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Alexander

@Liffonmelsmork@beige.party
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Joined November 27, 2024

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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · Aug 05, 2026
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How loud you're being in a library is measured by the Dewey Decibel System
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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · Jul 24, 2026
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Brown paper packages dragged from a pond These are the things of which I'm not so fond
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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · Jul 17, 2026
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Boosted by Furbland's Very Family-Friendly Account™ @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Jar Jar Banksy
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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · Jul 16, 2026
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I bought this today and, using my highly evolved and resourceful simian brain, have taken to using the foily-seal bit from a Pringles tube as a bookmark
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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · May 12, 2026
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"Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys, you wanky weirdo?"

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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · May 05, 2026
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Replying to @SanjoSez@urbanists.social
@SanjoSez Ah, thanks very much!
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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · May 05, 2026
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Replying to @CAman@connectop.us
@CAman Thank you! 🪕
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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · May 04, 2026
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With little context: I needed a spooky selfie posthaste, I panicked

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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · May 03, 2026
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❌🗑️
This photo of your bum will remain in Recently Deleted for 30 days

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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · Apr 30, 2026
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My "microwave safe" plate just exploded in the microwave, I'll never trust a dish again
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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · Apr 28, 2026
Alexander
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Oh when the snakes
come wrigglin' in
Oh when the snakes come wrigglin' in

I wanna be
up a ladder

When the snakes come wrigglin' in

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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · Apr 24, 2026
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🎶 If you tolerate chicks
Hen, your children will be eggs 🎶

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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · Apr 06, 2026
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QUIZ SHOW HOST: Who shot JFK?

ME: *drunk, slamming my pint on the buzzer* Haley Joel Osment

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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · Apr 01, 2026
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The closest I've had to kissing passionately in the rain is trying to tear open a Wagon Wheel with my teeth in the shower

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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · Mar 18, 2026
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Replying to @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party
Went from Cornwall to London and back again today, just to see the ancient Egyptian exhibits at the British Museum, and well well well, look who's there
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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · Mar 17, 2026
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Look upon my works, ye mighty, and their alt text

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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · Mar 12, 2026
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Livin' la vida biscuits

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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · Feb 28, 2026
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Replying to @Eetschrijver@mastodon.social
@Eetschrijver ❤️🤘
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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · Feb 18, 2026
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Love me like a neighbour loves power tools

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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · Aug 18, 2025
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We don't have to take our
clothes off
to have a bath time
oh wait

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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · May 17, 2025
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“It’s not a competition,” I say, louder than you

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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · May 08, 2025
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Lose weight by removing all of your bones and living it up in a bucket
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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · Dec 27, 2024
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Replying to @airwhale@beige.party
@airwhale Aw, thanks very much! 👋
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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · Dec 26, 2024
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Replying to @book@beige.party
@book
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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · Dec 26, 2024
Alexander
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Replying to @wendinoakland@beige.party
@wendinoakland 👋 Lovely to be here!
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Alexander @Liffonmelsmork@beige.party · Nov 27, 2024
Alexander
@Liffonmelsmork@beige.party

Nephew of a Blue Peter badge winner

beige.party

Hello new server! 👋

I'm the kind of idiot who brings a banjo to your beige.party

#introduction

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