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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · Apr 13, 2026

I baked another batch of my blueberry raisin pecan oat bran muffins today (AKA my fiber bombs). I don’t bake much (my wife is the master) but this is one of my few specialties. Content with an accomplishment on an otherwise lazy day.
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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · Apr 12, 2026

David Byrne is late ……

#coachella
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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · Apr 12, 2026

Not surprised. Fuck. https://mstdn.social/@Free_Press/116389192461721503
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Aure Free Press :verified:: "BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨 Vice President JD Vance in a d…" - Mastodon 🐘

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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · Apr 12, 2026

Watching Nine Inch Noize at Coachella. That’s dystopia done right. 🖤🖤🖤
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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · Apr 11, 2026

I’ve been wearing flannel for years. Who knew I was a fashionista? 🤦‍♂️

#theguardian #flannel
https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2026/apr/11/casual-without-being-sloppy-why-flannel-shirts-are-making-a-comeback?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · Apr 11, 2026
@bsletten
And remember, multiple Goose shows are not a Geese show, because that’s a different band. 😂

I crack my self up. I’ll leave now.
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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · Apr 07, 2026
@bsletten I will die on this hill: I think “She Sells Sanctuary” is the best rock song ever. It is clearly of its time, but it holds up so well. It’s long been on a number of my playlists.
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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · Apr 07, 2026
@theropologist I see it periodically. I’m primarily using Ivory on a relatively new iPad with lots of memory.

I see it on TL thumbnails as well as the zoom. Oddly, I click on the thumbnail and, just before it drills into the toot, the thumbnail flashes in. Same going back, if the zoom hasn’t loaded.

One more anecdote. A few times I’ve seen it, the source was a Pixelfed account. May be coincidence but I saw it enough that it’s worth considering.
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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · Apr 05, 2026

Wilson protecting the perimeter. One half of our latest dog sit.

#dogs #dogsofmastodon
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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · Apr 05, 2026
@maxleibman I’ve done similar. A colleague and I went to an industry event where we were registered through our company. That event allowed you to day of registration, for a nominal cost.

We left and re-registered under LLCs we each separately had. Much easier to get competitors to talk to us and demo their products. No NDA level info but good to hear how they talk about their products
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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · Apr 01, 2026
@bsletten OK, that was impressive.

But WTAF — how can anyone not know Bohemian Rhapsody? What the hell are they teaching these kids?
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@MrBirch@beige.party · Mar 19, 2026

When the Index lists itself in the index.

#AwkwardBookMoments
#HashtagGames
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@MrBirch@beige.party · Mar 18, 2026

A chink in the Putin armor? We can only hope.

#putin #russia #warcriminal

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/18/pro-kremlin-loyalist-turns-on-putin-ilya-remeslo-russia
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@MrBirch@beige.party · Mar 14, 2026

India-no-place, IN

#EggCornALocation
#HashtagGames
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@MrBirch@beige.party

🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party

🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · Feb 28, 2026
@bsletten @DanielSuarez
Going to reread it now.
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MrBirch
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@MrBirch@beige.party

🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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Birchenstein
Birchenstein
@MrBirch@beige.party

🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · Feb 28, 2026

#seattle
Had a very Seattle moment today. We’re at the Fauntleroy ferry terminal, in line to take a ferry to Vashon Island. Traffic was lined up along the road, as designed.

A pickup passes us on the left, in the main lane. They get about 4 cars past us and tried to cut in. The dude he tried to cut in front of got out of his truck and was pissed. After going back and forth a bit, the line cutter backups, turns around and peels off. A traffic cop to direct the flow showed up a moment later, so I suspect that finally spooked the guy.

Behind us, the same thing played out again with a dipshit in a Tesla trying to cut in. They too got yelled at by others in line. And the cop was then looking for other line cutters.

Don’t fuck with the ferry traffic line. No one will have sympathy for you.
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MrBirch
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@MrBirch@beige.party

🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party

🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · Feb 26, 2026

Adventures in Failure
— MC 900 Ft Jesus

#BlameASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
#noeffort

https://youtu.be/evXhpHvUzZ4
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@MrBirch@beige.party

🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party

🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · Feb 26, 2026

Creep
— Prince, covering Radiohead

#BlameASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
#noeffort

https://youtu.be/NFXZNt4oLkE
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@MrBirch@beige.party

🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party

🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · Feb 26, 2026

Don’t Touch Me There
— The Tubes

#BlameASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames
#noeffort

https://youtu.be/0w-HpBPJC1I
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@MrBirch@beige.party

🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party

🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · Feb 24, 2026

#tech #surveillance
I’m glad someone is doing this, but this is just the next arms race. How long before Meta starts to make it harder to detect or a 3rd party jailbreaks the glasses to further push tech into privacy invasion territory.

https://www.404media.co/this-app-warns-you-if-someone-is-wearing-smart-glasses-nearby/
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@MrBirch@beige.party

🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party

🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻 Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW. Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni. Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic. Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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@MrBirch@beige.party · Feb 21, 2026

Sadly, these days, when you say "Fucking Idiot", no ever responds with "Which one?". We all know, there's only one.
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