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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Jul 22, 2026

Replying to @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social There's at least one interesting story here. They should have led with that.

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Jul 22, 2026

Replying to @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Florsheim must be experiencing a massive uptick in business. What a great testimonial. "When you need shoes that don't fit, choose Florsheim."

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Jul 16, 2026

Replying to @cmconseils@mastodon.social

@cmconseils@mastodon.social Call that a secure datacenter.

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Jul 16, 2026

Replying to @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social If it's worth doing nothing, it's worth doing it well.

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Jun 03, 2026

Replying to @GrimmReality@beige.party

@GrimmReality@beige.party Whenever we see a cybertruck in the wild, my 11yo breaks into the wellerman sea shanty parody. 🎶 All hail the cybertruck, it's the dumbest thing on wheels. 🎶

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · May 07, 2026

Replying to @farah@beige.party

@farah@beige.party @dgar@aus.social I only aspire to nerdism, but ditto.

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · May 04, 2026

Replying to @globalmuseum@mastodon.online

@globalmuseum The friends we made along the way.

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Apr 30, 2026

Replying to @monorail@glaceon.social

@monorail@glaceon.social I think Steven Wright said when he discovered his age had doubled at age 2, "by the time I'm 6 I'll be ninety"

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Apr 25, 2026

Replying to @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Idiots gonna idiot. #IdiotsGonnaIdiot

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Apr 25, 2026

Replying to @mbonsma@mastodon.social

@mbonsma@mastodon.social Nice ride! Plus Montreal bagels? 😍

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Apr 21, 2026

@WrenArcher@beige.party @Wallflower@beige.party
You two are so funny and fun. Great start to my day! 🩷

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Apr 18, 2026

Replying to @streetartutopia@mastodon.online

@streetartutopia Telling my grandkids this is the Shroud of Turin.

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Apr 15, 2026

Replying to @brianbilston@mastodon.online

@brianbilston Cant weight to reed yore virgin of "the life of Brian".

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Apr 10, 2026

Replying to @monstreline@ottawa.place

@monstreline I have progressives from the vision center at Walmart, so they do the fitting.

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Apr 10, 2026

Replying to @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Dr Miyagi: show me wax on, wax off

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Apr 07, 2026

Every day, the cabinet are recommitting themselves to his atrocities. They could 25 him at any time. So are the House and Senate Rs. #DumbOldTrump #Nuremberg2

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Apr 06, 2026

Replying to @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt

@Natasha_Jay A word palindrome! Excellent.

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Apr 04, 2026

Replying to @Nerde@beige.party

@Nerde don't they also stone people based on weight?

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Apr 02, 2026

Replying to @hasani@my-spaces.social

@hasani That sounds accurate. @rozeboosje

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Apr 02, 2026

Replying to @hasani@my-spaces.social

@hasani Dammit! I hope they can reissue.

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Apr 02, 2026

Replying to @hasani@my-spaces.social

@hasani Does this cancel the subpoena?

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Apr 02, 2026

Replying to @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Now to get "someone" to spank him with it.

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Mar 23, 2026

Replying to @trickykat@beige.party

@trickykat Wasn't me. I used the air fryer. Also, I'm sorry.

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Mar 20, 2026

Replying to @kralcttam@mastodon.social

@kralcttam You've got the lyrics. Next work on the melody... @jsr

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Mar 19, 2026

Replying to @usernameswift@labyrinth.zone

@usernameswift Well my date of birth *is* Jan 1 2000, and I don't care who knows it.

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Mar 03, 2026

Replying to @bagder__dup_3144@mastodon.social

@bagder@mastodon.social Verily

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Mar 03, 2026

Replying to @moritzdietz@mastodon.social

@moritzdietz@mastodon.social @bagder@mastodon.social Plenty secure

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Feb 02, 2026

Replying to @falseknees@mastodon.social

@falseknees@mastodon.social Feb-brewery

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Feb 02, 2026

Replying to @FrazzledBrynn__dup_39298@glitterkitten.co.uk

@FrazzledBrynn Happy groundhog birthday.

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Nov 14, 2025

Replying to @davey_cakes@mastodon.ie

@davey_cakes A handful of asshats at the top of this Ponzi will make trillions all the while scorching the earth behind them.

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Sep 24, 2025

Replying to @Daojoan@mastodon.social

@Daojoan I like it. It's the new "that's photoshopped".

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🇺🇦 Johnydon

he/him @Johny28@thecanadian.social · Feb 14, 2024

Replying to @Natasha_Jay__dup_31065@tech.lgbt

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Double clever. Love it.

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