Lord Honeybean

socalgecko@woof.group

Rabbit disguised as a reindeer. Mostly harmless, locally grown 🏳️‍🌈+🇮🇹 Angeleno. オタクfor <a href="https://woof.group/tags/cycling" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#cycling</a>, graphic design, husband <a href="https://woof.group/@elfkin" class="u-url mention">@elfkin</a>, adventure & JRPG games, ceramics, singing with gays,日本, eastern spirituality and aviation. Professional health care storyteller. Often bawdy, occasionally filthy. Frequently weird. Firm believer in positive sensual reinforcement.Thoughts are explicitly my own. 🔞My mind is at rest in the space between two places…10,000 miles above L.A.

Posts

Post #4302461
Eeeee Joanna Cassidy on Matlock!
Post #4302460
Just learned that ANA partnered with #PokemonGo for a special timed research available only at certain airports and now I’m debating whether I need a cheap android device to teleport my trainer or an actual flight to Japan in order to catch Charmander with a Pokémon jet background #avgeek
Post #4302459
RE: https://mastodon.social/@thejapantimes/117003536394159735 The people hurt or killed in the blast is an absolute tragedy but given the Walmart-level of damage these malls have wreaked on local small businesses in Japan, I can’t help but feel a slight tinge of schadenfreude for Aeon.
Post #4302458
Calm the fuck down capitalism, it’s only July.
Post #4302457
Witnessed someone turning right onto a street I was driving on hit a young teenager who was rocketing along on a e-scooter across the intersection, but they were on the wrong side of the road and in the crosswalk… technically it was the kid breaking all the rules of the road in this situation. He was certainly moving faster than she was at the time so at least he didn’t look hurt, just really surprised.
Post #4302456
It turns out a plane is not a pulpit… https://archive.is/z4m8i
Post #4104898
We just came home from the premiere of a new musical that a fellow chorusmber penned. Now, normally I’d be a little bit sus of going to see someone’s new show in this town, but he had Sasheer Zamara and Tawny Newsom in the cast and they were both incredible. The show needs a little editing, but for the most part it’s very funny and probably the best low budget off-Broadway style show I think I’ve ever seen. Here’s the playbill: https://www.theovervieweffectmusical.com/program.pdf
Post #4041651
The #wehole is not going down without a fight 😂
Post #3972911
SO BEGINS the long chain of posts I was making over on another site chronicling the progress of the work to repair the broken LADWP trunk line that runs underneath a particular stretch of Sunset Boulevard. It all began quietly enough in the wee hours of July 16… until the fire alarm started blasting from the vacant office building scross rhe street that was once the headquarters of Carolco films. And Ticketmaster. And IAC Brands. And then Tinder.
Post #3965318
Wehole update: still there, hole grew overnight after more drilling in the quest to plug every leaking crack they found
Post #3901106
RE: https://wandering.shop/@nwhyte/116932389013198217 The county I grew up in versus the one I currently reside in produces a much better name: Virginia Ventura’s stories take readers to the hot and sultry Shores of Baja California, where men marry the sea and exchange pleasure with other men who chose to do the same.
Post #3862283
It’s gonna be a real shitty day for the neighborhood if they turn off everyone’s water during the middle of a heat wave. But here, enjoy some video from our lanai of the roaring rapids in West Hollywood.
Post #3681485
NGL I came three times while reading this @arstechnica story on our little science museum’s new exhibit. It opens 4 days before my birthday! https://arstechnica.com/space/2026/06/november-launch-set-for-space-shuttle-endeavours-towering-display/
Post #3681484
NGL this continental airlines commercial music from the 1970s is kind of amazing https://youtu.be/D8zDwbUaHH4 #avgeek
Post #3681483
Spent $50 on a fancy indoor cat water fountain but Fergal absolutely refuses to use it. Turns out what our little orange buttface really wanted was for me to just install a more entertaining nozzle on the fountain I’d already built on our lanai 🙄
Post #3681482
Logged in to my brokerage account and saw that my 12 Sumitomo (SSUMF) shares crashed from $39 to $10. Uhhhh, what happened? Oh. The stock did a 1-4 split and my brokerage helpfully updated the price but not the number of shares I own. 🙄
Post #3681481
Omg sooooo many fireworks over LA right now
Post #3681480
A July 2 tradition continues
Post #3681479
Also this song pairs remarkably well with the Jaws trailer that plays on the title screen 🤭
Post #3681478
There’s a lot to unpack in this mystery gift that we just received in the mail today.
Post #3681477
Sarah Rose knows you have an unusual talent
Post #3510175
There’s a Cereus opening at the treehouse tonight oh my glob the smell of it #notdirty
Post #2233378
RE: https://woof.group/@elfkin/116502221775336905 I may be officially entering myかっこいいおばさん design phase.
Post #2233377
I don&#39;t need this, right? I probably don&#39;t need this. Hell, I still haven&#39;t finished FFVII Rebirth... https://www.ebay.com/itm/197916558745
Post #2233376
I want to believe there&#39;s a market for upcycled egg poachers made out of jock cups. Are we doing this? Who&#39;s in? #GreatGayBusinessIdeas https://www.amazon.com/Cuisipro-Egg-Silicone-Poacher-Set/dp/B004U5DV6Q/
Post #2233374
This here is Sunday morning comfort laid out in flagrante delecto and it’s entirely @elfkin’s doing
Post #2233373
Yesterday my Italian lawyer made the final filing and arguments for my Italian citizenship petition. All that’s left is the written ruling from the judge, which can take… *gestures wildly in Italian*
Post #2233372
I present @elfkin’s Larrabee Street Lunch Set Number 7
Post #1696059
Amazon Vine giveth a tri-suit unto me and all I can say is that, while quite comfortable for a spin on the trainer, this may be more appropriate for certain kinds of clubs and festivals than actual races due to the fabric choice, which provides minimal compression and… high-visibility. 😆 I love all the pockets tho!
Post #1308669
The way episode 8 of Starfleet Academy just slammed straight theough my ribcage and into the tendons of my heart a day after coming home, though.