AlphaOmega

“You must be able to read code faster than you write it, spotting hallucinations, security vulnerabilities, and logic errors instantly.” I’ve seldomly come across a more delusional statement…

Ooohhh I totally forgot about renting movies from the grocery store! Maybe we can add palm pilots and tvs where the channel changer was a knob you had to adjust

20/20 and I’ll add Atari, illegal cable hookup, and limewire.

While advertising for literal scams. About 10% of Meta’s revenue is from literal scams.

I’m old fashioned I get myself an eight ball on Christmas Eve and one tall hooker dressed like Mrs. Claus and one short one dressed like an elf.