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Andy Longshaw

@Andylongshaw@mastodon.me.uk
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Software development tinkerer and jack-of-all-trades. Serial cat owner. Watcher of cricket and football. Can remember the lyrics to lots of rubbish 1970's/80's songs but often can't remember what that really important thing was that occurred to me 2 minutes ago.

Currently doing software stuff for the Co-operative Group.

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Joined April 27, 2022
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Andy Longshaw @Andylongshaw@mastodon.me.uk · May 14, 2026
Andy Longshaw
@Andylongshaw@mastodon.me.uk

Software development tinkerer and jack-of-all-trades. Serial cat owner. Watcher of cricket and football. Can remember the lyrics to lots of rubbish 1970's/80's songs but often can't remember what that really important thing was that occurred to me 2 minutes ago. Currently doing software stuff for the Co-operative Group.

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Replying to @tastapod@mas.to
@tastapod@mas.to nice metaphor. I would ask if will soon see Pointless AI but I think we already have that.
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Andy Longshaw @Andylongshaw@mastodon.me.uk · Apr 22, 2026
Andy Longshaw
@Andylongshaw@mastodon.me.uk

Software development tinkerer and jack-of-all-trades. Serial cat owner. Watcher of cricket and football. Can remember the lyrics to lots of rubbish 1970's/80's songs but often can't remember what that really important thing was that occurred to me 2 minutes ago. Currently doing software stuff for the Co-operative Group.

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @mralancooper@hachyderm.io
@mralancooper@hachyderm.io I think that’s probably the last thing he would want. Dead men tell no tales as they say.
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Andy Longshaw @Andylongshaw@mastodon.me.uk · Apr 18, 2026
Andy Longshaw
@Andylongshaw@mastodon.me.uk

Software development tinkerer and jack-of-all-trades. Serial cat owner. Watcher of cricket and football. Can remember the lyrics to lots of rubbish 1970's/80's songs but often can't remember what that really important thing was that occurred to me 2 minutes ago. Currently doing software stuff for the Co-operative Group.

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Andy Longshaw @Andylongshaw@mastodon.me.uk · Apr 18, 2026
Andy Longshaw
@Andylongshaw@mastodon.me.uk

Software development tinkerer and jack-of-all-trades. Serial cat owner. Watcher of cricket and football. Can remember the lyrics to lots of rubbish 1970's/80's songs but often can't remember what that really important thing was that occurred to me 2 minutes ago. Currently doing software stuff for the Co-operative Group.

mastodon.me.uk

I read the other day that Top Gun 3 has been commissioned.

By chance I just happened upon a leaked version of the plot-line which I thought I'd share with you. Based on this I'm really looking forward to the film's release…

[and if you believe this, you’ll believe anything 😉]

#humour #politics

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Andy Longshaw @Andylongshaw@mastodon.me.uk · Apr 15, 2026
Andy Longshaw
@Andylongshaw@mastodon.me.uk

Software development tinkerer and jack-of-all-trades. Serial cat owner. Watcher of cricket and football. Can remember the lyrics to lots of rubbish 1970's/80's songs but often can't remember what that really important thing was that occurred to me 2 minutes ago. Currently doing software stuff for the Co-operative Group.

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Replying to @matthewskelton@mastodon.social
@matthewskelton@mastodon.social 😂😂😂
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Andy Longshaw @Andylongshaw@mastodon.me.uk · Apr 15, 2026
Andy Longshaw
@Andylongshaw@mastodon.me.uk

Software development tinkerer and jack-of-all-trades. Serial cat owner. Watcher of cricket and football. Can remember the lyrics to lots of rubbish 1970's/80's songs but often can't remember what that really important thing was that occurred to me 2 minutes ago. Currently doing software stuff for the Co-operative Group.

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @matthewskelton@mastodon.social
@matthewskelton@mastodon.social at times the sigh is probably the audible equivalent of “visible from space”
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Andy Longshaw @Andylongshaw@mastodon.me.uk · Apr 14, 2026
Andy Longshaw
@Andylongshaw@mastodon.me.uk

Software development tinkerer and jack-of-all-trades. Serial cat owner. Watcher of cricket and football. Can remember the lyrics to lots of rubbish 1970's/80's songs but often can't remember what that really important thing was that occurred to me 2 minutes ago. Currently doing software stuff for the Co-operative Group.

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @tastapod@mas.to
@tastapod “In other news, today I discovered there is no #xkcd comic number 404.” Bravo. Good find. 👏
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Andy Longshaw @Andylongshaw@mastodon.me.uk · Apr 14, 2026
Andy Longshaw
@Andylongshaw@mastodon.me.uk

Software development tinkerer and jack-of-all-trades. Serial cat owner. Watcher of cricket and football. Can remember the lyrics to lots of rubbish 1970's/80's songs but often can't remember what that really important thing was that occurred to me 2 minutes ago. Currently doing software stuff for the Co-operative Group.

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @matthewskelton@mastodon.social
@matthewskelton@mastodon.social this really doesn’t surprise me.
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Andy Longshaw @Andylongshaw@mastodon.me.uk · Apr 14, 2026
Andy Longshaw
@Andylongshaw@mastodon.me.uk

Software development tinkerer and jack-of-all-trades. Serial cat owner. Watcher of cricket and football. Can remember the lyrics to lots of rubbish 1970's/80's songs but often can't remember what that really important thing was that occurred to me 2 minutes ago. Currently doing software stuff for the Co-operative Group.

mastodon.me.uk

RE: @chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca

Great article. BYD seemed like just another car maker but looks like it may be a lot more.

I like the phrase : “Physics does not negotiate.”

Similar to one a colleague used 20-ish years ago “you can’t negotiate with the code”

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Chris Alemany🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇸: "“Wang Chuanfu, BYD’s CEO, barely slept for weeks.…" - Alemany and Jensen Family M

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