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Post #1169061

2026-04-13 14:58 UTC

The Problem With My Work's Bathroom: A Novel by Me

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  • @jazzburn@tenforward.social 2026-04-13 15:14

    Why is the tp dispenser always over lapping where my knee is? Why does the dispenser have a cut off blade designed for butcher paper? Why is the tp the equivalent of an ancient scroll made of pulp and tears? Why is the flush the same as a jet engine? "Don't auto flush. I got it. *FWSSSHHHH!* Jesus!" *intestines are sucked out* What IS this soap, a knock off? Used? It's that bs foam stuff that feels like it has a shelf life of a nanosecond before it evaporates into the idea of cleanliness. It's poser soap. And, for the love that of all things holy, is towel dispenser and hand dryer so FREAKIN CLOSE TO THE DAMN DOOR??? For a place that revels in redesign and construction, I give it an F+. Click.

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