Miranda // erin // Eileen

erin@fedi.quiescent.nexus

:neocat_flag_trans: :neocat_flag_nb: :neocat_flag_polyam: :neocat_flag_demiace: :neocat_flag_demiaro: :neocat_flag_pan: :neocat_flag_lesbian: 🏳️‍⚧️𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓼𝓸 𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝓫𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓮𝔂𝓮𝓼.🏳️‍⚧️ Transfem in their mid-30s, very queer, not very neurotypical, sometimes deranged. We're plural, this account is used by: - erin, fronts most of the time, doesn't believe in capital letters, still learning how to let go and stop being utilitarian and efficient all the time, - Eileen. Femme, switch, slut, not necessarily in this order. Enjoyer of pain, cool clothes, raves and plants, very much in this order. :3 - Miranda. Umm, something between my own thing and the other two co-fronting very hard? We're still figuring this out. Posts that aren't s

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Post #4465256
I’m back from a week-long tour of germany on regio trains and this is the only way I can summarize the deutsche bahn experience.
Post #4328208
holy shit, being teased with sharp things always makes me excited, but getting my dick poked with a combat knife is instant horny like nothing else. … aaaand now she put the knife next to her phone so I can’t tell which one she’s reaching for.
Post #4065168
every time I see someone mention “stakeholders”, I imagine a bunch of people wielding wooden stakes and wonder why all this corporate management and governance stuff is always so focused on dealing with vampires.
Post #3748656
when someone seems possessed, you call an exorcist, to remove demons. when they seem to be an empty husk, you call an endorcist, to put some demons back in. remember, look out for your friends, help them maintain a healthy population of demons within. /erin
Post #3436260
“rolling your own encryption” (it’s a blunt that makes you so high that stuff you write is completely undecipherable).
Post #2549979
pigeons.
Post #2495768
*looks at the timeline* yep! they do. /Miranda
Post #2453603
you can give a robot girl gender euphoria by fisting her while wearing those. /erin
Post #2283221
techbros: “it’s not our fault that there are no women in tech, there’s nothing wrong with all the dick jokes, they should learn to be fine with those.” trans women: (show up with their own, much better dick jokes.) techbros: “not like that.” [edit: added some slightly more serious reflections on this in a reply.] /erin
Post #2206768
anyone here with an experience of learning to play piano? is it normal to very quickly and easily learn to play with just one hand at a time - and even play something learned on the right hand only with the left hand (or vice versa) correctly on the very first try despite awkward finger placement - but have it all completely go to shit on any attempt to play both hands at the same time? and I mean all - relative finger placement within a chord/arpeggio, tempo, progression along the tune, the w...
Post #2180875
who said that learning to play piano takes a long time before it’s “useful”? day one, I can play bella ciao. immediately useful. /erin
Post #1892213
“you’re so full of yourself!” oooh, if that bothers you so much, go ahead, do something about it, I’d enjoy being full of someone else instead. :3 /Miranda
Post #1859265
(Every once in a while, in conversations about starting HRT, we tell the story of how we got the first HRT prescription and then realized how wrong it felt. We decided to write it down.) I was excited. I showed up to the appointment, I presented all the paperwork certifying that what I want was deemed real and acceptable, I got a prescription for what the doctor decided to be the right doses of the right things in the right amounts. I left and made my way home. Halfway there, I felt my excitem...
Post #1665607
“the sexual tension between me and the build-a-bear plushie stuffing machine”.
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Post #813050
consider the following: maggi mixed with goldsaft, the german marmite. /erin
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Post #713683
so hrtcafe.net went down due to a coordinated terf/far-right action. and so this is as good a time as it gets to make even more mirrors of https://git.gay/hrt/pages/ (or the github repo this is a mirror of already, if you want to touch github). clone it, set a cronjob to do a pull every week. set up a web view like https://hrt.soap.systems if you have the means to do so and the willingness to deal with potential terf interference. trying to shut down online resources hosted by annoyed transf...
Post #455475
the existence of free will implies the existence of premium, subscription-based will. wait. isn&#39;t that what all the habitual ai chatbot users upgraded to? I hate when perfectly good meaningless brain noise turns out to have a point. /erin