TTS: infuriated Megyn Kelly seated in her podcast studio, using her gaping maw to signal aggression. She holds her hand up in the style of Boromir discussing the One Ring. Below her horse-like hate and verbal diarrhea spewing cephalic orifice reads the text, in all caps, “YOU’VE SHAT ALL OVER IT”, which is an actual quote from Megyn Kelly, the context of which this humble shitposter has long since forgotten.
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✅Perfect grammar ✅Perfect diction ✅Perfect professionalism
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I don’t know about that. I think nations allowing aristocracy to parasitically divert resources and set policy priorities go back to the beginning of history, as soon as we could start organizing labor and creating surpluses. Wasn’t Marx a historian?
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en.wikipedia.org/…/General_Motors_streetcar_consp…
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Nobody leaves the Company
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Oh shit I wasn’t paying attention it’s not Emma Vigeland my bad. But yes Emma V is awesome.
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Hack! J’accuse!
https://youtu.be/LfT8PRJXfFM?is=pJnEyHqd3jnNlENP
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I am shocked and APALLED that none of you swine have posted this yet.
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The last time we actually had a choice:
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Clearly you’re not a fan of GI Joe the animated series
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That’s about right for two nights and three days in an upscale hotel today if you eat every meal there
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That would be irritating
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I wouldn’t put that past Jodorowsky
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Suspect arrested in predawn fire that left parts of Mississippi’s largest synagogue in charred ruins
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"THE SUSPECT IS IN CUSTODY. JK, LOL"
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Ah yes how American of me, mea culpa.
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Yeah but its still kind of comical
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People think Moo Deng is cute when it gnaws on its caretakers but that thing has the same murderous bloodlust as a full grown hippo and would absolutely tear them to shreds if it had the capability
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Dec 07, 2025
He’s mad at Candace for stealing all the right-wing viewers.
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In March 2006, Bushby and French adventurer Dimitri Kieffer crossed the Bering Strait on foot, having to take a roundabout 14-day route across a frozen 150-mile (240 km) section to cross the 58-mile (93 km) wide strait from Alaska to Siberia.[4] They were detained by Russian border troop officers while they were crossing the Russian border near the Chukotkan village of Uelen, for not entering Russia at a correct port of entry.
Huh, I didn’t even think that was possible. Imagine the immigration officers face when they told him how they got there.
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