LemmyKnowsBest

Agree because it’s a real mental illness that some people are tornented with, and that word should not be thrown around playfully. The word I didn’t love from OOP was “unironically.” I truly don’t love that word.

FOUR signatures?! Wow, I have never seen so few signatures on a causeworthy well-written petition before 🫨

Are they trustworthy? I tend to ignore everything that advertises itself.

You should wash the dishes no matter what. You live there. Clean up after yourself.

I hope this doesn’t mean that he treats his dog the same way he treats his gf 🍆🍑

If this is even real, at least OOP learned a lot in this relationship, so if the relationship ever ends (because the gf found the post and was horrified to discover not only that bf had been treating her like a DOG, but he also told the entire world about it but didn’t tell HER), at least he kinda knows a little bit better how to treat a woman.

I’ve already been down that rabbit hole. You’re just gonna have to go down it yourself if you want to know the answer to your question.

Well I’m a girl so the only way I can identify with this is as a teenager my brother’s bedroom was plastered in sticky smelly rotting yellow crust everywhere and he never cleaned, he lived in squalor, that’s why I feel so strongly about this topic of cumming on carpet, I recommend against people doing that. Because gross.

Here are some fun links to expound on some things I said ☺️ youtu.be/ryFj0brcNEA youtube.com/shorts/ypSvnEtZenE youtu.be/daGi-lI3wiU youtu.be/daGi-lI3wiU youtu.be/fMxjIyiso7U The one where she says she’s a literal witch, time stamp 27:13 youtu.be/dEp1T8GKWaI but you won’t find it satisfying because she included no context and she did not explain anything. Her interview goes on for a total of 90 minutes and she never really says much of anything, non-stop talking without saying much of anything at all. you know how celebrities are. Okay I’m tired now. it took me forever to find that timestamp, and I just worked a full day at work and have to work again all day tomorrow so 😴 Oh one more thing before I 😴, regarding being a method actress, one of her idols is Jim Carrey, he is a method actor too. That’s all I’ve got but just observe her over the years in all of her projects, she is a method actress. The cannibal quote from her brother, I’m sure you could find it as easily as I could, I’ll find it next time, but it also reminds me she said once if she could have lunch with any person living or dead, she sweetly said “Jeffrey Dahmer.”

So…is it a good thing, or a bad thing that it took TWO HOURS to evacuate the WTC after the fire alarm went off? Wait, I think I can answer my own question: Probably a bad thing that it took so long to evacuate but a “good” thing that asbestos 🤦🏼‍♀️ is fireproof , so the fire didn’t consume everything.

Is this real?? Seems to me all throughout the mediathe world trade center twin towers were teased about being destroyed since the day they were built.

Oof I’d leave that martyr shenanigan to someone else. My vehicle is everything to me and I would never intentionally damage it.

Yeah wasn’t he the one who got AIDS because of all of his sexual promiscuity in his prime?

I must’ve been desensitized at the age of 10 because that scene didn’t faze me much. The whole movie was friggin weird. I’m a girl. I think boys liked that movie more than girls did.

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Ton of heavy fabric and they’re made well with high quality stitching & details & the company hopefully pays their employees dignified living wages.

I didn't say anything about myself. I don't even have a doorknob on my car. OP does.

No, yours

And hands slathered in lotion

Pregnancy AND an abortion?? She’ll get TWICE as much attention 😄

Maybe that's how much cheese is consumed daily NATIONWIDE. Because even the most body-positive fat-fluencer couldn't choke down that much cheese in a 24-hour period.

When I think of New Orleans I think of Mardi Gras where I can flash my tiddies and earn colorful shiny strings of beads. But imagine my surprise when I realized I could buy colorful shiny beads at the Dollar Tree and not even have to travel to Louisiana and expose myself.

I don’t understand. “Prevents” is correct. But she said “forbids.”

My ex husband couldn’t hold conversations. He could only quote fragments of lines from movies & Simpsons & Futurama.

And that's why time travel is classified as science FICTION because the paradox would make the situation impossible, among all the other reasons time travel is impossible.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S‼️

It’s only safe to do in third-world countries.

