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Amy Maybe

@APBBlue@thepit.social
  • Open on thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

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Joined August 24, 2024
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Aug 06, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Pretty sure I am significantly older than Stacy's Mom.
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Aug 01, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @cris@social.lol
@cris@social.lol @ctt@social.lol Same.
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Aug 01, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Would installing #Linux help my #perimenopause symptoms? 🤔 (This is a shitpost -- don't @ me.)
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 29, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @401matthall@mastodon.xyz
@401matthall@mastodon.xyz SO PETTY
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 29, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @401matthall@mastodon.xyz
@401matthall@mastodon.xyz Nobody on my team likes this person, so I made sure to share a screenshot on Teams. 😊
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 29, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @APBBlue@thepit.social
(It's actually pretty hilarious because it was posted by an "Award-winning communicator and advocacy professional," lol.)
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 29, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
TIL that there's only one letter difference between "protect" and "protest." This toot brought to you by an extremely unfortunate post on #LinkedIn. (Not mine.)
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 29, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @greg_harvey@tooting.ch
@greg_harvey@tooting.ch awwwww 🥰
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 28, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social That's clearly puffed sleeves and a skirt, so they're both for women. Men need to go elsewhere.
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 27, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @NorcalGma2@sfba.social
@NorcalGma2@sfba.social Yogurt? I think there's also cottage cheese that contains active cultures.
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 26, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Tonight's #Monsterdon movie sounds appropriately atrocious. 🤣
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 26, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @APBBlue@thepit.social
@DeliaChristina@sfba.social (But I'm perimenopausal and prone to crying.)
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 26, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @DeliaChristina@sfba.social
@DeliaChristina@sfba.social maybe. I think I cried at least five times.
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 25, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @Lemniscate@infosec.exchange
re: Perimenopause Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive
@Lemniscate@infosec.exchange Honestly, the anxiety about why I'm twitching has been worse than the actual twitching. 😐
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 25, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @Lemniscate@infosec.exchange
re: Perimenopause Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive
@Lemniscate@infosec.exchange Yeah, I feel like they check my thyroid every two years and it's always fine. Twitching is literally everywhere but worst in my feet.
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 25, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @steggy@sunny.garden
Perimenopause Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive
@steggy@sunny.garden @Heidiknits@mastodon.social I've been anxious my whole life. It's just at an entirely new level now. 😡
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 25, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @APBBlue@thepit.social
Perimenopause Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive
Additionally, I've had random nonstop twitching for more than two years now. Obviously freaked out. Assumed ALS (since that's what Dr. Google always says about twitching and I have relatively severe health anxiety.) Got an EMG two summers ago. Neurologist found nothing wrong. Well guess what? GABA is the main inhibitory neurotransmitter. It drops in perimenopause. 🤔
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 25, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @APBBlue@thepit.social
Perimenopause Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive
Likely explains why my #anxiety has been worse for no good reason.
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 25, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @APBBlue@thepit.social
Perimenopause Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive
Also: 70% of women going through the #menopause transition report some sort of mental health issue, whether it's #anxiety, #depression or #irritability. 😬
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 25, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Perimenopause Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive
I'm reading a book about #perimenopause right now, and the author included the statistic that American women have the highest risk of #suicide between the ages of 45 and 55. Damn
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 24, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
why am I getting ads for human blood?
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 24, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Partial Eclipse of the Heart #NonChalantSongs #HashtagGames
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 22, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
RE: https://flipboard.com/@sciencealert/sciencealert-3mvdqjtaz/-/a-shTS-JXxQ2SQ7PxGfG6jEg%3Aa%3A565656366-%2F0 #ThanksTrump
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 21, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
America's Next Top Model Train #AltRealityShows #HashTagGames
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 20, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
RE: https://a2mi.social/@george/116954084338439550 You forgot the 30-50 feral hogs.
Quoting
George Hotelling @george@a2mi.social
They can't keep expecting me to learn new internet animals. First it was some dog, then a tiny hippo, now some kind of racoon? It's simply too much.
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 20, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
RE: https://cupoftea.social/@teabot/116953452774167490 I had no idea Yorkshire Gold was formulated for hard water!
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Teabot @teabot@cupoftea.social
OK, time for something from the Nutrimatic Drinks Dispenser. Or a nice cup of tea. I vote for the latter. How about some Yorkshire Gold, a blend of Assam, Kenyan & Rwandan teas, for the hard water in Yorkshire Maybe with a Rich tea biscuit?
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 19, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @Nonya_Bidniss@infosec.exchange
@Nonya_Bidniss@infosec.exchange CW: CW
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 18, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @APBBlue@thepit.social
The amount of architecture/physics/geometry that goes into #bras is actually pretty mindblowing.
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 18, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @APBBlue@thepit.social
Skarlett Blue is definitely My Brand now. The underwires are the perfect width, which is an underrated factor determining a good #bra fit. #Boobfluencer
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 18, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Since I'm apparently a Mastodon boobfluencer now, I figured I'd share this super cute bra I just bought. Embroidered carrots and radishes! 😀 https://www.nordstromrack.com/s/skarlett-blue-spellbound-underwire-full-coverage-bra/7334373?origin=category-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home%2FWomen%2FClothing&color=44444AVM8M
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 18, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Meet the Grandparents #BetterLateThanNeverAMovie #HashTagGames
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 18, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Graduate School Cop #BetterLateThanNeverAMovie #HashTagGames
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 17, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @cederbs@infosec.exchange
@cederbs@infosec.exchange No, just eating dinner and sleeping and going to the airport.😑
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 17, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @APBBlue@thepit.social
Now he just has an awkwardly silent breakfast with nieces and nephews from both sides to navigate, then a drive to Seattle.
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 17, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @APBBlue@thepit.social
MR. BLUE HAS ESCAPED! FREEEEEEEEDOM!
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 17, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange
@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange Radiohead is the only vocal music I allow on my work Pandora station. 😀
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 17, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange
@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange When is it not?
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 17, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @APBBlue@thepit.social
Going to live in a silent monastery would probably be the best option in that case.
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 17, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @APBBlue@thepit.social
I told him to please let me know if I'm turning into her so I can take extreme action.
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 17, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Mr. Blue is exhausted and ready to come home. (He's also very sick of my mom, lol.)
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APBBlue
Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 13, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @peter@thepit.social
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Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 13, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
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@jnl@hcommons.social I deleted my account in 2020 and haven't missed it, but do miss being in contact with some people there. 😐
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Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 13, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

