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Firr

@Firr@mastodon.social
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Recovering human

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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · Jul 22, 2026
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My computer just did a blue screen of death and, uh, this is new. I wasn't watching discovery channel or anything on the computer I have no idea where that's from lol.
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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · Jul 20, 2026
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Bluesky banned my account for "selling illegal goods" The only post I made yesterday was a picture of a hyena. Beans are now illegal.
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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · Jun 21, 2026
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@Firr@mastodon.social

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Boosted by Furbland's Very Value = 71 Account™ @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
MORE PAWS
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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · Jun 14, 2026
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ATTENTION YINGLETS CRISIS AVERTED
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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · May 25, 2026
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I may be dumb but at least I'm also ugly

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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · May 24, 2026
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"You got a minute to jump on a quick call?"

You got a minute to jump out a quick window?

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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · May 23, 2026
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@Firr@mastodon.social

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So my job changed everyone's slack icons to "professional edits" that totally aren't AI generated.

Uh, quick question.

Who the fuck is that?

Old slack icon for reference

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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · May 23, 2026
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@Firr@mastodon.social

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RE: @NewsDesk@flipboard.social

Look. I understand that this is a terrible thing and that the typo is completely understandable.

But I think it is just a little bit of an exaggeration to call Epcot a mega prison.

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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · May 22, 2026
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Just saying a lot of French necks found themselves in a guillotine for a lot less than this.

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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · May 20, 2026
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@Firr@mastodon.social

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mastodon.social

Not doing great mentally recently.

Not doing great at work, running out of cash with these home repairs.

Haven't talked to anyone in person in two weeks.

Thinking about suicide daily.

I'm kinda just spinning my wheels and I dunno what to do to get out of it.

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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · May 10, 2026
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@Firr@mastodon.social

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mastodon.social

Two years ago, I fell and suffered traumatic brain injury. While I was in the hospital, I made an album of music.

This is the sequel.

Neuroplasticity is a fascinating topic. The brain doesn't replace damaged connections, it makes new ones.

I hope you enjoy it.

https://firr.bandcamp.com/album/neuroplasticity

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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · May 10, 2026
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@Firr@mastodon.social

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mastodon.social

I discovered if you have a toot that does the numbers™, a bunch of hype bots will repost it and you'll have to deal with the worst kid of mastodon users.

Normal people.

They don't have a fursona or any preferred linux distro in their bio so I don't know what they're doing here

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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · May 09, 2026
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The problem buying stuff from artists is that I never can throw away the boxes

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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · May 07, 2026
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Replying to @Firr@mastodon.social
I've always wanted to do a firework show choreography to this.
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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · May 07, 2026
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@Firr@mastodon.social

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I made this mashup years ago using Carl Sagan's pale blue dot speech vs the end credit song to frozen and I forgot how much I liked it.

Dunno why but it hits that emotional chord just right.

Your browser does not support the audio tag.
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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · May 05, 2026
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@Firr@mastodon.social

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Replying to @faoluin@chitter.xyz
@faoluin@chitter.xyz one time my old boss showed up on telegram and I was SO RELIEVED when he changed his icon to him in a gimp suit
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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · May 05, 2026
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@Firr@mastodon.social

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Replying to @Firr@mastodon.social
Anytime I post anything politically adjacent on bsky, I get tons of authentic sounding replies from people with "proud liberal" in their bio and a link to someone's substack a few posts in. Suuure that could be real but I don't think 20 different soccer moms really wanna talk with me about Florida healthcare
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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · May 05, 2026
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@Firr@mastodon.social

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Boosted by Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
I'm like 80% sure bluesky is mostly bots (evil) and an island of furries actually using the platform. Compared to Mastodon which is mostly inactive accounts and an island of furries actually using the platform.
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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · May 05, 2026
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We're on a date

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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · May 04, 2026
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If @SkylerRingtail@thicc.horse started a bakery

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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · May 02, 2026
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Replying to @Firr@mastodon.social
Also, this is probably beside the point, but it's going to look dated incredibly quick as "mid 2024 LinkedIn post"
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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · May 02, 2026
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@Firr@mastodon.social

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Replying to @Firr@mastodon.social
The show was almost entirely reused bits from previous shows. Which is absolutely fine. And, I get why, but I'm super disappointed about how they used gen AI art for the new bits. They're used as "internet popup ads" and as critique of it, but they could've used real art as the stand in.
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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · May 02, 2026
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@Firr@mastodon.social

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I went to go see Blue Man Group. It was the opening night of the new permanent show in Orlando, so I had to get myself a ticket.

I'm 99% sure The one blue man that I know was working. Fucker pulled me on stage and covered me in blue paint.

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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · May 01, 2026
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I love the Bee gees!

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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · May 01, 2026
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@Firr@mastodon.social

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I went to an industry event today. It was all theme park designers, engineers, and people in related fields.

The attendance was about a third of what they expected, so the entire place felt super empty. Lol.

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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · Apr 27, 2026
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@Firr@mastodon.social

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Replying to @kulza@mastodon.social
@kulza@mastodon.social I get that, but at the same time I think the default mindset of "get your avatar in first" that mentors/ others have is where most of the friction comes from. When I help out new players most have had avatars but I've never had anyone push back when I said "we can do that later, but right now let's go do x"
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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · Apr 27, 2026
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@Firr@mastodon.social

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Here's my hottest #Resonite take, since I saw this happen twice yesterday.

If it's someone's first time in Resonite, and they have a VRchat avatar they want to use, you say "that's cool" and then give them a generic avatar and go world hopping.

If their first hour of Resonite is watching you set up their avatar and install systems they don't understand they'll never come back.

If their first hour is fucking around with Cat Band then going to Elysium they're gonna wanna visit again.

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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · Apr 26, 2026
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Post one image to describe your sex life.
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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · Apr 02, 2026
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ROCKET WENT UPPIES

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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · Jan 18, 2026
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Replying to @adamantichrist@mastodon.social
@adamantichrist@mastodon.social absolutely!! Feel free
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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · Jan 18, 2026
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Replying to @amsomniac@mastodon.mit.edu
@amsomniac@mastodon.mit.edu I think they were tweezers or nail clippers or something like that
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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · Jan 17, 2026
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Smh inflation is getting bad I remember when these were only two or three quindecillion bucks

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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · Dec 24, 2024
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You have 5 6 sided dice so the possible outcomes are 6^5 or 7,776 options. Six of those options are yahtzees, so the probability is 6/7,776 or 1 in 1,296.
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Firr @Firr@mastodon.social · Dec 24, 2024
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@Firr@mastodon.social

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I'm arguing with my boss. He is adamant that the chance of rolling a Yahtzee on the first try is 1 in 36.

I've shown him the math. Everyone agrees with me. He will not budge.

The man has a master's in computer science.

Help.

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