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Brian Bình

@BrianBinh@dice.camp
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I'm a simple man: I like my beer cold, my music loud, and my swords laser. I write TTRPG stuff & design nerdy t-shirts. (he/him/anh/anh ấy)

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Joined November 05, 2022
Games:
https://brianbinh.itch.io
More games:
https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/18250/Pufferfish
Nerd shirts & merch:
https://pufferfish.threadless.com

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Brian Bình @BrianBinh@dice.camp · Jul 26, 2026
Brian Bình
@BrianBinh@dice.camp

I'm a simple man: I like my beer cold, my music loud, and my swords laser. I write TTRPG stuff & design nerdy t-shirts. (he/him/anh/anh ấy)

dice.camp
A Predator sequel I want: A middle-aged Kevin McAllister retires to a cabin in the woods. He just wants a simple life with no home invaders. A predator shows up to take a shot at the legend. Montage: predator ducks many homemade traps then steps in a bear trap. Kevin: "Haha... Uh oh!" The pred chucks a paint can at him & knocks him out. Title: "Predator: Solitude" Tagline: "He just wanted to stay home alone." Stinger: Pred: vocal clicks, then playback "Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"
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Brian Bình @BrianBinh@dice.camp · Jul 24, 2026
Brian Bình
@BrianBinh@dice.camp

I'm a simple man: I like my beer cold, my music loud, and my swords laser. I write TTRPG stuff & design nerdy t-shirts. (he/him/anh/anh ấy)

dice.camp
A lot of the usual chuds are complaining about the diverse casting in the new Odyssey movie, so I looked into it. It seems reasonable to me that there could be Black people in Greece because there were Greeks and Romans in Africa (Alexander, Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, Marc Anthony, etc.). You know what's really wild? In the original epics about Troy, there were Black people, but no Greeks. Helen was an Aethiopian demigod and the "Greeks" were pre-Greek Mycenaeans.
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Brian Bình @BrianBinh@dice.camp · May 17, 2026
Brian Bình
@BrianBinh@dice.camp

I'm a simple man: I like my beer cold, my music loud, and my swords laser. I write TTRPG stuff & design nerdy t-shirts. (he/him/anh/anh ấy)

dice.camp

It's been on my mind lately as I internally debate whether to finish writing up the dwarves or do something else for "Moon Shadows", so I decided to just ramble a bit about it on the blog. Why aren't Moon Shadows dwarves like Gimli? The ones I've already published on itch.io (Sun Dwarf, Shadow Dwarf, and Iron Dwarf) all have magic runes, but Gimli was just a dude with an ax and an attitude. What's with all the magic powers?

https://moonshadows.bearblog.dev/dwarves-and-minor-magics/

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Brian Bình @BrianBinh@dice.camp · May 11, 2026
Brian Bình
@BrianBinh@dice.camp

I'm a simple man: I like my beer cold, my music loud, and my swords laser. I write TTRPG stuff & design nerdy t-shirts. (he/him/anh/anh ấy)

dice.camp

After a couple months of working with pen & paper, I've finally sat down at the computer to do another couple of pages for Moon Shadows.

The Iron Dwarves of the Red Moon are master smiths who use rune magic and alchemy in their forging. Alchemy is more than just brewing potions. After all, metallurgy is just alchemy with molten metal.

https://brianbinh.itch.io/moon-shadows

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Brian Bình @BrianBinh@dice.camp · May 11, 2026
Brian Bình
@BrianBinh@dice.camp

I'm a simple man: I like my beer cold, my music loud, and my swords laser. I write TTRPG stuff & design nerdy t-shirts. (he/him/anh/anh ấy)

dice.camp
Replying to @kaye@cathode.church
@kaye@cathode.church Someone really should make a communist fork of Firefox. They could call it Scorch Marx!
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Brian Bình @BrianBinh@dice.camp · May 01, 2026
Brian Bình
@BrianBinh@dice.camp

I'm a simple man: I like my beer cold, my music loud, and my swords laser. I write TTRPG stuff & design nerdy t-shirts. (he/him/anh/anh ấy)

dice.camp
Replying to @bruces@mastodon.social
@bruces These are the same people that came up with Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox One, and Xbox X. Also Windows 1.0, 2.0, 3.0, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10, 11, NT, 2000, and Server. They use numbers but they don't put the numbers in order. It's like Microsoft has synesthesia and organizes version numbers based on what color they feel like. "1 is red, 2 is orange, and 3s are yellow. What's a good green number? 90-something? The 90s feel green to me. Ooh! Speaking of 'me'..."
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Brian Bình @BrianBinh@dice.camp · May 01, 2026
Brian Bình
@BrianBinh@dice.camp

I'm a simple man: I like my beer cold, my music loud, and my swords laser. I write TTRPG stuff & design nerdy t-shirts. (he/him/anh/anh ấy)

dice.camp

I have a new addition to my list of tragic cinematic could've beens:

1. Tim Burton's "Batman" had briefly cast Willem Dafoe as Bruce Wayne & Robin Williams as Joker.

2. "Big Trouble in Little China" was supposed to be a Western but they made it contemporary because period sets were too costly.

And now...

3. "Army of Darkness" should have been named "Evil Dead 3: Medieval Dead" and now I'm so mad they missed that opportunity. I don't even like puns, but come on!

