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• Post #4354199

  Futzing around with search on mastodon and my take away is, OMG, there is so much 2023 content.

• Post #4354198

  leetcode is a pissing contest so you first have to hype yourself to to caring how far you can piss. Seems like you could win standing on the edge of the grand canyon on a windless day? Do the rules require not getting arrested? Empire state building?

• Post #4354197

  leetcode: Okay, how would you solve this complicated problem with a large problem space but it is really easy to check if a solution is valid. me: monte carlo! leetcode: no....no... this is a pissing contest to save electrons. me: I have never worked on a code base that needed to save electrons (this way). Google, who does need to count each electron will never hire me.

• Post #4354196

  Were you thinking, "I need at least 7 more accounts worth of Matthew Martin"? You're in luck, here are my 7 alts. https://mastodon.social/collections/116977300451076133

• Post #4354195

  This is the fanciest "invite people to leave twitter/go to mastodon or bsky" that can be made https://mawkingbird.com/invites

• Post #4354194

  Do you want to know what Mastodon users are doing to the Funko Pop prices before even Mastodon knows? Subscribe to all the feeds. The API is free, that's zero Euros if you're in Europe![*] This previously insider-only info is insider-only because they can't convince anyone else to read their feed and then trade on the info. [*] Zero pounds in England.

• Post #4354193

  Are you a funkopop day trader? Get your market info even faster with tag feeds https://mawkingbird.com/tags/funkopops (that link even works without logging in! Did you know there are like, 600 ways to share a feed link, 1 per instance, time number of mastodon web clients)

• Post #4354192

  Github has 2 main feeds. The sometimes hard to find "home feed" which is 90% noise and the notifications feed, which is 50% live conversations. Traffic is spiky (months with nothing, then boom, a lot of conversations) So I guess there is need for an alternate view. If you could mix it with your mastodon home feed, then you'd look at it every day. No one wants to look at githubs 2 feeds every day if 3/4 of the time they're empty.

• Post #4319438

  IDEA: $PAGER app named "not_a_dog_shit_experience_like_less_or_more"

• Post #4319437

  This is going to be so weird with the most ardent pro AI and anti AI accounts in the same feed. Just like the good ole days on twitter when occasionally you'd run into someone you disagree with. And to think we thought it was an echo chamber.

• Post #4319436

  This is an impersonator account, as one gets taken down, it just increments the number after the name and keeps trying. The other one got reported yesterday. See, it "clones" an account by retweeting the target accounts data and waits for a follow so it can do DM and start a pig butchering session. https://mastodon.social/@Cydharrell78

• Post #4319435

  Mastodon has a textboard embedded in it. A feed of all the new accounts first 20 posts of each user. These accounts - no established identity (esp if none even asserted) - nothing to lose if they break the rules - no reputation to besmirch - no one has muted or blocked them - too soon for moderators to squash them if they are bad actors

• Post #4319434

  Unlimited power!!!!!!!!!!

• Post #4319433

  Youtube: Are you blocked from your favorite websites, like mastodon.social? Buy consumer VPN! Real world: Office blocks your favorite website and VPN. Anyhow, restrain yourself, follow the ToS and do not click on this mastodon client with a bunch of features for using mastodon on a hostile network https://matthewdeanmartin.github.io/mawkingbird/

• Post #4319432

  Features that probably don't appeal to Product Owners. Product owners and PMs got their job by murdering the 12 people between intern and PM rank. They got a certain personality. - Mute amnesty. Unmutes everyone that was transiently annoying. Sort of already supported with timed mutes if you always pick a duration. - Convert block to mute. (yeah, but with 1 button click) - "Block semi-amnesty", let all the once time bad behavior people read your posts again, I mean th...

• Post #4138473

  Another thing, no platform is going to solve the "I want to publish to any platform that has my peeps" independent clients/apps will have to solve that

• Post #4093515

  Hmm, is nostr a viable network? Good: https://nostr.com is beautiful good anonymous user features Bad: OMG, 10 seconds for 2 posts to show up on a profile page. Is anyone home? network feed for last 2 hours looks the same

• Post #3899954

  Taco Bell wasn't the cause, Taylor Farms was. Taco Bell was the only organization paying attention now that the CDC is gutted. In Republican America - Taco Bell == CDC - Waffle House == FEMA

• Post #3886493

  The smoke has arrived in DC. Canada gets revenge for the US violating its treaties and trade agreements. Irritates the eyes to just walk in it for 10 minutes.

• Post #3871759

  American Diet What People think they eat: Chicken all day plus something What doctors promote: Mediterranean Chicken all day Cultural right wing: Chicken all day Low-carb: Eat chicken all day, like you already do Semivegetarians: Chicken all day, but tell people, "I hardly ever eat chicken" What they actually eat: Chicken all day.

• Post #3807366

  Feeling a schism coming on. No way the flying spaghetti monster can fly. Sure he walks.

• Post #3807365

  This is how you do RTO. Here in America I'm summoned to do RTO to floor after empty floor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqdE_Le5VDI

• Post #3807364

  IKEA opened near my house. Time to practice to my Svenska.

• Post #3807363

  How long does it take for a github pages HTTPS cert to show up as trusted? Long time apparently. Some more work towards reviving the look and feel of 2018 Twitter, "the good twitter" before Twitter itself messed up what wasn't broken. https://mawkingbird.com/

• Post #3807362

  IDEA: we rename it to CI/AD - continuous integration, annual delivery

• Post #3807361

  IDEA: mastodon client that implements all the pre-musk Twitter Blue features. - reader mode - You should get a blue check that only you can see because only you know that you really are you. - Book mark folders/library (machine grouping) - Delete & Repost (variation on editing) - Auto split long posts - (optional) prompt "do you really want to post that" and 30 second delay before it really is posted so you can cancel it. - Theming

• Post #3807360

  I'm the 2,655th most follow person on Mastodon? This place feels bigger than it is. https://most-followed-mastodon-accounts.stefanhayden.com/?q=mistersql

• Post #3807359

  Ever wonder how much money is flowing into mastodon from donation? Rough estimate via patreon data. That's like enough money for 3 or 4 FTEs. https://graphtreon.com/top-patreon-creators/mastodon

• Post #3807358

  Finally, I have fix it. I got mastodon looking even more like 2018 twitter and I got Twitter blue features, like reader mode, themes and such. Next? DUAL bsky-mastodon client. One stream!

• Post #1836370

  I've got nine 9's of uptime. 66.999999999%