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Tesla would be worth basically nothing if the federal government weren't artificially propping them up by banning Chinese EVs.

Sweet and savory do seem to be pretty complimentary flavors, so I wouldn't be surprised if this was delicious.

Wrong answers only… who hangs outside Sexual Compulsive Anonymous? People handing out coupons for free entry to the local strip club.

This is pretty uncontroversial as far as reddit announcements go. They aren't requiring identity verification.

Similar trick I learned, just get out of bed and stand up on it. It'll go away in ~10 seconds and then you can hop back into bed. Works pretty much every time.

What a way to find out the news... Barrens chat is going to be in a month-long state of mourning over this.

I do this every time I see one of those dorks driving one around.

daww, they’re cute. I like that at least someone out there remembers the bodyglove part of the outfit.

Is this an adhd thing? I thought I was just fucking stupid and couldn’t appreciate music the way other people apparently did.

Thanks Uncle. I’ll meditate on your wisdom.

I miss my Blackberry Pearl... I fear that that design of phone layout/UI will never make a comeback.

Likewise.

What a way to discover this dickhead finally kicked the bucket 😌 2026 off to a good start. Let's keep the ball rolling on shitty evil people dying.

Agreed. Fill it with frosting or whipped cream or something, not Greek salad… wtf.

Your code sucks. I don’t even need to see it, I just know.

Ok, now I’m inappropriately laughing at work. Thanks 🤣

China will be the dominant world superpower for a while and their standard of living will drastically increase. Middle East will be unlikely to stabilize any time soon. Africa might be put into play as serious economic competitors to fill the gap in skilled labor and services that the United States will leave behind in its wake. South America might finally have a chance to heal from the destructive regime meddling of the USA.

Thought I was in /c/yiff for a sec, lol

I think because most religious tenets are more restrictive rather than permissive, it’s easy to say “everyone should have the freedom to practice their own religion.”, but the part that gets left out is “including no religion at all.” and that is an important distinction. Whenever I meet these types of psycho Christian nationalists who think it’s A-OK to impose their own regressive views on others by rewriting the law to be a reflection of their holy text, I just fire back with an even more regressive, barbaric interpretation of a religious commandment. “I worship Ba’al Hamon, and my religion says I must sacrifice an infant child to gain his favor. I will lobby my congressmen to change the law to add an exception to infanticide when performing a ritualistic blood offering. Oh, what’s that? You don’t like that? Gee, and you were so gung-ho about forcing people to abide by your religious demands a second ago. I thought we were cool with forcing our beliefs on other people?” If your religion can’t coexist with nonbelievers without forcibly bending them to your rules, it’s a shit religion.

I’ve been calling it Handegg for over a decade now. My Handegg-loving friends hate it.

Cut out social media from your life completely. No, I swear to god, this is life changing advice not some boomer platitudes about how kids these days are always in their phones. You don’t realize how much life you are missing by being completely stuck to your phone. I promise the world will continue to turn if you ignore your phone for a few hours at a time. Quit Facebook, quit Instagram, quit X, quit TikTok. If you feel like you are bored and want to open the apps, try something else. Read a book, start a creative writing project, listen to music while meditating, play video games, do some woodworking, go for a walk or a hike with your dog, learn a new language, go out to the bar or club and socialize, go to the gym and work out, draw stuff from your imagination. I promise promise promise you will feel better. Not right away, but very soon after you start doing these things instead of the vapid doomscrolling, shitposting, clout-chasing, self-aggrandizing social media spiral you will realize that you don’t need your phone. You are able to live your best life when you aren’t thinking about what’s being posted online or taking constant selfies or photographing every meal you eat. Your future self will thank me.

I’m appreciating the silence while it lasts.