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• Post #2866304

  Star Fox got the "but what if Unreal engine" treatment and I'm so disappointed. Hell, it's not so much the graphical overhaul. (Ok that's part of it.) It's the fact that, once again, we're getting ANOTHER Starfox 64. Not a sequel. Not a side game. Straight up, ANOTHER Starfox 64 remake. How do you have a space shooter and you can't, I dunno, come up with other stuff? I just... I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

• Post #2866303

  Are DOTs individuals? Are they tied in with a ship's systems and are unable to be disconnected? Can a DOT be an officer?

• Post #2866302

  We're all Kira trapped in a room with a Dukat that won't shut the fuck up.

• Post #2866301

  I really like the new Starfox designs. It's too bad they couldn't design a new game for them.

• Post #2866300

  Why don't you do -blank-? Because I'm broke, SO many things I could do if I could just have a little more in the black. My parents keep pulling this shit on me. Them: "You should get your car serviced!" Me: "ok" *rubs fingers*

• Post #2866299

  Trailer: A damaged Arwing tears high across Corneria's blue sky. It bellows out fire and dark smoke. Fox wrestles with the failing controls. Falco: There's nothing more you can do with that heap, Fox! Bail out! Fox slams the eject button on the Arwing's glitching console. The frayed, broken wings eject off the cockpit, revealing a small set of guiding fins. The remaining armor plating snaps against the cockpit. The transformed Arwing resembles an escape pod. It picks u...

• Post #2866298

  Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die had the punch, energy and vibe that I WISHED Wright's The Running Man remake had.

• Post #2866297

  Someone peppered the bathroom at work with "Jesus Saves" stickers. I'm glad I didn't clip my nails.

• Post #1383099

  Waiting for my tax return like a jerk customer. Snapping my fingers, pointing at my table.

• Post #1383098

  Please be good, Street Fighter. You look like the first video game movie to finally GET it.

• Post #1383097

  "yeah, but who built it? WHO built it???" A red shirt me, getting pulled off the Kelvin Enterprise bridge as she pulls up to Yorktown

• Post #1383096

  Huh. I get why people do security jobs because the person at the store I work for, does fuck all. Oh, I get scolded for talking Trek online but they get to refresh their Truth Social?

• Post #1383095

  Our basement couch is collapsing like the house in Poltergeist.

• Post #1169071

  Chuck Norris sucked so much, he died. Did I do it right?

• Post #1169070

  We just got here. We just started. I'll just play Star Trek Adventures until I'm a skeleton, I guess. #starfleetAcademy #iguesswecanthavenicethings

• Post #1169069

  because it stole my father. In some of the most important years of my life, he wasn't there. He had to commute 4 hours. That is no fault of his own. That is the fault of a system that provides peanuts for its people. Capitalism gives no fucks about your time. So, why should I give any fuck about it?

• Post #1169068

  With all the BS going on right now, I am so glad we're going to the moon.

• Post #1169067

  Being a Dasher is one thing *takes a huge breath of air* but Dashing for scalpers? Wow. I did not think I'd be doing that. Me, on my way to Best Buy: "Huh. It's kind of odd that I have three separate orders and each one is for a Switch 2." "Huh. A lot of dashers are here for Switch 2s, as well." "Huh. This business park I'm dropping this Switch, looks super busy. Whoa. There are a line of other delivery drivers. They all hav...

• Post #1169066

  Me, watching Atemis II launch: THAT'S how it's done, bitch.

• Post #1169065

  How I feel contributing to scalpers via Doordash

• Post #1169064

  I find it incredibly frustrating that we're getting phenomenal pictures of the cosmos, a reminder of how fragile our little blue ball is in a sea of infinite darkness, and on said little blue ball, have the biggest baby man ever created, throwing a never ending fit.

• Post #1169063

  I had my Super Mario Bros. Movie ('93) "Plumber Alert" t-shirt on at the coffee shop. Barista behind the counter commented on it: "Just saw it. Better than the new one." Kids are all right.

• Post #1169061

  The Problem With My Work's Bathroom: A Novel by Me

• Post #1051761

  Come, children. Come join me by the roaring warehouse fire.