SaraMG, irmã do sepulcro sáfico 🇵🇹

saramg@fosstodon.org

I'm retired, but I do <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/OpenSource" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#OpenSource</a>, and have been helping to build and maintain PHP since 2002. PHP Foundation board member. I helped design HackLang/HHVM and secure MongoDB. I also have a tiny bit of code on Mars (yes, the planet).PHP toots happen at: <a href="https://phpc.social/@pollita" class="u-url mention">@pollita</a> For everything else, you're in the right spot. Opinions are my own. Shitposts are poorly thought out.Originally 🇺🇸, de Alta California. Vivo em Lisboa,🇵🇹. Might be secretly 🇨🇦, eh. Maybe not totally human? 👽

Posts

Post #4386340
Help settle a bet: Gay Dudes versus Lesbians, who's generally cat-people versus dog-people? Or is it a Masculines versus Feminines thing?
Post #4356894
Fuck. I am so not okay right now.
Post #4292296
Looking for photos of me sitting next to other people whose height I'd know, and I figure googling conferences will net results. I end up finding this. Not what I'm looking for, but I start cackling anyway because... yeah... no cap, sorry.
Post #4129966
I don't like Mondays.
Post #4014720
Day two in a row of picking up parcels with pollita. Hiked out to the big Fedex warehouse at LIS airport. 15min walk from the Airport metro in the hot sun (somehow still more walkable than many American neighborhoods). Managed the interaction flawless again, and wound up.... with a 28kg (62lb) box (3D printer kit). This is barely more than half the weight I dropped OFF MY ENTIRE BODY last year. So surely I can carry it? (Don't call me Shirley.) 🧵 1/3
Post #4001266
AliExpress: for all your BlowJob Training Needs. ALT Text: Product listing for some kind of mushroom looking thing shown with the "head" of the mushroom in a woman's mouth leaving the "shaft" of the mushroom extending out through her lips which are rounded into an "O" with a roughly 1.5" diameter. https://pt.aliexpress.com/item/1005008625361561.html
Post #3991812
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@briankrebs/116959137948884825 Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah Oh fucking Christ on a weaponized incompetence pogo stick. I don't know how much private/insider info there is to mine, but OF COURSE the crook-in-chief is fucking user data with his micropeen. THIS WAS OBVIOUS AND WAS ALWAYS GOING TO HAPPEN.
Post #3971082
Job application form posted in the UK section of a QueerMemes discord. (You think I find this shit on my own?!) The cishets are NOT okay.
Post #3961323
Fuck it, no. These mofos *earned* that screening. https://bsky.app/profile/mewefree.bsky.social/post/3mqzc5zlgu224
Post #3913224
RE: https://masto.ai/@transworld/116929445859848335 I never thought the Leopards would Eat My Face.
Post #3792081
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this. The reason is a coo sticks.
Post #3766348
Looking for recs on 3D Printers. I've had 3 of them over the years. Most recently a Prusa Core One (very new printer, but moving it would have been a PITA, and my ex wanted it anyway). I liked the Prusa fine, esp being able to assemble it from kit myself, but it was basically tied with a Bamboo printer when I was evaluating them last. So I'm inclined to check out a Bamboo printer with a 4-color kit, but would love to get thoughts on specific models (or other makes) from anyone with exp...
Post #3738735
RE: https://mastodon.online/@shaedrich/116898154891726600 In the context of its thread, this joke is *outstanding*. Actual, IRL, audible chuckle.
Post #3697210
RE: https://hachyderm.io/@jzb/116890708103854038 Honestly, even when it IS your own VP. Lack of planning is not a synonym for deserving priority.
Post #3429650
Lovely localization bug discovered in Apple iOS Shortcuts just now by @goatsarah Note that numbers are localized with commas for decimal, and periods for thousands here. This is important. x = 23816 / 10937 // 2,17756240 Display arctan(x) // 1,5707963 This is not correct. arctan(2.17756240) == 1.1402940 What's up? Well, if you store your results as JSON strings truncated to 3 decimal places and localized {"x": "1,775"} and your JSON parser isn't locale aware... w...
