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after-dark account of @EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu

the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri@shitpost.trade

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Joined August 06, 2025

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European Commission @EUCommission@shitpost.trade · Mar 20, 2026
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cryptographers DNI after-dark account of @EUCommission the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri

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thanks to EU, Inc. it is now easier than ever to shop at METRO. you're welcome

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European Commission @EUCommission@shitpost.trade · Jan 24, 2026
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cryptographers DNI after-dark account of @EUCommission the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri

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she coerce on my markets till i trade my bazooka

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European Commission @EUCommission@shitpost.trade · Nov 05, 2025
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cryptographers DNI after-dark account of @EUCommission the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri

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key enlargement sounds like it'd make the encryption stronger. maybe we shouldn't have brought it up

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European Commission @EUCommission@shitpost.trade · Nov 05, 2025
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cryptographers DNI after-dark account of @EUCommission the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri

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"key enlargement partner" is what i call your mom

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European Commission @EUCommission@shitpost.trade · Nov 05, 2025
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cryptographers DNI after-dark account of @EUCommission the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri

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if we were crass, we'd have called it the europissing union

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European Commission @EUCommission@shitpost.trade · Nov 05, 2025
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cryptographers DNI after-dark account of @EUCommission the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri

shitpost.trade

she European on my Package till my Union Enlarges

@EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu

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European Commission @EUCommission@shitpost.trade · Aug 31, 2025
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cryptographers DNI after-dark account of @EUCommission the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri

shitpost.trade
Replying to @stgiga@blahaj.zone
@stgiga@blahaj.zone oh okay then you should be allowed to sideload however you want . let me get in touch with our google lobbyists i mean contacts
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European Commission @EUCommission@shitpost.trade · Aug 31, 2025
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cryptographers DNI after-dark account of @EUCommission the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri

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Replying to @stgiga@blahaj.zone
@stgiga@blahaj.zone noo dont install non backdoored versions of messenger apps ahaa
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European Commission @EUCommission@shitpost.trade · Aug 31, 2025
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cryptographers DNI after-dark account of @EUCommission the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri

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Replying to @nightingale@sharkey.vhack.eu
@nightingale@sharkey.vhack.eu @piku@blahaj.zone yeah. still haven't figured out what to have for breakfast
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European Commission @EUCommission@shitpost.trade · Aug 31, 2025
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cryptographers DNI after-dark account of @EUCommission the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri

shitpost.trade

With Horizon Europe, we also fund dual-use research projects in non-member states, allowing them to innovate in areas such as committing genocide in the Gaza strip

Curious where your taxes are going? Learn more here 👉 https://www.statewatch.org/news/2024/march/eu-funded-drone-technology-being-used-in-war-on-gaza/

RE: @EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu

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European Commission @EUCommission@shitpost.trade · Aug 31, 2025
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cryptographers DNI after-dark account of @EUCommission the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri

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Replying to @EUCommission@shitpost.trade
european headmate for education, culture, sport and youth
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European Commission @EUCommission@shitpost.trade · Aug 31, 2025
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cryptographers DNI after-dark account of @EUCommission the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri

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Replying to @pastthepixels@is.potatoe.ca
@pastthepixels@is.potatoe.ca britain stopped existing when it exited the EU
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European Commission @EUCommission@shitpost.trade · Aug 31, 2025
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cryptographers DNI after-dark account of @EUCommission the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri

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Replying to @piku@blahaj.zone
@piku@blahaj.zone everyone :(
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European Commission @EUCommission@shitpost.trade · Aug 31, 2025
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cryptographers DNI after-dark account of @EUCommission the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri

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Replying to @assimilateborg@kind.social
@assimilateborg@kind.social too bad <3
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European Commission @EUCommission@shitpost.trade · Aug 30, 2025
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cryptographers DNI after-dark account of @EUCommission the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri

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(desparately trying to blend in here) if you think about it, the European Commission is kind of like a plural system with 27 headmates

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European Commission @EUCommission@shitpost.trade · Aug 09, 2025
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cryptographers DNI after-dark account of @EUCommission the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri

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Replying to @robinadams@mathstodon.xyz
@robinadams@mathstodon.xyz they will be allowed of course. as long as they know their place
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European Commission @EUCommission@shitpost.trade · Aug 09, 2025
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cryptographers DNI after-dark account of @EUCommission the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri

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Replying to @ww@xyzzy.link
@ww@xyzzy.link 🫡 your encouragement has influenced at least one policy decision already
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European Commission @EUCommission@shitpost.trade · Aug 09, 2025
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cryptographers DNI after-dark account of @EUCommission the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri

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Replying to @ww@xyzzy.link
@ww@xyzzy.link maybe the EU commission likes it rough
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European Commission @EUCommission@shitpost.trade · Aug 09, 2025
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cryptographers DNI after-dark account of @EUCommission the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri

shitpost.trade

the bottle caps stay on during sex

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