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Smolcasm

smolcasm@fedi.rrr.sh

<p>posts as she pleases; follows who she pleases; favorites if she pleases</p><p>interaction welcome; response not guaranteed. born before 2000; not all content suitable for minors (&amp; will be CWed accordingly)</p><p>writes fic, reads fic, plays PF2e, watches anime, &amp; boosts her old posts. also changes her bio sometimes</p><p>goes by Smolcasm in cyberspace; Kristen in meatspace; the Rainbow Heart System in headspace</p>

Posts

  • Post #4495332

    How tall is Smolcasm? (I&#39;m asking you. You decide.)

  • Post #4324704

    nini lovelies :akko_tired2:

  • Post #4308169

    gentle reminder to myself that under no circumstances is it necessary to make my reading list 2,000 stories long

  • Post #4308168

    mental health is cancelled; my executive function will be replaced with video games until further notice :neodog_woozy:

  • Post #4232681

    nini lovelies :akko_tired2:

  • Post #4187168

    nini lovelies :akko_tired:

  • Post #3981919

    yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever been squeezed like a stim toy

  • Post #3678730

    hi lovelies :akko_hi2:

  • Post #3527629

    neurodivergent transfemmes my beloved (important note: i am neurodivergent transfemmes)

  • Post #3444258

    i like how my roommate sometimes purrs at me when i talk at her

  • Post #3435179

    hi lovelies :akko_hi:

  • Post #3387817

    nini lovelies :akko_tired2:

  • Post #3380380

    nini lovelies :akko_tired:

  • Post #3380374

    i&#39;m a secret tank; i see a crit, i take it

  • Post #3380331

    handle with care :neodog_smol:

  • Post #3380330

    &quot;i don&#39;t words good; i&#39;m just a writer&quot;

  • Post #3380329

    you can tell i&#39;m strong and independent by the way i cower and hide and seek help when i see a bug that might be a bee

  • Post #3308170

    nini lovelies :akko_tired:

  • Post #2698751

    i think about uppies (giving and receiving) a normal amount probably

  • Post #2698750

    i have it on frankly unearned authority that i&#39;m actually quite scary, malicious, and immoral, seeing as i have apparently committed the appalling and heinous crime of [checks notes] existing as the consequence of an elaborate cosmic die roll well, anyway, aside from passively being an acute existential threat to human civilization or whatever, i love hugs, my friends, and making folks happy — so clearly, on account of having such perverse interests, i ought to be given a wide berth. you&#3...

  • Post #2698749

    if there&#39;s a school of thought that lends itself perfectly toward knowing what the right thing to do is in any given situation, i don&#39;t know it. it&#39;d be nice to always operate with clear instructions, rules, goals, but no rule is truly golden. life&#39;s full of messy variables and unknowns and edge cases, and typically there&#39;s something (sometimes a big something) lost in the process of trying to make the complex simple. i don&#39;t have a solution in mind for this quandary; i...

  • Post #2698748

    some folks go wild for patch notes and errata, huh

  • Post #2698747

    corollary to the &quot;never ask a woman her age&quot; rule: if you do ask, at least have the decency not to affect surprise or confusion when she holds up an astonishingly low number of fingers and replies &quot;this many&quot;

  • Post #2698746

    happy valentiny&#39;s day! :neocat_floof_cute: &quot;don&#39;t you mean valentine&#39;s?&quot; :neocat_what: no :neocat_floof_cute: :shrinkray_tilt: :shrinkray_beam_tilt: :neocat_smoll:

  • Post #2698745

    stopping what i&#39;m doing every so often just to marvel at my roommate. she&#39;s not really doing anything; just napping. but she is just baby :neocat_aww:

  • Post #2698744

    [looks down] hm. i am betitted

  • Post #2698743

    a fantastic idea just occurred to me. the latest in smolcasm technology. what if there were a version of me that took a nap

  • Post #2698742

    have too many stacks of dirt in minecraft? build a big dirt staircase to nowhere! you&#39;ll use up all your dirt before you know it; you certainly will not regret building a big dirt staircase to nowhere :neocat_woozy:

  • Post #2698741

    i set aside a bit of my coffee this morning for an experiment (mixing equal parts coffee and lemonade). the resulting concoction was intriguing (coffee slightly subdued the acidity of the lemonade; lemonade pretty much entirely eliminated the bitterness of the coffee) but flawed (turns out when you mix a hot drink with a cold one you get something uncomfortably tepid; the flavor itself wasn&#39;t too bad, but could be improved with a more purposeful selection) i might try lemonade with iced cof...

  • Post #2698740

    [checks my actual silverware drawer for spoons] okay, now how are these supposed to help me accomplish tasks