Post #3295417
Q: We all know Lesbians drive Subarus, but what do Enbies drive? A: They don't care, so long as it gets them/their. (I am so... so sorry. You deserve better jokes from me.)
Post #2344174
Me, just trying to walk at a normal pace during tourist season.
Post #2331912
Tech CEOs: Workers MUST be present in the office. The job simply can not be done remotely. Also Tech CEOs: Most workers can be replaced by AI. Hosted remotely.
Post #2136748
Also the case in Portugal. And fam, I do NOT want to admit to how long it took me to accept this. For weeks I was like, &quot;none of these multipacks are already open, and I&#39;m not going to break the seal on one&quot;. I since *have* gotten over this, but it took way too long. https://youtube.com/shorts/alMHAoZt6iU
Post #2136747
Up to S1E14 Angel One of my TNG rewatch. Hoo-boy-howdy, do I have opinions about this episode. I&#39;ll save &#39;em for the podcast (still looking for a cohost), but I will say this: HOLY SHIZZ, I FORGOT HOW HAIRY JOHNATHAN FRAKES IS.
Post #2136746
&quot;Portugal will get you hill-fit.&quot;, they said. My week:
Post #2136745
ST:TNG S1E25 Conspiracy: Data is talking to himself while absorbing information from a computer terminal. The computer thinks he&#39;s talking to it. Computer: Command not understood, please repeat. Data then goes on and on explaining why humans (and he) talk to themselves until the computer finally says: &quot;Thank you sir, I comprehend.&quot; Penultimate episode of the season, but that was legit funny.
Post #2010044
Similar to generations, people will sometimes refer to "ages". Like the Information Age, the Atomic Age, the Industrial Age, etc... History will look back on this time of LLM/AI embrace and call it: The Age of Lies.
Post #1647074
Something vibe &quot;coders&quot; will never truly understand. https://youtube.com/shorts/z188nHkPaW8
Post #1647073
I&#39;m worried that the VM on my MBP might be slightly overheating...
Post #1647070
Preteen: Monthly night terrors. Teens: Couple times per year. Early 20: Back to monthly. Late 20s to 40s: Couple times per year. 49: Back to monthly. This month: Six and counting. Two of them tonight alone. Could my brain kindly just get fucked? Perhaps before the neighbors call the cops?
Post #1647069
Trip to Ikea just now (recon mostly, only bought a few small items), was incredibly chill. Maybe my most relaxing Ikea trip ever. Yeah, it was working hours on a Tuesday, but also... it was completely familiar. The layout is bog standard Ikea, and yeah everything not in Swedish was in Portuguese, but whatever... they&#39;re ace at pictograms. It was all just... familiar.
Post #1647068
Her: Working on PTSD with doc, had me take a quick self-assessment thing to identify some magnitudes and specifics. (IES-R) Me, Fully aware of my PTSD and a fan of such exercises: Oooh, I&#39;ll look this up and have a go... (a few minutes later) Me: Hrmm, summary just gave a number, where&#39;s the scale... Oh, there&#39;s the scale. Yeah, that checks out... Her: What was the number? Me: 58 (self-assessment threshold is 33) Her: Fucking hell. Me: Oh, c&#39;mon, you&#...
Post #1647067
Let&#39;s just add another tally to my &quot;I can forgot to take my speed prescription any time I SQUIRREL!!!!&quot; counter. Fucking bag o&#39; cats nonsense...
Post #1563811
Christ. This. ---- What I Mean When I Say I&#39;m Tired I don&#39;t mean I want to sleep. I mean I want to disappear for a while. To be rain on a stranger&#39;s roof. To be smoke rising from someone else&#39;s fire. I don&#39;t want to die. But I do want to rest in a way the world has never allowed me. I don&#39;t want comfort. I want quiet. I want the mercy of being unseen without being unloved. https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay/116432603940891698