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Things I would love to say but don't because I'm too goddamn tired: "Hey mom, you know the electric cooperative that you get your power from that you can't say enough good things about? That is QUITE LITERALLY socialism."
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Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 13, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
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Mr. Blue warned them that my mom is a nut in advance.
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Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 13, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @APBBlue@thepit.social
LOL: Apparently my 17-year-old nephew afterward said something like, "I don't really pay attention to politics, but if Democrats were going to start stealing people's houses, I think I would have heard something about that."
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Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 13, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @APBBlue@thepit.social
This is nothing new, BTW. In 2012, she was worried my nieces would be beheaded by jihadists while visiting London. In 2021, she was worried she'd be forced to eat bugs (?). Thanks, Fox News!
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Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 13, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
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Mr. Blue: "Your mom seems really concerned that Dem socialists are going to steal her house." Folks: This is what Fox News does to your Boomer relatives.
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Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 12, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

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I fear this will be a long week for him.
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Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 12, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
Replying to @APBBlue@thepit.social
Text from Mr. Blue: "Need to survive 30 more minutes of small talk before I can take kids to camp welcome event."
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Amy Maybe @APBBlue@thepit.social · Jul 12, 2026
Amy Maybe
@APBBlue@thepit.social

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.

thepit.social
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Mr. Blue arrived at my mom's house with the niece and nephew, so thoughts and prayers for him.
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