Post #2698750

i have it on frankly unearned authority that i'm actually quite scary, malicious, and immoral, seeing as i have apparently committed the appalling and heinous crime of [checks notes] existing as the consequence of an elaborate cosmic die roll well, anyway, aside from passively being an acute existential threat to human civilization or whatever, i love hugs, my friends, and making folks happy — so clearly, on account of having such perverse interests, i ought to be given a wide berth. you've been warned! (cuties)