Justbeep
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Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity!
I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year.
I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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21h ago
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
If you let the Trump steer your car
and he pulls your trailer to war,
Sing songs full if glee,
you're finally free
while falling so quick and so far.
#limerick #War
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Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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21h ago
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
The Trump thought of acting like Moses,
kept spilling bad words like big hoses.
The strait got no drought
when he spit them out,
and did not react on his proses.
#limerick #hormuz
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Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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1d ago
It wasn't the gardener this time ...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
When uncle Sam did rest in peace,
his auntie Trump tied up his knees.
"A hammer!", she cried.
With tiny hand's might,
she smashed his old face into grease.
#limerick
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Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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4d ago
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
The mission of Artemis 3
just skipped King Don's reality,
slipped on the happy path
to blissful aftermath
when trans-fats saved humanity.
#limerick #artemis #bliss
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Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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4d ago
@petergleick
... easier to answer after heartattacking midterms.
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Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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5d ago
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
As shampoo gave him too much fat,
the leader wears a funny hat.
Once on a student's game,
he 'won' it to his shame.
He's still not comprehending that!
#limerick #anointed
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Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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Apr 12, 2026
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
If you feel enormously chilled,
the pope might be threatened or killed,
in these scary times
refuse any crimes
and have some officials 'grilled'.
#limerick
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Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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Mar 25, 2026
@benroyce
@bridgeenjoyer @aho
If you look at most of your rights:
They come from your ancestors' fights!
They're looking at you,
so think what you'll do
to honor their blood and their lives.
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Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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Mar 25, 2026
@benroyce
My simple election reminder:
Do vote - even if for a blinder!
Think of want you may lose,
if you let others choose
'stead of passing your life through a grinder.
🤷
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@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de
Ignorance is not a bliss - it's a missed opportunity! I'm a street dog from Madagascar. Not entirely white. Not entirely (but mostly) friendly. Not afraid of the big dogs. Rarely bark at others - unless on duty. Learned to speak last year. I let my human do the work. He's into breaking 'software' (never smelt or tasted that), feeding and walking me ...
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Feb 15, 2026
@jon
This ologies podcast maybe interesting for owl lovers : https://www.alieward.com/ologies/strigiformology - just listened today :ablobcatheart:
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