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• Post #4343082

  Gritty reboot of The Three Stooges

• Post #4343081

  New porn category: wicker fucker

• Post #4343080

  Why do heirloom tomatoes always have such horny names?

• Post #4115664

  When shit hits the fan, or escatology, as I like to call it

• Post #3915261

  I had a dream that cavemen invented spears because they got tired of throwing live crabs at people

• Post #3907475

  My peach cobbler isnt very good but it’s ok it must be hard to make shoes for peaches and he tries so hard

• Post #3892054

  “Still punk as fuck” I say as I put my six signs of a stroke magnet on the fridge

• Post #3890673

  Just found out that the British call spaghetti bolognese “spag bol” which honestly sounds like some kind of slur

• Post #3444917

  God may have created the pistachio as the perfect snack but the Devil decided that there would be a couple in every bag that would stay closed for all eternity

• Post #2515862

  I was led to believe there would at least be bread and circuses

• Post #2464320

  All of my ultra-maga neighbors have “No Data Centers” signs in their front yards Do you have any idea how despised you have to be to creat ANY level of bipartisanship these days?

• Post #2166773

  Before, I had assumed that in the future I would be the one that needed to convince people that a machine could have a soul. I find myself instead in the remarkable position of having to insist that they do not

• Post #1765335

  “The Cygnus is a resupply craft, so it doesn’t have a life support system, this saves room, so the craft can carry more supplies but in the event of an emergency the ISS crew wouldn’t be able to use it to evacuate back to earth if they needed to” “So, you’re saying, they can’t get down with the Cygnus? 😎” *muffled sounds of NASA violence*

• Post #1030506

  The neat thing about the manosphere is that they see manliness as this unbroken line of identity going back to the ice age. But much of the manliness that they espouse is less than 100 years old, and a good bit of it is probably less than 50 years old. Hilariously, we have historical books that were written by men about how to be manly across hundreds of years. And they’re all COMPLETELY different, even within the same culture. So yeah, manliness is whatever makes you feel manly, and that can...

• Post #1015662

  The masculine urge to name a crater on the moon after my buddy’s late wife 💘

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• Post #725951

  goddamnit

• Post #725942

  Fixed the evap system on my truck! Finally tracked down the problem. It’s been driving me nuts for weeks! 💘

• Post #725918

  Forgive yourself for not knowing things you later learned That’s how life works babes 💘

• Post #703347

  There’s a guy over on threads complaining about how dehydrators are a ripoff because they make food smaller in case you’re wondering how things are going on the rest of the internet

• Post #700610

  One time my brother’s best friend left his oven open to let a pizza cool and this guy’s cat climbed into a 400 degree oven and ate a single, cat-mouth-width strip of piping hot cheese right down the center of the pizza and then climbed out completely unscathed

• Post #434004

  “Wow you’re good at computers” “I just click everything” “But how did you know which menu it was?” “I just click everything” “But then you were able to find the correct thing in the drop-down” “I just click everything” “How did you learn the new system so fast?” “I just click everything” “You must have some deep systems knowledge” “I just click everything”