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Brian Bình @BrianBinh@dice.camp · Apr 25, 2026
Brian Bình
@BrianBinh@dice.camp

I'm a simple man: I like my beer cold, my music loud, and my swords laser. I write TTRPG stuff & design nerdy t-shirts. (he/him/anh/anh ấy)

dice.camp
Replying to @thoughtpunks@dice.camp
@thoughtpunks Are you looking for indie #ttrpg creatives to keep an eye on? Then that isn't me! I'm an indie #ttrpg cryptid occasionally half-glimpsed through the trees. They find footprints sometimes. You pick up a handful of dirt. Let it sift through your fingers. A d6! It's still warm. "He was here! He's close now."
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Brian Bình @BrianBinh@dice.camp · Apr 21, 2026
Brian Bình
@BrianBinh@dice.camp

I'm a simple man: I like my beer cold, my music loud, and my swords laser. I write TTRPG stuff & design nerdy t-shirts. (he/him/anh/anh ấy)

dice.camp

If we divided California into two states, should it be divided between North and South or West and East?

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Brian Bình @BrianBinh@dice.camp · Mar 05, 2026
Brian Bình
@BrianBinh@dice.camp

I'm a simple man: I like my beer cold, my music loud, and my swords laser. I write TTRPG stuff & design nerdy t-shirts. (he/him/anh/anh ấy)

dice.camp
Replying to @DM_Zeppelin@dice.camp
@DM_Zeppelin@dice.camp I prefer to think of it as "retirement planning".
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Brian Bình @BrianBinh@dice.camp · Sep 10, 2023
Brian Bình
@BrianBinh@dice.camp

I'm a simple man: I like my beer cold, my music loud, and my swords laser. I write TTRPG stuff & design nerdy t-shirts. (he/him/anh/anh ấy)

dice.camp
Replying to @biogeo@mefi.social
@biogeo@mefi.social @bluedragon@masto.yttrx.com In French, yes: "richard" is essentially "rich bastard". In English, the name Richard isn't rich+ard. It's rik (leader) + hard (hardy, brave), which is not as cool and useful as the French version. We have more need for a quick, punchy word for rich bastards than we do for good leaders. (Thanks for the assist, France!)
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Brian Bình @BrianBinh@dice.camp · Sep 09, 2023
Brian Bình
@BrianBinh@dice.camp

I'm a simple man: I like my beer cold, my music loud, and my swords laser. I write TTRPG stuff & design nerdy t-shirts. (he/him/anh/anh ấy)

dice.camp
Replying to @ben@bencollier.uk
@ben@bencollier.uk @bluedragon@masto.yttrx.com "Male" +ard. Apparently, they were considered particularly butch ducks.
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Brian Bình @BrianBinh@dice.camp · Sep 09, 2023
Brian Bình
@BrianBinh@dice.camp

I'm a simple man: I like my beer cold, my music loud, and my swords laser. I write TTRPG stuff & design nerdy t-shirts. (he/him/anh/anh ấy)

dice.camp
Replying to @Cmdr_Halo_Jones@spacey.space
@Cmdr_Halo_Jones@spacey.space @bluedragon@masto.yttrx.com Steward comes from "ward", which is a different word. Mallard comes from "male" +ard. Apparently, they were considered particularly butch ducks.
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Brian Bình @BrianBinh@dice.camp · Sep 08, 2023
Brian Bình
@BrianBinh@dice.camp

I'm a simple man: I like my beer cold, my music loud, and my swords laser. I write TTRPG stuff & design nerdy t-shirts. (he/him/anh/anh ấy)

dice.camp
Replying to @bluedragon@masto.yttrx.com
@bluedragon@masto.yttrx.com It's actually true! Adding -ard to words in Middle English was equivalent to slang today adding -ass. A drunkard was a drunkass motherfucker. A dullard was a dullass motherfucker. A bollard was a bole (tree trunk)-ass thing.
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Brian Bình @BrianBinh@dice.camp · Sep 08, 2023
Brian Bình
@BrianBinh@dice.camp

I'm a simple man: I like my beer cold, my music loud, and my swords laser. I write TTRPG stuff & design nerdy t-shirts. (he/him/anh/anh ấy)

dice.camp
Replying to @jewelpit@dice.camp
@jewelpit@dice.camp That would be hilarious, but unfortunately "Spaniard" comes to English from French, where "-ard" is just a place name like "Picard".
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Brian Bình @BrianBinh@dice.camp · Sep 08, 2023
Brian Bình
@BrianBinh@dice.camp

I'm a simple man: I like my beer cold, my music loud, and my swords laser. I write TTRPG stuff & design nerdy t-shirts. (he/him/anh/anh ấy)

dice.camp

The English suffix "-ard" (as in "drunkard", "laggard", "braggard", and "sluggard") is used to make adjectives into deprecating nouns.

"He's drunk" is just a description.
"He's a drunkard" is a moral judgment that finds the subject lacking.

The same process turned "he's wise" into "he's a wizard".

"Wizard" was the medieval equivalent of "smartass".

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Brian Bình @BrianBinh@dice.camp · Feb 03, 2023
Brian Bình
@BrianBinh@dice.camp

I'm a simple man: I like my beer cold, my music loud, and my swords laser. I write TTRPG stuff & design nerdy t-shirts. (he/him/anh/anh ấy)

dice.camp

This is a friendly reminder.
Relax your shoulders.
Unclench your jaw.
Drink some water.
Open your third eye.
Sing the ancient voidsong that calls for the end of this crude flesh.
Floss.

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