He ran his fingers through her hair before putting down the magazine? Impossibly awkward. That’s how I knew your story was a lie.

Finally people are beginning to see the REAL Keanu. And bonus points to Keanu for inventing a new word.

WAR-shǝ-stir

Stop calling me a megalothian!

So chat GPT is basically just the Reddit search function we’ve all been asking for.

Relevant cockroach news Time stamp 8:47

And we were all forced to read it and analyze it as young freshman in high school. Why do schools fuck up our young minds like this?

Are you an alien from another planet?

Oh it’s called a honey dripper? This guy called it a syrup schlorper.

The beehive state. It figures.

It’s a stereotype, not necessarily documented in any encyclopedia. (Or maybe it is, I dunno ) But as a former gym rat I can attest that when lifting weights & doing reps in a gym* I’m not thinking of much because all my physical & mental energy are focused on the workouts, not even able to verbalize any of it. *However when RUNNING outdoors, tons of thoughts & ideas & innovations & productivities are flowing.

You would be accurate if you pronounced every syllable of the word uncomfortable. Americans are just lazy, not pronouncing every syllable. Nobody would look at you strangely if you pronounced every syllable of that word. It would just seem like you’re emphasizing HOW UNCOMFORTABLE you are if you pronounce every syllable of the word :-)

So many things. But for some reason the only one I can think of right now is in 2003 I wanted a memory foam mattress so urgently I could cry. We had no furniture whatsoever. But in retrospect I’m glad we didn’t get a mattress because everything is temporary and everything I’ve ever acquired has poofed into oblivion anyway. Best to live without. Poverty builds character. I guess.

Alternate outcome would be: No I’m not giving you $5. You need medical attention, I’m calling 911. Tweaker fakes back/neck injuries, your insurance & the hospital & the court system gets involved, the process drags on for years, you spend time in jail for hitting a pedestrian, your driver license gets suspended, your car insurance skyrockets, and on & on.

I posted this silly video as an inside joke for my daughter, Sarah. I posed in Cleveland eating a taco. For decades, and TOTALLY AS A JOKE, whenever I want to mention a place nobody wants to go, I say “Cleveland”. It goes back to the jokes in the comedy baseball movie Major League and the old Drew Cary TV show. Both are set in Cleveland and make jokes about the city. The other part of the inside joke is that don’t like to eat hard shell tacos. You bite into them and they crumble and leak all over you. I like the flavor, just not the eating experience. SO, it became 7 running joke between my daughter and It that the last thing I’d ever want to do is eat a taco in Cleveland. I personaly have nothing against Cleveland. I enjoyed myself while I was there. I did several other videos in Cleveland when I visited there in 2016. If tacos didn’t crumble, I’ I’d like them too. I eat lots of li burritos. I never explained what the inside joke was, because it was something only a very few people knew about. It is just me being silly. There are no hidden messages, or anything sexual intended in the video. As Peter Yarrow once told me about his song Puff The Magic Dragon, “It means exactly what it says it S.” FYl, Cleveland is named after Moses Cleaveland. One story on why the city’s name is spelled without an “1” is because a surveying crew misspelled the name on a map. The other story is the local newspaper deleted a letter in order to fit the name on the top of the newspaper. Thus a joke about a town that couldn’t spell its own name. I did a video on that, too,

I want to be friends with the people who come up with these hilarious captions. Because you know the meathead in that mirror selfie had absolutely nothing on his mind but his huge body that’s about to explode.

Amen to that. At first I was embarrassed and disappointed that my new car had absolutely no futuristic modern features whatsoever, just old-fashioned tactile knobs & buttons. But seeing all the Tesla & electric car fiascos & nonsense over the past year, I’m now ridiculously grateful for this basic vehicle I have.

Or, now hear me out, how about just memorize this abbreviation: WPK Better yet, how about just remember to bring your fookin wallet, phone, and keys every time you leave the house

Agree! I seem to add an extra “dedede” in there.

I have no idea what may happened happened to my smartphone after clicking that, but I did interrupt the download & abort the process.